Don’t Cry Emo! How To Make An Emo Kid Cry. Emos Crying = Funny.
Dan is such a miserable git at times, it really doesn’t take much to make him cry. He seems to be always drying his eyes for goodness sake. I think I’ve perfected the art of reducing emo guys to tears! Here are a few of my favourite techniques.
- Deny him access to your makeup bag. If you catch him hoking through your room for it, ring the local church and ask them what the Jesus would think of it. You might even want to organise a meeting between him and the pastor.
- If he’s a vegetarian, drive him out into the countryside and make him whip a cow with a feather boa until it collapses whilst holding him at gunpoint. Ensure that he takes a small bite out of the cow before giving it CPR if necessary. If he gets caught trying to resuscitating the animal by the authorities, inform them that he has a track record for tonguekissing livestock.
- Hack into this Myspace/Bebo account and erase the “favourite music” list that he’s spent 17 months compiling and replace it with “pretentious cock rock, blue jazz and Duran Duran”.
- When you hear him taking a crap in the bathroom, stand outside and make it known that you know what he’s up to. You might want to try shouting “I know what you are up to in there! Stop it! Was that a FART I heard? Another one? Are you in there taking a crap? What’s with the sex face?”. Continue shouting random obscenities until you can hear him weeping from behind the door.
- Tamper with his bathroom scales so that they always report that he is heavier than he already is.
- Tell him that you’re about to join the Westboro Baptist Church and that you’ve nominated him as a potential member. Make it known that he must streak his pubic hair pink before the God-like Fred Phelps will even consider him for membership.
- If he has an acoustic guitar, urinate in the soundhole and blame it on his dog. He’ll probably take a fit and holler incoherently at the poor bastard for a few hours before collapsing in shame.
- Remind him that life will continue on after death and that the sadness will never go away.
- Tell his mother that you caught him masturbating during the Oprah Winfrey show.
- Pour all of his secret stash of vodka down the drain and replace it with spring water.
- The next time he wishes he was a girl begin to describe in graphic detail “womenly issues”. Don’t stop until he’s in a state of shock. He’ll come around in about a week and will be inconsolable for the next few months.
- Ring the police and say that you have video evidence of him taking a crap in a bin.
- Force him to run ball-naked through a forest in broad daylight and threaten to tell his mother about his bra-fetish if he refuses to obey your orders.
- There’s nothing as effective as pawning all of his favorite records, especially if it’s the 3rd time it’s happened in a month.
- Everytime he tries to play his favorite record, scream “boring!!” over the top of it. You might wanna ask him how he can listen to such shit without suffering ear bleeds.
- Visit all of his favorite bars and inform the clientele that he won’t be around for the next few weeks because of an impending sex-change operation.
- Replace all of the knives in his house with plastic ones. If he tries to self injure with a fork, replace them too. Bare in mind that self mutilation with forks is an ever growing problem in the emo community and it should be taking seriously. However, Fundementalist Christians are under strict orders from Jesus to apphrend any young emos who may have fork marks on the forehead so it might be a laugh to see him stopped in the street by a holy roller.
- Remind him that no matter how much he eats, he will never have real breasts. It’s particularly important to tell him this if you see him breastfeeding your cat. You don’t want to go overboard here though as he might go too far and have cosmetic surgery and there’s nothing much more frightening than an emo guy with tits. Unless you’re a Cure fan of course.
- Every once in a while you might want to shout “Pete Wentz is dead!” followed by “Just kidding!” once you’ve upset him. This will definitely work a treat.
- Kill his Nintendog in any conceivable way, even if it involves flushing it down the toilet. If you opt for this method you might want to take a dump on it first and call him in so that he can examine the deed. This will work especially well if the Nintendog is still barking for him in the toilet. If this is the case, flush it until it is silent. Inform him that his pet failed to make it to Doggy Heaven and that he will never see it again.
