How To Be An Emo Girl - 10 Steps You Can Take
I never wanted to be an emo girl but my boyfriend keeps insisting that I should make a little more effort to fit in. Why can’t I just be myself? I bet the creepy git wants me to dress up like him. Anyway from the way I see it there are a number of things you can do to become an emo girl.
- Mysteriously contract asthma over night. Run around your house gasping for air until someone pays attention to you and dthen escribe your situation.
- Buy a few crappy band t-shirts, preferrably of Alkaline Trio and My Chemical Romance. You might want to try to customise them with your mothers sewing machine. You gain bonus points for making an absolute mess of the shit but remember it’s all part of your individuality!
- Become a neutoric and overly possessive bitch. Tap your boyfriend’s cellphone and when he comes home late at night interrogate him until he admits that’s he’s a lying ass.
- Invest in a wide range of hair dyes, preferrably one for each day of the week. You should spend all of your evenings, indoors dying your hair again. Don’t worry if massive clumps of your hair begin to fall out after a few weeks. This is perfectly natural.
- Refuse to listen to music on anything but an old vinyl player. If you receive any CD’s as presents, smash them up when you next get a chance.
- Become a feminist. I recommend that you start with the works of Simon De Beauvoir and carry on from there. If your boyfriend asks you what you’re reading then tell him that it’s none of his goddamn business.
- Remember it’s not possible to apply enough foundation onto your skin. Your goal is to look like Morticia out of the Addams Family.
- Whilst we’re on makeup, rouge is a definite no-no. As is any color of lipstick other than black.
- Develop a major crush on the late Bill Hicks and dye all of your clothes black.
- Vow never to have children. When you’re boyfriend brings the topic of kids up, shoot him down. Tell him that you’re fed up with the male species and their oppressive ways.
May 12th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
GIRL DONT LISTEN TO YOURE DAMN BOYFRIEND.IF HE DONT LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE THEN FORGET HIM OKAY.IM SERIOUS.YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO CHANGE WHO YOU ARE JUST BECAUSE YOURE BF THINKS YOU NEED TO FIT IN.I HAD AN EMO BF ONCE AND WE ONLY STAY TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS AND THEN HE DUMPED ME CAUSE I WASNT LIKE HIM. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD DUMP YOURE EMO GUY RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU GET HURT.
May 18th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
I agree with Alyssa.
Don’t change for him.
If he really loved you he wouldn’t want you to change.
You need to find someone who loves you for who you are.
June 17th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Omy goodness that is sooo sterotypin!
My goodness who ever made this needs 2 get a life and stap slaggin emos off!
i no ur not guna post this!
GET A HOBBBIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
June 28th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Why the stereotypical-ness. It’s in hvery one of your fucking posts. Emo’s cut, emo’s cry…etc. GET A LIFE. With all the time you’ve been putting emo’s down you could be helping your boyfriend. Get him to a psyciatrist. Get him help It’ll only make your life easier. Call 1-800-SUICIDE and you can get help for him there.
June 29th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
people really are taking this too seriously.
i think your website it hilarious!
June 30th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
“GIRL DONT LISTEN TO YOURE DAMN BOYFRIEND.IF HE DONT LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE THEN FORGET HIM OKAY.IM SERIOUS.YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO CHANGE WHO YOU ARE JUST BECAUSE YOURE BF THINKS YOU NEED TO FIT IN.I HAD AN EMO BF ONCE AND WE ONLY STAY TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS AND THEN HE DUMPED ME CAUSE I WASNT LIKE HIM. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD DUMP YOURE EMO GUY RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU GET HURT.”
