How To Have Scene Emo Hair. The Best Emo Haircuts For Emo Kids.
This one’s quite simple really, don’t cut or wash your hair for 6 months and eureka! Well actually there’s a bit more to it. You’ve got to brush your hair daily to get the tots out. It might also be necessary to wash your wig in the event that you contract head lice which is pretty likely. My boyfriend gave me them once and I smashed his acoustic guitar to pieces. Like his guitar, he was in pieces too. I couldn’t help but laugh at the his sorry ass!
Once your hair is sufficiently long you have two options. Either you can put it up in a Morrisseyesque quiff, or you can brush half of your fringe down over your eyes. The latter is my boyfriend’s style of choice and it’s caused him endless grief! He’s constantly walking into streetlights when out in town - and this is before he’s had any alcohol! His mother actually marched him down to the barbers and threatened to throw him out of the house if he didn’t get a haircut. Eventually he caved in after she threatened to start randomly crapping in his dinner. I doubt he would have noticed anyway since he’s that goddamn dumb.
Anyway the key to achieving that emo look is to completely neglect your hair. You might want to buy the occasional 12 ounce can of coke just to pour it in to cause deliberate damage to your roots. If this doesn’t do the job, try brushing your hair with your toothbrush, adding 1 parts bleach to 4 parts toothpaste. Make sure that you clean all of the solution off the toothbrush once you’re finished. You don’t want to kill yourself just yet!
April 5th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
wtf…….. You have problems lady..
May 24th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
i love you ahahahahahaha
June 1st, 2007 at 11:47 pm
what the fuck , i have the so called “emo” hair and my hair is the best and most healthiest in my year you pathetic fuck tard (y)
June 17th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
wat the freek is wrong with yooh? what if people like to be emos leave them alone! i luv the emo hair it kicks ass! i admire ones for doing it coz they’re not going wf the crowd doin it spikey wf so much freeking gel on it u can see ur reflection! fur goodness sakes leave em alone! >:(
June 29th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
LoL This is by far one of the funniest blogs I have EVER read, keep up the good work Lass. ^.^
July 26th, 2007 at 4:00 am
” i admire ones for doing it coz they’re not going wf the crowd ” Does that even require me to shoot it down? Or is it just -that- dumb…
October 9th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
yep…mental issues for sure
October 10th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
you have issues… leave everyone alone i bet that youre a fat dude trying to make her life even more pathetic writin stupid blogs like this one
October 16th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Thanx “Helen”!… I think lots of ppl like turning down emos, I just want to ask, WHY??! Are we an easy target for you guyz? Like for real!
October 20th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Omg. You Have Big BIG Problems. i Actually LOVE The Emo Hair Cuts. And i Think They Are Hot. You Obviously Have Some Shit Chaved Up Hairstyle. i Admire Emos. They Dont Go With The Croud. i Dont Think You Know What The Word Emo Means… If i Was You i Would Look It Up.
Why Pick On Emos May i Ask? Why Not Chavs. Their Easy, They Have Falts To. Actually They Have Loads. So To Sum It Up You Have To Be Tha Saddest Retard i Know.
October 26th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
i really don’t get it, why do you spend so much time on bashing emos? do you not have a life? and if you think your boyfriend is repulsive and stupid and other shit why are you with him? that’s pretty idiotic to me o.O
October 31st, 2007 at 10:15 pm
wtf you ass fuck your just here to make them feel bad cause you probably sleep with every one maybe your boyfriend dumped you are an emo boohoo and poor poor you just got sooooo sad i clean my hair every day and brush it all the time ,,,, your a fuckfaced loser who needs to get the shit beat out of them you pathetic cunt
October 31st, 2007 at 10:18 pm
your [probaly just a sluty shit bag who doesn’t have a life
October 31st, 2007 at 10:21 pm
what did the emo kids come and beat you up or something boohoo your just another slut who thinks picking on people makes you god … well guess what your the saddest fucker loser i have ever heard
October 31st, 2007 at 10:23 pm
1 you need a life 2 your wrong 3 i am not going to fight with you just because your a dirty cunt who needs to stop talking out her ass 4 bye bye
October 31st, 2007 at 10:24 pm
look you should take this blog down before some one hurts you * cough *cough ME
October 31st, 2007 at 10:25 pm
you need to get the shit kicked outta you
go fuck you big rich daddy and leave the emo’s alone
October 31st, 2007 at 10:27 pm
maybe from your piont you have good reasons to not like emo’s but from some one elses piont they might hate you just as much hmmmmmmm ME
November 3rd, 2007 at 1:04 am
HAhaha like emo or hate it, this site is very very funny =D
November 3rd, 2007 at 1:06 am
And like it or not, people, the average comment on here doesn’t show half the intelligence or sparkle. Grow a brain cell and THEN comment, dammit >.
November 4th, 2007 at 9:14 am
Get a life you fucked up retart
November 6th, 2007 at 12:40 am
Ojkay, first of all, I have emo hair.
That is very clean and also quite healthy.