- Tell him that if he grew his hair just a little bit longer that he’d look like a member of the Bee Gees.
- Tell him that you had a “nightmare” last night where you danced on his grave for hours on end.
- Deliberately fart near him whenever he is eating something with egg. After you’ve released the gas ask him if he smells anything “eggy” around here.
- Write letters away to all of his favorite bands demanding free records otherwise you’ll consider chopping off your Johnson and mailing parts of it off to each of the groups. The plan is to start with My Chemical Romance and end with Alkaline Trio.
How to Tell If You’ve Went Too Far.
Emo boys are extremely fragile and it’s easy to go just a little too far with the abuse. Here are a few signs to be aware of that your emo friend is on the edge of mental collapse.
- Have you found him counting Rice Krispies in the middle of the night, refusing to eat if there is an odd number of them in the bowl? Have you caught him handpainting each of the rice grains with your nail polish?
- Has he started listening to Cher records in the presence of his father where he wouldn’t have done so before?
- Has he ever alluded to stapling his genetalia to a door with a nail gun? If so, when the fire service arrive did he insist on being left alone to think things through? Did he do the same thing the very next day?
- Has he ever opened up a cereal box in Walmart and wore it over his head like a soggy cardboard helmet whilst sobbing manically?
- Has he started mailing letters to Fall Out Boy written in his own excrement? Does he refuse to clean his hands after he’s finished?
- Has he alluded to becoming a Christian? Has he mentioned how Jesus was in his room the other night dressed in only a pink tutu? Has he told you how our Savior is really a gayer and has documented his homosexual encounters in a slightly lewd volume of the Bible called “the Pink Testament”?
- Has he recently tried to commit suicide by eroding his head away in a basin of Coke?
- Has he shaved his head like so?
- Has his mother caught him wearing her wedding dress in the house? Was he pleasuring himself at the time whilst impersonating his father?
- Does he lock himself in the bathroom for long periods, presumably to flush his head down the toilet repeatedly? Does he try to hum Radiohead’s “No Surprises” whilst his head is underwater?
- Does he regularly talk about shaving his balls and letting his teeth rot so that he can become more like the Pixie Lord of Emo, Thom Yorke?
- Has he actually managed to listen to a Joy Division record without complaining about it being pretentious shat? Have you ever caught him writing a love letter to Ian Curtis?
- Does he regularly cry into his own socks, referring to them as his only true friends?
- When he’s applying a stamp to a parcel does he smash his head against it repeatedly to ensure that it’s affixed properly? Has he ever smashed the contents of the envelope this way?
What To Do Next
- If he’s in a real state you might want to bring out all of your wardrobe (including all of your kinky bras) and offer him the chance to “become your princess”. Call him “darling!” as much as possible. Reassure him that listening to Abba doesn’t make him any less emo.
- If he’s threatening to gouge his eyes out with a plastic fork, talk to him about all of the viable alternative forms of self harm. One popular method is to listen to Joy Divison’s Unknown Pleasures from start to finish (although some would argue that this is much worse for your health than gouging out your eyes).
- Tell him that you love him for who he is before giving him a final warning about pissing down your leg.
- Tell him that even real man like Clint Eastwood use the cubicles in the mens room and that it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
- If you won’t stop him crying simply tell him to “go marry his mumma”. If this doesn’t finish it then call his mother and inform her that her son might have an unhealthy interest in her body.
May 26th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
*ahem* I find this rather insulting. It’s sterotyped, and very narrowminded. I can tell right away you are anti-emo, probably ridicule those who are emo, and have never had an emo friend. What is wrong with emo guys? What is wrong with letting guys express themselves in ways they want? Why are people so against emo? And for the record, despite some lyrics of theirs, Fall Out Boy is NOT–I repeat, NOT–emo. Another question; wtf does everyone hate Fall Out Boy? Dude. Black nailpolish, black hair, eyeliner: to me, that equals hotness. I’m a girl. Dude, get a life and find better ways to spend your time than writing trashy articles on how to make an “emo” guy cry. For the record, people are labeled as ‘emo’ because they are emotional. Emotion is not bad. I know you are entitled to your opinion, but must people be so discriminated against the emotional half?