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July 26th, 2007 at 3:56 am
It’s hard not to be sterotypical about emo’s… they’re all “unique” people who dress the same and listen to shitty music, usually while screwing around with the same sex. They all do it. Don’t deny it…
August 1st, 2007 at 10:31 am
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August 12th, 2007 at 4:40 am
emo | emo | emo
i think that this is a piece of shit!
following how to be an emo, so hilarious!
if you follow these,
then it’ll make you look like that your pretending
trying to fit in a specific social group
somewhat - “poser” i mean,..
anyway,
for you fuckin’ boyfriends dump them if you feel your not treated fare,..
that’s it!
September 2nd, 2007 at 9:56 pm
i had to laugh when i read this
September 5th, 2007 at 8:59 am
Okay, when you say that the only lipstick you should wear is black and to dye all of your clothes black, I have to say that what you’re describing is more gothic than emo.
September 5th, 2007 at 9:01 am
I would also like to say that I totally agree with XxDeadlyRosesxX. Very stereo-typical.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
at least get a cheap life u deserve it
October 11th, 2007 at 12:16 am
“Okay, when you say that the only lipstick you should wear is black and to dye all of your clothes black, I have to say that what you’re describing is more gothic than emo.”… Dude like I so agree! I’m emo nd all I wear for make up is REALLY dark, black eye-liner! Nd I don’t always wear black, just dark clothes. I think you got us emos confused with gothics!
Nd “princess EMO”, emo just depends on your life, I fuckn hate everyone around me nd they know it!!
-+-[emo chics are not homosexual, well not all of them! but not me! I think emo guys are hot! even if they got no "figure"!]-+-
yeah I may hate on everything but I don’t cry! I don’t cut either, If “that’s what emos supposed to do” then I guess my medicine for that is getting high!! hell yeah dude!
–++– Having Reality dreams, but living a nightmare!!!
October 21st, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Honestly i think your mocking the “emo society†what you typed is completly wrong,you have no ideal what your talking about and seriously.
i think you should shoot yourself.
you guys are all posers.
November 1st, 2007 at 1:58 am
You little bitch! I dress emo, all I put is eyeliner! My hair isn’t black, I have dirty blonde hair with dark purple streaks. Plus, I don’t even listen to music! The only emo band I like is November Blessing, and that is mostly because Randy Romance is hoooot. I listen to mostly rap, and rock. Like Green Day, Nirvana, etc… Just because I dress emo doesn’t make me a skinny little bitch who cuts themselves and cries 24/7. I am bipolar, and I am still not emo. God damn, you need to get a life! I thought this was going to be funny, but at the end you just offended me. Why don’t you get your head out of your ass and try telling me what emo is!
And I think you are nagging mostly goth.Plus you are getting emo confused with myspace whores! Emo is usually not in the scene. Myspace whores/scenesters include:
Jac Vanek
Hannah Beth
Zui Suicide
Audrey Kitching
All those fucking posers should go to hell! I agree in that part, but please don’t keep this so general and offend some of your readers.
P.S
My Chemical Romance does suck…
November 17th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
omg…this is so stupid….ya really….if you people do this…..the emo people will think that your a freakin poser.
November 19th, 2007 at 12:16 am
hell yea i agree with blah5 im emo and i dont cut and i dont cry about stupid shit. i smoke weed lol. and i dont wear any make-up or all black i acutally like color. and emo is a way of life there is not certian way to be emo. and who decided who is what? are you sayin that if i wanted to i can call someone a prep and they would be one? i always thought that you are what u believe you are. so if i think that im emo then i am fuck what u say. cos u dont know me. ur a bitch that doesnt have a life right. ahaha
March 20th, 2008 at 7:42 am
This is bullshit. Be yourself
May 4th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
PLZZ CNT ME HOW A EMO GIRL
June 7th, 2008 at 10:23 am
I think this is really funny. I only dress emo and the only fuckin makeup i wear is really thick black eye liner. The funeral part is really funny. What i hate bout you is that you say dat mcr are emo. Hey they re not! They re my favorite band and whoever insults them i just say: fuck you you fucking whore! Its really funny i liked it! Frankie iero and mcr 4 ever!