Look at the pictures you posted, they all have clean, nice, healthy hair.
So what is your dilemma?
Vision problems?
Mentally impaired?
Learn to look before you type, you dumbshit.
Seriously.
I’m pertured as to why this blog was completely necessary.
And if I see another blog like this.
I will fucking murder your son of a bitch ass.
Enough said.
Maggot outtttttttt.
November 7th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
WTF R U ON ABOUT I HAVE EMO HAIR N A BRUSH MINE ALL THE TIME N ITS IN PERFECT CONDITION. ALSO I HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO IS AN EMO N HE IS THE MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER SO DONT FUCKIN WINGE ABOUT THEM. U NEED TO GET A LIFE RATHER THAN JUST CRITISIZING EVERYONE ELSE JUST TO TRY AND MAKE UR PATHETTIC LIFE SEEM BETTE. WELL FUCK YOU. I THINK EMO HAIR IS AWESOME AND THEY HAVE SOME OF THE BEST FASHION SENSE AND JUST TO LET U KNOW NOT ALL EMOS ARE OUT TO KILL THEM SELVES OR TO LIVE DEPRESSED IT MOSTLY JUST CAUSE THEY LIKE THE STYLE. SO GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE U GO MOANING BOUT EVERYONE ELSE !!!
N ID CHANGE THIS QUICK BEFORE EVERYONE COMES LOOKIN FOR U AFTER SUBMITTINGN SUCH RETARDED COMMENTS
November 7th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
u are so stupid emos have quiet healfy hair so u can shut ur fat gob u RETARD!!! THANKYOU NO LEAVE THE EMOS ALONE OR ELSE !!! HA HA HA U SLAG BITCH HOR X X X LUV YA PEEPS
November 7th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
I really don’t know how i stumbled upon this page, but it did catch my interest…
its actually really funny
i especially love how everyone tells you to go fuck yourself for having an opinion and none of them can type or spell worth a shit, for example: “x…x sophie x…x EMOS RULE ”
i say, you’re hilarious as hell and keep up the good work
and no, i have nothing against “emo” kids: do what you want and have your hair the way you want, its your life and if this blog offends you, go cry about it.
kthanks
November 10th, 2007 at 7:16 am
YOU FUCKEN DICKLESS ASSHOLE HE SHE OR WAT EVER YOU ARE…..WHAT IF I MADE FUN OF HOW U LIVEd….HOW YOU DRESS…AND HOW YOUR HAIR LOOKED?……..YOU PROBLEY HAVE NO HAIR SOOOOOOOOOO THATS WHY YOU HAVE TO PUT US DOWN….MAY HAIR RULEZ X3000…..AND EVERY ONE LOVES It…You HAVE NO LIFE..People Make Fun Of You In REal Life Soo You Have To Come One HEre And MAke Fun Of OTher People In The Cyper WOrld THATS JUST PLAN OUT GAY…..Emo RUlez…….SOOO GO EAT SOME SHIT AND DIE 9 Times OVER YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP THAT NO ONE LOVES >__
November 11th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
What the Hell is your problem you crazy mother fucker! You have no Right to make fun of emo’s! You should just go die in a deep dark hole were everyone will just forget about your ass! And anyways my hair is healthy and clean you stupid bitch!Go fuck off!!NO ONE LIKE’S YOU!!!!!…crazy bitch…O_O…My hair is way better then your hair…and if your a fuck’n prep.THEN DIE MOTHER FUCKER!!!
November 15th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
fuck all ppl who have problems with emo and goths
November 17th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
lol its amusing that people find this so offensive, i am “emo” and ginger!! and i dont give a toss, i found it funny, every ones entitled to there own oppinion its a free world you can say what you want, i slate chavs every day but its my opinion it may not be every one elses.
Leave this person alone, its one persons view and their entled to it. I dont understand what the whole het up is about.
If every one took every other persons opinion to heart every on would be a jibbering, paranoid, suicidal mess.
Chill people its only an oppinion.
x-peace-x
November 18th, 2007 at 1:41 am
ROFL i like the bit with the cow, even though it isn’t a cow, ROFL,
but if i seen you, i’d probobly kick the shit out of you, because you’d take the piss out of me, and i’d suffocate you with a plastic bag.
so would my friends, ROFL
i’d make sure you fought for your live and cry before i shove a knife into your neck
aahhhh i can only fantasize though xD so it sucks….
p.s. its impossible to have bad hair for an emo, if you don’t wash it, it basically breaks off at the end, and you can’t get it long, it will go greasy, which all emo styles arn’t. exept the one at the top. Idiot xD
i actually think your funny because i laugh at you, you don’t know anything, or even spelling.! xD
November 18th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
obviously you don’t know what emo is. personally, i am emo, and i have some emo friends, and if they read this, they would probably be offended, as i myself am.
first of all, my hair is absolutely NOT greasy and unwashed. (no toothbrushes included, god!)
second of all, emo hair is spiky, dyed crazily, and uses a lot of hairspray.
third of all, you know nothing of what emo is.
fourth of all, you really need to get a life besides ragging on people that you don’t even know. fuckin dumb shit!