June 9th, 2007 at 11:23 am
People must be so discrimated against the emotional half Jamie, as they are slags.
June 11th, 2007 at 4:04 am
Jamie…has it occurred to you that you are most likely a dyke. Emos need to grow a fucking sack and stop being so damn gay.
June 12th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
emos are the most beautiful guys on the world and they are too perfect for this fucking world… you are really stupid if you don’t understand it…
June 12th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
so what they are gay???!!! you sluts are stupid but noone says anything to you!!! just fuck off and stop being such a bitch!!!! you dont know anything about them so FUCK OFF!!! BITCH!!!
June 14th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
I’m emo, and I have no spine. I must listen to Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance so I may one day be as emo as them. I like to cut myself because I can’t buy that record I want since I don’t have a job and my mom refused to lend me any more money. I am the leach on my parents’ bank account and on society.
Emos need to DEAL WITH THEIR ISSUES, not weep about them.
June 18th, 2007 at 2:44 am
I’m single (never had a girlfriend, in fact), none of my friends from high school have tried to contact me since their last day (3 weeks before mine since they were seniors), I spend most of my life alone… and you don’t see ME crying about it.
Life sucks– get over it.
June 20th, 2007 at 1:33 am
“emos are the most beautiful guys on the world and they are too perfect for this fucking world… you are really stupid if you don’t understand it…”
Then it’s high time they go on to the next, if you catch my drift… (suicide. Seriously.)
June 21st, 2007 at 12:34 am
LOL! that’s great! Emo kids are so darned stupid. HEY! I wish my lawn were emo so it’d cut itself. all emo kids should be sold as slaves. and if they refuse, make them listen to n’sync or bsb.
XD
that should teach ‘em.
June 21st, 2007 at 3:33 am
I seriously don’t see how anyone could like an emo kid. They aren’t especially sensitive to anyones feelings because they usually just cry about themselves. They wear makeup, enough said about that. Cutting scars are disgusting. They spend too much time inside, so they’re like nerds without the brains. There really is no benefit to themselves or anyone else. They’re kinda like the bastard children of nerds, heavy metal rockers and gay guys, while lacking any of the good traits.
June 21st, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Ziite, Kinda related: I’m a fine example of a nerdy heavy metal fan. There are no bad traits.
June 23rd, 2007 at 3:56 am
Jamie, go to hell.
Also, emo does *NOT* stand for emotional. Stupid cunt.
June 26th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
LMAOLMAOLMAO!!!That was the funniest thing I’ve read today!I love emo guys and girls…’specially guys,and even I thought that was funny!I,myself,are more hardcore punk than emo,but I love it all the same!Dude…that was hilarious.Emos have a lot of emotion,and I sometimes feel sorry for them and how much ridicule they get.It’s not easy.But,I feel that because I love the music,the style and lifestyle of emo,I can laugh at this…and I did,so it’s kinda too late.People who don’t like emos don’t really understand them.And that’s cool,you don’t have to.But instead of telling them to “grow a sac”,leave ‘em alone and let them be them.S’not like they’re bothering you.I mean,I’m pretty sure you’d get mad if someone told you to stop boinkin’ your sister or tell you that Nascar is the worst thing ever invented and it’s a normal person’s kryptonite.If you don’t agree with eyeliner on guys…get over it.It’s here,and I’m afraid,my homophobic friends,that it’s here to stay.Sorry.If you don’t like it,don’t look at ‘em.What?You’re afraid you’ll turn gay if ya look at ‘em?Cuz I bet he’s prettier than your waf Tammy at the trailer park.Get over it.Go down to the riiiifer to your floating house and get all mad about it…pop in Roadhouse and go to town.Seriously,you homophobic pricks…get over it.You ain’t got nothing better to do?They most likely have more morals and a better sense of…pretty much everything.It’s not their fault you’re some macho dude who’s never gonna get a wife.I think macho dudes are all just fags anyway…they’re just hiding it.You watch WWF wresling or whatever,but little do you know,some of them…gay.Yep!That’s right!GAY!!!!!