How To Date An Emo If You Are Not An Emo Kid.
Fancy becoming one with an Emo and you’re just a rotten prep? Well then, you have a task on your hands my friend! Since the Emo Scene is so incestious, they very rarely let outsiders like you into their ranks. There are a number of things that you can do to show that you are dedicated to becoming Emo but these aren’t guaranteed to work.
- Start by listening to “Welcome to the Black Parade” on repeat for 12 hours. After 8 hours your brain will implode, causing substantial loss of tissue meaning that you’ll be able to mindlessly listen to the dirge without wanting to scratch your eyes out.
- Tell the Emo Chick that you’re trying to bang that you’ve tried to kill yourself on 500 separate occasions. Do not go into the specifics of your attempts unless provoked as she won’t be impressed when you tell her that each attempt was simply crossing the road without looking.
- Try to convince her that she’ll be seen as more of an individual by her Emo peers if she dates a jock. If she is as shallow as most Emo girls, she’ll cave into this idea right away.
- You could always start dressing in black and drinking lots of vodka. This is a quickfire way to become Emo and to destroy your body / elite social standing.
- Stop going to the gym and instead spend all of your waking hours trying to gouge into your skin with an unravelled paper clip.
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:50 pm
REAL ADVICE:
Emo boys and Girls should date within the emo group.
Outsiders don’t really understand..and I’m not saying it in a mean way..it’s just very difficult.
I have dated a wigger before..oh god it was HELL.
Prep was even worse.
Emo + Emo = Great Love.
Emo + something else = tragedy
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Long Live the MCRmy.
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April 7th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
cute girl, nice tips
Where do you get all the images of emos for your blog?
GR
April 7th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
ahhh but being emo isnt tragedy the point?
June 21st, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I’m not an emo but i really like emo guys.
they’re pretty hot!
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:52 pm
i loooove emo guys!!! theyre are hot!! im emo.i do understand how theyre feeling. i went out with an emo guy…but hes a player and a cheater sooooooooooo thats tragedy. not all emo guys will stay with you they will cheat after a while….=[