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How To Be An Emo Even If You’re Fat

Buy bigger clothes.

Don’t be ashamed of who you are.

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Attack skinny emo chicks for hating on you.

You have every right to be Emo and fat. You’ve something to be genuinely upset about. Most think emo girls are spoilt daddy girl’s who cry when they aren’t allowed a new car. As a fat girl you must deal with being stigmatised and humiliated by every corner of society.

As a fat Emo Girl you should be expressing yourself in the most insane ways possible. Instead of cutting yourself you should run into Subway, buy a footlong Italian B.M.T. before attempting to hold up the restaurant if they refuse to give you all of the cookies behind the counter.

You should be running up to anorexic Emo chicks ramming food into their mouths. You’ll be doing the world a great service as less anorexic girls will be dying and the Emo Scene won’t receive such strong criticism from the media.

4 Responses to “How To Be An Emo Even If You’re Fat”

  1. Tusch Says:
    May 11th, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Whar har har.
    No, seriously, I’m all yours on the feed-thing! I don’t know if you’ll be reading this, but, I actually appreciate this site even if I was considered emo in my days.
    Therefore, I can only laugh at this.

    (Don’t worry, people will grow up and see the fun in it some day)

  2. ashley Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:50 am

    wow. xD

  3. Alexa x Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    dont worry aboout hate.

    be who you want to be, not what others want to see.
    hopefully one day, people will grow up
    x

  4. XxXEmoKidXxX Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Damn I thought I was fat but that GOTH chick makes me look sick.

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