*Now’s the time you’re gonna wanna cry*It’s true.I kid you not.So sorry.But…whatever,man.Everyone who hates emo most likely doesn’t understand,and if they think they do,you’re just really closed minded,or a homophobic.Give the theory a try.Hey,I listened to Lynyrd Skynyrd,so you can listen to an emo band just one time.Go on,give it a whirl.You probably won’t like it,but atleast you can say you tried.But it’s rediculous how much judgement is going on.Oh,and for the record…Peter Parker’s hair in Spiderman 3 was the farthest thing from emo that I’ve ever seen.He basically just parted his bowl cut.You want emo hair then go to Google Images and type in emo hair.You’ll see the difference.Whoever’s reading this will disagree with me,but you ask me if I care,and see what kinda response you get…either that or I’ll probably just laugh at you.One or the other.But either way,you’re wrong about what you think you know about emo and how faggy it is or whatever you have to say about the matter.Again,I don’t nag on your lesbian porn,so don’t nag on their lifestyle.Because after all…it’s what we choose for ourselves,not what they think other people will except them for,or that we even care what people think…because we don’t.
June 28th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
SiriS- Look it up in the dictionary, emo does stand for emotional, and it all originated from the music. Go check Wikipedia.
July 11th, 2007 at 2:38 am
DeadlyRoses is right.Emo is short for emotional.First it was a music type,then it was a clothing style,now it’s evolved into a lifestyle.Not all emos cut themselves.I’m being serious,so stop laughing.How about all the little cheerleaders who’s boyfriends dumped them or who didn’t make team captain that cut themselves that just cover it up with $30 a bottle concealer…ever heard of that?No,I guess not.People are too busy worrying about something that doesn’t even concern them that they don’t stop to think about it…I mean really ponder the idea…that not everyone is going to like the same thing.Hmmm…for example…if you go to a trailerpark,not everyone is white trash,they just might be quite a bit tight for money.Or if you go to the ghetto,not every black person that lives there is a nigger.You see?
There’s emo kids that cut and are miserable
And there’s emo kids that like the music and style and are happy kids
There’s white people,and then there’s white trash(worse than a redneck)
There’s black people and there’s niggers.Get all offended,I really…just…don’t care,I’m being honest and I’d expect you to know the difference…on second thought…maybe not.But the cold hard fact of the matter is,we are all different.Some like metal,some like emo,some like country,some like jazz and swing and big band,some like rap…we are a country of variety,yet people criticize eachother for their preferences.It’s sickening.I abhorrently loathe people who have closed minds and don’t give anything a chance.It just shows how much people are scared and afraid of change,it’s cowardice.Now,if you’re gonna say something about how adament I am on guys who wear makeup,and why should you listen to guys who cry all the time…it’s quite simple,actually.If you’ve given them a try,them and their music,then I’ll lay off,but if you haven’t I’m going to say this stuff over again,or atleast ’til it penetrates into your thinking pattern.Or we can look at it another way…if you’re a fan of 70’s and 80’s bands,think of how many guys wore makeup…Twisted Sister,Alice Cooper,Guns N Roses,pretty much all the hair bands did.And if you’re an Ozzy fan…don’t even get me started.That man’s,like what,60-somethin’ now?And still wears eyeliner.Which means that it’s not just emerging now,it’s been here.The only difference now is that it’s 17-25 year olds in a band instead of 30-45 years olds in a band.And it’s 17-25 year old guys that wear makeup instead of 30-45 year old guys wearing makeup.And if you’re not a fan of any kinda rock,and you like rap,what about ICP?Guys who dress as clowns who wrestle?Are you kiddin’ me?!?Whatever,dude…seriously.Before anyone stops to tell someone how wrong or how stupid or how retarded they live,look around you and make sure you’ve got what you need to back that info up,or you’re going to look extremetly stupid.And I’ll gladly answer any person’s questions or accusations about emo.Like I’ve said before,I’m not emo,I’m hardcore punk(yes,there is a difference)but I know quite a lot about the matter,and if anyone has any doubts as to what you think you might know about it,I’d be glad to help you out.