August 8th, 2008 at 3:52 am
okay you’re wrong about nearly everything.
and even though i dont like Pete Wentz or any one else of fall out boy.
HE PLAYS BASS DUMBASS!
there is nothing wrong with MCR either.
and yes. we mcr fans know you’re jealous
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:41 am
wow
August 22nd, 2008 at 5:16 am
gosh.. its not necessary killing yourself thoug your emo!! yeah i must admit i am emo but theres a big “BUT” here coz they always critize what i always wear and it sucks to listen!!
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:29 am
EMO IS MOSTLY A SITUATION NOT A STYLE. BUT IF YOU ALL WANT REAL ADVICE, PICK A BETTER SITE. THERE ARE SUCH THINGS CALLED EMO HAIRCUTS AND STUFF, BUT DONT JUST TRANSFORM TO AN EMO OVERNIGHT. YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE LABELED AS A POSER INSTEAD. IM EMO AND I NEVER EVEN TRIED TO BE. EMO IS MOSTLY ABOUT EXPRESSING YOURSELF THROUGH YOUR LOOK OR YOUR ATTITUDE, SO MAKE SURE YOU’RE REALLY TRULY REFLECTING WHO YOU ARE. THEN YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. MY REPUTATION JUST BUILT ON ITS OWN. LIKE ME AND MY TWIN ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT PPL, WE DONT TRY TO LOOK THE SAME JUST BECAUSE PPL SAY WE SHOULD AND THAT’S HOW IT IS, YOU JUST HAVE TO BE YOURSELF. ANYWAYS, THERE ARE BETTER PLACES FOR REAL FACTS.
October 27th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Well.. reading some of these comments disgusts me..
im an emo, and being an emo doesnt necessarily include cutting urself.
and yeh gurlz if ur bf dnt like u for who u are then HELL YEAH dump him! he should like you for who you are.
and in my world theres ”no such thing as trying to be an emo”
your an emo for simple being you. i never used to admit it.. but heyy no point hiding what you truly are.
But HELL YEAH this sit was hilarious
October 31st, 2008 at 12:32 am
this is the most sterotypical bull shit ever!!! i have tons of emo friends and they aren’t like that!!! FUCK U IGNORANT BITCH
December 27th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
i am an emoo and fuck you all
January 1st, 2009 at 3:24 am
i’ve read this whole entire site and u kno wat ur head must be too far up ur ass bcuz all this shit u typed is SOOO fucken wrong that it’s funny.i am an emo girl but we don’t stink nor do we dress like boys us emo girls can be very femine and we bath or shower everyday and wash our hair twice a week.
AND U KNO WAT ur just like everyone else out there making fun of emo kids well guess what someone should make a site all about you and then we will see how u feel.
and there is ONLY one thing i agree with u on is to except people 4 who they r,but if u want people to except u,then u must except them
and if u want that why the fuck did u make this site…..the only reason i could come up with is bcuz ur a rude,hasty,BITCH
January 31st, 2009 at 8:07 am
You don’t DESERVE your boyfriend.
I bet you made him up.
I’ve read the shit you’ve done to him and as far as I’m concerned I think he deserves a million dollars for dealing with YOU for this long, if indeed he DOES exist.
You are UNBELIEVABLY fucked.
I doubt you deserve this emo guy when there are all us emo girls who DO make the effort to fit in like him.
Please, please, for me, DIE.
February 4th, 2009 at 11:39 am
hey stop greffing emos cause i am one and all this shit you say is so not ture so stop fuking slaging us off
February 6th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
this is complete bullshit. whoever wrote this - you should do some fucking research if you wanna complain bitch, otherwise don’t waste your fucking time dissing and putting people down.
i’m emo, yeah i do like wearing black but i often have at least a LITTLE colour. i wear black eyeliner - but guess what, i usually put pink or green on underneath it. MCR, AFI and Escape the Fate are my favourite bands ever, they cheer me up when i feel depressed. whether i cut or not is my fucking problem.
i say if u wanna dump ur bf then go for it; i did and i’m a lot happier now.