June 4th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
hey! maybe your efing boyfriend needs glasses becasue most people can see threw freakin hair! its easy! just use your eyes! and emo hair is not greasy and unwashed! many use hair gel or glue that can sometimes give it the lok of being greasy, but no! emo hair is not greasy and unwashed! im emo and i take a shower ever morning and wash my hair every morning!
June 25th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
dude shes freakin wack!!
i think she is jealous oh
how good us emo people look!
August 4th, 2008 at 1:57 am
right well i have read every comment sent and to be honest i agree with parts of all of them.
1 - You are entiteled to your own oppinion
[but that does not mean you go shouting it to the whole world putting people down for no reason]
2 - You must have a lot of spare time to create a blog on how YOU dont like emos
[which implies you dont have any freinds other wise you would be out with them not making this blog]
3 - You really dont understand the term EMO
[otherwise you would not of created this blog]
4 - This is not an agreement but im just curious since you have only insulted the emos of this world are you chav? because this blog sounds like something a chav would do
5 - Emo’s do not have bad hair because they care about there appearance plus everyone has greasy hair sometimes but emos dont have constant greasy hair
[clear provance you dont understand the term EMO]
6 - To be honest Use all should not let this get to you it is probably a little kid or a chav or a nobody who created this blog anyway
Ohh and by the way -
If I Can See This And Im Not Clever And Am Still Young Then I Dont See Why Everyone Else Cant See It
Come On Grow Up!!! I mean you dont see Emos slagging chavs off and we could!!!
If You Had Any Heart Or Brain You Would Remove This Blog
I LOVE ALL YOU EMO’S OUT THERE IGNORE THIS BLOG ITS PETHETIC !!!!!!! LYL !!!!!!
November 25th, 2008 at 9:26 am
again i love emos and the hair etc. but you are just funny as
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:27 pm
wwawawaw i wahnt by emo styli but i cant pliz halpe my
myname is meriam i live in marocco
December 27th, 2008 at 6:42 am
im thinking tt ue dunt haf a life huh? oh ya ,ue dunt . wat the hell is wrong wif ue ?
January 5th, 2009 at 3:21 am
is it just me or are all the people on here who are pissed off at you being totally over dramatic? reminds me of when my ex got in a bitch fight with a chick friend of mine.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:23 am
o and emo chicks are fucking hot but your personality’s suck, stop whining and fuck me .
January 29th, 2009 at 10:47 am
I Definatly agree with everyone here you shouldn’t bag emos there just as equal as every one else IF not better!!!!!!! i too have recently became “EMO” and i also luv it because it makes me shine like i never used to and i can show my true artistic side of me SO IF YOU BAG EMOS YOU WILL GET FOUND AND YOU WILL MOST LIKLEY GET BEATEN UP!
February 17th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! YOU THINK EMO PEOPLE ARE BAD, WELL GUESS WHAT A-HOLE THERE NOT! SERIOUSLY YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOURSELF IN A LOT OF DRAMA IF PEOPLE FIND OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE. I SUGGEST YOU GET A LIFE YOU ARROGANT JERK, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND GET AN EFFING LIFE!!!!
March 13th, 2009 at 5:22 am
ok
so this whole website is a joke why would some write this whole blog about how to do this how to do that and how to act and what you should wear.
well get A LIFE!
u need one..
like why anyone label themselfs now that is so gay.
its saying i want to be this style but im not so im just gonna say i am, and slit my writs.
wow .
so gay.
and please toothbrush?
no just wash it without conditioner.
GOSH!
i have a scene emo hair and i always put it up.
and no emo does not just mean hair in eyes.
it means emotionaly hardcore.
now i already went through that faze.
or what ever you call it.
but seriously get a reality check.
March 28th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
if i dress and have hair like an emo, does that mean i am emo? I did not think so. So if you see a person with emo clothes and hair on the street don’t say to them “Hey, emo kid, Did you get lice trying to do your hair?” That is total steriotyping!
May 31st, 2009 at 1:31 pm
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June 10th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Ill have u no i have emo hair and its kick ass! everyone loves my hair. It looks messy cuz its teased and look at everyone elses flat plain boring hair. Emo people are fucking awesome! And i wash my hair twice a day. Thank u very much.
June 21st, 2009 at 1:49 am
Wtf ur are so pathwtic u atupid prep. I hsave emo/scene hair and it is like the healthiest!!! You know what last year I got voted best hair. And my hair is black with blond and pink coontails and its always teased! So I guess emo/scene hair isn’t as bad as you stupid ass preps say it is!!
June 27th, 2009 at 10:41 am
just read this blog and it’s hilarious not only what you write in it but the comments you get back LOLLLL
June 29th, 2009 at 7:06 am
quzto kunq qayahin unq hair nya ..
July 27th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
briliant! i love it. i just don’t understand how some stupids take it very serious:P unless it’s meant to be. I just don’t hope so, because I like the sarcasm in this