‘Til then…
July 17th, 2007 at 6:38 am
tl;dr
“Death Muffin of Doom” eh? Would you happen to be related to the Penguin of Doom?
July 29th, 2007 at 8:03 am
it doesn’t matter what you people post on here. whether emo or anti, it’s never gonna change the emos already out there. just get over yourselves. your all so quick to bad-mouth the other when they’re just expressing themselves like you are. you all need a wake-up call.
~rawr
p.s.
no i’m not emo, nor anti-emo. i just hate the battle between the two. XP
July 31st, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Wow. I started a really big argument. It’s like a clash between Kobra, Ruben and me with other people mixed in.
A agree with WmoDeathMuffinOfDoom, what did you expect, I’m pro-emo.
September 4th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Go cry emo kids! >
September 5th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
i love emo boys, they are the sex. you really have to be gay not to see the good traits to emo boys. they are hot. >>>most of them
September 6th, 2007 at 1:10 am
emo is just a cover for transvestites
September 17th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Basically
This Is What I Think
No One Has To Agree
No One Has To Argue Make Something Outta Nothing.
Not All “Emo’s” Self Harm
There Not All Depressed
They Dont Cry Over Nout
Not All “Emo” Boys Are Gay Or Transvestites
Anyone Can Be Gay Or A Transvestite Whatever There Labeled As
Just Let People Be Who They Want To Be
It’s Not Gonna Effect You
You Dont Have To Speak To Them Ever Again
“Emo” Is Just The Way Someone Dresses Or The Way They Have Their Make-Up Or Is A Type Of Music
They Humans
Everyone Has Emotions
So Just Leave People Alone To Get On With There Lives
September 20th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
emo standes for emotional! every1s emotional but not every 1 “trys” to kil them selfs, or just cut there wrists so they look cooler to there friends. i have been there done that and now i relise how fukin stupid it all was. you people try and be different to 1 another but really uz r all the same! for example lok at wat you wear!! and then look at what you friend wears. maybe step outa that life for 1 week and see how many more people will wanna be yu friend and people will stop looking at you! you can final b unquie!!!! not like all your frends! GET FUKIN LIFES PEOPLE! grow up you losers. go cut your selves to make u feel betta! LOL :D:D
September 22nd, 2007 at 2:16 am
haha
you peopel make me laugh!
your all in a huge argument about emo people
so silly
ok well my thoughts on the matter are
~if your emo…thats awesome!
~if your not…thats aweseom also!
but seriously! how can you hate something that you probably know nothing about?
think about it….before you go around saying dumb shit
September 22nd, 2007 at 2:36 am
btw
lmao whats with the picture of that guy?!?!?
he has…..a pink afro and green scars on his face
lol it doesnt make sense
September 22nd, 2007 at 6:51 pm
why does everybody hates emo’s?
what’s wrong with us? what’s wrong with showing your emtions?
i think people hate emo’s because there different…
well i’m emo and i’m proud of it!
i like the musik and i like i can show my emtions to other peole!
October 9th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Wtf? only losers cry!
October 13th, 2007 at 3:56 am
Hey Im emo! This kindof makes me mad! (Well at least the first part.)
Why isnt anyone considerate of other peopel?! WHY?!