February 20th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
OK I REALLY DO LOVE EMO GUYS GOD THEY LOOK GREAT IN TIGHT PANTS BUT DUMP HIS ASS.
HE AIN’T WORTH UR TROUBLE.
p.s
it probably doesn’t matter but all posts mad by ‘i’ were me. i changed my name.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
February 21st, 2009 at 2:04 am
Ok
I have read every single one of your comments and it sickens me! Ya I do agree with dumping your bf if he don’t like you for who you are so ya go ahead and do what you want as long as it makes you happy and you know you did the right thing. Ya I’m emo and I love being the way I am! I have a friend right now that has really pissed me off so much cuz she is a poser pretending to be emo and telling all my other friends that her and my current bf are going out! Ya that pisses me off so much idk what I should do anymore! My bf said they aren’t going out but my friend says they are! Can someone help me out with that??
February 22nd, 2009 at 2:58 am
emo guys are kool they can do whatever they want
February 28th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Wow… that guy’s kinda pathetic. If you actually do all of that or if you haven’t stopped yet (assuming you HAVE already started) there’s some serious issues. If he doesn’t like you the way you are now, well then fuck him. Ditch him while you have the chance (if you haven’t already…).
February 28th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Anonymous Says:
February 21st, 2009 at 2:04 am
Ok
I have read every single one of your comments and it sickens me! Ya I do agree with dumping your bf if he don't like you for who you are so ya go ahead and do what you want as long as it makes you happy and you know you did the right thing. Ya I'm emo and I love being the way I am! I have a friend right now that has really pissed me off so much cuz she is a poser pretending to be emo and telling all my other friends that her and my current bf are going out! Ya that pisses me off so much idk what I should do anymore! My bf said they aren't going out but my friend says they are! Can someone help me out with that??
To help you answer that, tell your current bf to PROVE that him and your friend aren’t going out. If he doesn’t, ditch him (I’m aware that it’s easier said than done btw). If he DOES prove it, ditch the friend; she’s not a REAL friend if she gives you that kiind of bullshit. If you have issues with my advice, or want to talk with me (this goes for everyone else too… you all can rant to me if needed), here’s my e-mail:
Razor-KissedWrists@hotmail.com
Feel free to talk if you need it.
March 1st, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I mean, emo guys are freakin hot but thats not worth it if he dont like you for who you really are. DUMP HIM
March 20th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
wat the hell u r just fucking mad cause ur a whore!
March 26th, 2009 at 2:58 am
theres nothing terribly wronge about being emo….and emo guys you`ll find actually do like you for you.besided for them dating a chick whos not emo is like dating a stray moving cow…. they change alot for us girls you could be nice and change for him….
Im gunna draw a picture, a picture with a twist, im gunna use a razor blade, ill draw it on my wrist but whatever cutting is left maybe he should mark up your face
April 4th, 2009 at 3:23 am
OMG. wat a load of bull shit. however the fuck made this should be ashamed of themselves, and girl don’t listen too ur bf. If he doesn’t love u for who u are he doesn’t love u at all.
Layddazz fuck face random who created this bull shit.
April 4th, 2009 at 4:20 am
3MO 43VER!!!!! <3 && I DONT GET WHY EVRYONE IS FREAKING OUT……..BUT IM EMO AND WE ROCK!!!!!
April 10th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Lol! totally agree with your guy’s comments. I’m not emo, but I still like the emo community.. Most people think of me as normal. Dress with dark and bright colors. Cheerful and mean. But I really don’t know what I am. Hmmm. I make new style just for my self. Oh that girl needs a life and a better bf. I hate stereotypes!
May 17th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
People are taking this site too seriously. Loosen up, it’s just a bit of fun. If you can’t laugh at yourself..etc.
