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How To Cope With Preps and Jocks Hating You Because You Are An Emo Kid

The easy answer is to stop caring.

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If people are giving you bullshit, give them bullshit back. If they knock the crap out of you,  be sure to get your revenge in other ways, like defecating in their locker or mailing them turds in the posts.

Remember that later in life Preps and Jocks will amount to nothing. They might seem like they’re uber cool now but they’ll grow up to be total losers with about 150 hateful children.

As an Emo you will quickly develop a personality as it’ll be your own means of expressing yourself. You’ll have to try hard to make something of yourself especially if success doesn’t come easy to you.

In short, in 10 years time people will want to talk to you whereas they won’t wanna talk to the jocks who will most likely be alcoholics, prepping up the bar at the local strip club, hassling crack whores for free lap dances.

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