Rawr…I be angry now…*Twitch*
And yea we emos are fragile. So I agree with everyone else who says this is stereotypical and stuff. If were so fragile why would you even post this?
If you ask me, then emos like me need a little more RESPECT in this world.
And not all emos are gay or lesbian.
Im not either one.
But they need some respect too.
Us poor emos…Were so hated TT^TT
October 20th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Thats mean to do…..
October 27th, 2007 at 4:51 am
Wow. Lots of text. Maybe for another day. But:
I am a nerd/emo. Emo clothing, Emo personality, Brains of a nerd. I have a program i am making half way done in the background. Works good so far!
Emos are the nicest people. Since Nerd Girls are like UBER rare, emo girls are closest, no? Plus i kinda like them more.
Been emo for a few years now. I’m sensitive, but not fragile.
One last thing:
EMO:
It means EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE TEENAGER.
November 3rd, 2007 at 9:04 pm
obviously the guy who posted this is just angry because his balls having dropped yet.
November 8th, 2007 at 1:20 am
Hmmmm…
If Someone’s An Emo…
Let Them Get On With It. They Aint Doing You Any Harm. Just Leave Us Alone. In UK We Have Defferent Emos; Some Of The Stuff You Lot Do Is The Same, Some Is Not. So What.
I Always Get Labelled. Oh, And My “Friends” All Dress Like Me And Get Labelled Worse. If You Can’t Admit You Are One, Or You Don’t Wanna Get “Labelled” Don’t Dress Or Act Like One! *puts head down again…*
November 8th, 2007 at 8:42 am
Emo guys r just so much betta than all u othr dudes! Get a life and leave emos alone! I am a emo grl and im proud of it! We grls leave u alone although u watch porn and like grls with tight jeans! So leave us alone we think guys who show emotions and wear
November 8th, 2007 at 8:51 am
Sorry nt done. Who wear emo style clothes, hair, makeup etc so leave emo guys alone, they leave u alone! U know what they r betta than u! Julle is fokken losers! Get a life. O and that thing bout the vegatarians is sick! Animals and emos deserve life more
November 10th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
ofmg!!!
i dont see why you people hate EMO’S i dont think they are hurting you in any way…
SOME emos hurt THEMSELVES what the fuck are they doing to you?!?!?!?!?
its fucken stupid how you can talk so much shit on them ..ugh …
if they bug you or annoy or watever then ignore them
FUCK!! just leave them the fuck alone they dont need your fucken bullshit…
some “emo” people are posers …. but have you ever thought of the ones who really do have problems??
have you ver thought…that some of those emo’s who have commited suicide, killed themselves because PEOPLE! wouldnt leave them alone
just let them do wat they want…you wont care and they wont care what you think ….so just got get a fucken life and stop writing fucken bullshit!!!!
November 17th, 2007 at 1:17 am
ambot sa EMO!!!
June 9th, 2008 at 6:49 am
“Have you found him counting Rice Krispies in the middle of the night, refusing to eat if there is an odd number of them in the bowl? Have you caught him handpainting each of the rice grains with your nail polish?”
That’s not a sign of “an emo on the verge of mental collapse”
That’s a sign of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder which is an awful and hurtful DISEASE. It is especially hurtful for those like myself who have people who they are very close to with OCD.
June 20th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
emo guys/girls are all good looking. they r just tryin to express themselves by the way they look. for me, i look @ these emo’s in a good way and there’s no way im gonna judge them because i dont deserve to judge people. WE ALL DONT DESERVE TO JUDGE ALL PEOPLE. if you dont like emo’s then go fuck yourself and leave them alone coz they never said anything bad about you (even if the truth is youre ugly and disgusting). So yeah Live life. Don’t try to make fun of other people because of the fact that you cant make fun of ur self coz it’ll hurt ur feelings…
FYI- idc about ur opinions.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:56 am
I find this hysterical, meaningful, and hilarious beyond words!!!! This has really enlightened me and my life’s mission is now to harass emo’s to the point of spontainiously exploding heads!