All the emo boys and girls who are going ‘Ooooomg thts soo streotipicl!!’ - Ya, that’s the point.
All the emo-haters out there who are pretty much saying, “Yeah you guys suck go kill yourself” - Let the little children be who they want to be. If they feel like they need to dress this way or act like this, that is their choice, and it is not your place to judge them.
May 17th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Whoever Made This Side Is A Fuking Wanker Right..!?
I Mean
StereoType Or WAHT
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May 24th, 2009 at 1:14 am
dude…im emo what the HELL is ur fuckin problem?! u aint gna post this i bet bt ur the most fucked up retarded person ever. you got everything wrong. you make us emo’s sound like cruel evil people when all we want is just to express how we feel and i don’t fuycking cut all the time so stfu and go jump off a bridge with miley cyrus if ur lucky i’ll push u both off stupid asshole!!!
May 27th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
omg i love this will u teach me how to be emo please?
May 28th, 2009 at 7:11 am
all i can say is we had are own opinion ..
dont judge other people because your not perfect..
im emo girl but not a pathetic or something stupid all emo has its unique personality.
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:38 am
DUDE!!!!!! get a fuckin life alrite! i no that this is just ment 2 b fun, but u shud at least say sry sumwhere 2 ppl hu R emo, or ppl hu u mite offend OK!?
I dont classify myself as emo i dont think anyway, but most ppl say i am. I dont always were blach, i dont wear converse shoes and all that, yer i wear black eyliner, but normal ppl do that 2. look i cut myself, yer, but thats becuz of hu i am, not bcuz im emo. i cut myself bcuz it feels nice and keeps me from doin anythin worse (like suicide or sumtin) ok? u av 2 leave ppls like me alone. i mite not think of myself as emo, but ppl hu accidentally c my wrists or wereva automaticcly go ‘OH UR EMO!!’ its just a joke, but u shudnt joke bout these things. emo isnt a type of fashion. we dont do it bcuz we want 2 lookk that way, its a state of mind. how we feel.
June 7th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Lmao, the unoriginality of the emo plague amazes me. Well said mate, well said.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:35 am
the unoriginallty! EMO PLAGUE!!!! WTF!? r u like insulting me or wat?
June 15th, 2009 at 9:38 am
ok that sounded not rite
wat i ment was like r u complementing my comment or r u insulting me/emos
June 16th, 2009 at 1:11 am
simply….wow….
June 18th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
most of those things i actually do,but i cant act like a bitch around my friends because then theyll tink im a poser.
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
hmmmm……thats….uhmmm…wow…maybe get a life? and dont listen to your bf k hun?
July 13th, 2009 at 9:28 am
ok wth is up with u guys u waste most of ur life posting nd reading his shit.the only reason im on here is becuz my friend showed me this site.u talk about stereotypes like u dnt say them everyday of ur life.most ppl say im emo but i dnt label myself by writing post like these.u should break up with ur bf a real”EMO” wouldnt say that.atleast 75% of ur so called emos are posers they copy what certain ppl bcuz they couldnt fit in with other social groupsthat they tried getting into.the real “EMO” kids actually like to have fun sometimes sure when u see them they look fuckd up nd deppressed but that becuz their life is fucked up.we all have problems but the ppl that are scard for life become deppressed nd un happy.most of my friends are what u would call emo actually like to hang out sure we dnt get along too well with the really popular jocks or chear leaders.but that doesnt mean we hate them i just means that we have diifrent thoughts nd we only hangout with ppl that listen to what we listen too.i mean one of my friends doesnt like tokio hotel nd i love it but we both cash cash nd nickasaur nd we have alot in common.what im saying is just becuz i jock doesnt like cash cash nd tokio hotel isnt gonna make me hate him if he likes some things i like then there really isnt a reason to hate him.but if he doesnt like things i like bcuz i like them is a problem yet i really dnt care waht ppl think of me or what type of music ppl listen to ppl like diffrent things…their ppl