July 10th, 2008 at 12:33 am
right, “how to make an emo cry”, awesome, god knows why there are so many suicides.
emo culture is a cry out. Usually caused by something society has done, ie discrimination due to differences; let they be race, gender or even personality. It is a cry out for help in a clockwork world who doesn’t care. It’s a culture that makes emos feel included. If you saw someone on a wheelchair, also born with an un-controllable illness, you wouldn’t scruitinise them in public, and go make a website out of it. (not saying this site is bad, as it more or less allows us to express our beliefs freely).
August 7th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
how can you dislike something you OBIOUSLY no nothing about?
go kill yourself.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:18 am
I know everything there is to know about Emo and it’s STUPID.
August 11th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
wtf you idoit i find this very insulting and i think whatever med your n you should higher your dosege
August 20th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
You guys are fucking possessed. What manner of sin did emo’s ever do to be treated like this? I AM an emo. MORE then half your fucking facts are fucking fake, unrealistic, and fucking straight. Basically you’re hating on those who are probably not ’straight’ like ‘you’ and are a different style. Fucking grow up you pussies. If you hate something so much, why the hell are you talking about it, or even going to this length to express your hate? Grow up.
BTW, don’t forget to mention FEMALE emo’s you freaking sexist bastards. All this talk of ‘fags’ and all that shit. Holy shit, what ahs the world come to?
August 20th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Gothic Purity, you so crazy!
Emos are wrong. Emos are fascists. Emos shouldn’t be.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:28 am
you all seem like reall rayss of sunshine today.
if u hate emo then you must hate me. now. if you will excuse me, i must go cut my wrists in order to feel better about life cuz now i feel all sad and depressed cuz most of you on this page hate me.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:35 am
i am an “emo” girl. you shouldnt judge “emo” ppl, you have no idea who we are. we dont judge you, so you shouldnt judge us. you have no idea what youre talking about and the vegitarian thing. sick and desturbing. fall out boy is a awesomee band, and waaay better than the shit you probably listen to.im proud 2 b emo and i couldnt care less. i dont care if you hate me just because im “emo”. if we annoy you, just ignore us. dont talk to us. simple as that.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:27 am
oh my god… lame and insulting
September 4th, 2008 at 12:31 am
haha this is funny…just like six strangers sitting on their computers arguing with each other over such a stupid argument
September 4th, 2008 at 12:32 am
seriously. does it fucking matter?
September 4th, 2008 at 7:47 am
What the fuck.
There is no such thing as emo, just the people who pretend to be.
Anyone who really is “emo” can be considered Goth.
Get a fucking life, all of you, seriously.
And what the fuckety fuck? Fall Out Boy is NOT emo!
You losers.
September 5th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
ok im “emo” and im ont al this stereotype shit im not GAY and i don t listen to records i hate fall out boy i cant play guitar for shit and i dont cry over anything that pisses me off. so what if i do cry at anything does it matter if i do or not im just sad or somthing som of you people dont understand emo
September 7th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
well..i think ppl who hate on emo’s dont completely understand them..i mean damn emo means emotional and by the way im emo and we have more problems than the average kid r teen r wut the fuck ever..im 13 my parents devorced when i wuz 6 months old..my big bro is the only person who cares about me and hes in boot camp and my mom is a drug head and she thinks shes still 16 and my dad is always with these skanky ass women with fake tits lol..he just devorced this woman that he wuz with 4 3 years and she beat me ..all my teachers at skool hate me and the kids r mean..i have friends that are emo and friends that arent but either way they under stand me..we cut our selves because we bleed out all of our problems..and focus on the scratches and cuts in our wrist and arms more than our problems in life..and if ur wonderin why we wear jelly bracelets..its because they look kool and there light and cover up some of cuts with out rubbing them and makin them sore as shit ..look me up on myspace pplz..my names cortney mitchell. bye <3
September 10th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Hehehe.
Nice, I like your point of view.
Emos are people buuut they should know their limits! Problems and such are part of one’s life. Imagine people experiencing poverty and such things..those are worse than SOME of your problems you emo people. 
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 am
oh my god stop dissing dont fucking discriminate people you know nothing about emo’s obviously have had troubles in there life i think emo is FUCKING AWSOME! not the whole cutting yourself thing but the whole style and the people that do cut themselves have a reason for it so if you not emo that OK if you emo thats OK too where all different people..And fucking hell if you think emo is gay then your dissing ME! im part emo and i do get very emotional i have cut my wrist before i dont en joy it but i makes me feel like my problem are gone which gives me some kind of relief ,, im also a just a teen everybody is emotional..i think this fight it stupid and that this site should be deleted coz its just wrong..
IF YOUR EMO ADD ME ON MYSPACE.. http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/XEVERLIFEX
hope you all work it out. x x x
October 16th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
wow. a report on how to bully. u complain about emos but it is ppl like you that make society the downfall of our generation.
October 21st, 2008 at 7:51 am
this guy is such a fucker he just wants to put us down that dont even make me cry soo all your little fucking shit thingys you write about us is bullshit just to tell you yor the faileer DAN
Love it Lots Love Being EMO xxxxx
October 25th, 2008 at 2:00 am
as hilariously funny as that was
MCR is not emo so take it off here.
they said themselves ‘emo is bullshit’
and that ‘we are not an emo band’
so its stupid to have them on here, on the otherhand some emo bands to make fun of are
[you already have FOB]
jacks mannequin
jimmy eat world
glassjaw
and i cant remember any other ones..
October 25th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Oh My God You Fucking Shit Faces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One - If Your Mom had died….or abused..or was even just very vunerable and got depressed easily wudnt you be a bit emo!!!! lEAVE tHEM ALONEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM gonna fucking report you to the FUCKING GOVERNMENT YOU SHIT FACED TWATS!!!!!!!!! IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE OR WHAT YOU DO..IF YOUR A NICE PERSON THEN YOUR JUST AS GREAT AS ANYONE ELSE!!! THEIR SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU ARSEHOLES WHO GO ROUND TAKING THE PISS!!!!! YOUR MAKING THEM WORSE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT TAKE THIS WHOLE SITE OFF THE INTERNET OR ANYTHING RELATED TO IT IM GONNA FUCKING REPORT IT AND THEN TO DO WITH ABUSIN EMOS IS GONNA BE OUNISHED SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELVES. JUST BECAUSE YOUR NORMAL..COMPLETELY BORING AND NORMAL!!!! IM JUST CRAZY AND WEIRD AND FUNNY AND IM MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! THATS WAT EMOS ARE. THEMSELVES. GOODBYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! YOUR GOIN TO HELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
October 30th, 2008 at 12:59 am
MCR IS EMO
AND EMOS ROCK!
I AM ONE!
October 31st, 2008 at 11:04 pm
^got that wrong,
emos suck, not rock,
If i see them during night ill crush him/her, doesnt matter.
BURN DOWN ALL EMOS!!!!
XAXAXA!!!
November 1st, 2008 at 1:57 pm
i know so many people who love the fassion but dont cut and really arent like that,
i know many hot guys who dress emo,
i thought that was fucking funny as, and every1 says im emo coz of how i dress
but it was funny…
so every1 should jus get ova everything and
RAVEE!!!!
lol
EMO<3
MLExx
November 1st, 2008 at 2:02 pm
and jacks mannequin are not emo there like hell indie
HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THEM?!?!? i do and there not emo
THERE INDIE
anyways some ppl need to hella chill bout this whole emo shit eyy
im like hell emo but i actual aint offended by this, i think its hell funny and whatever everyone has there opinions
seriously tho molziiee!x calm down
and everyone just chill but honestly it doesnt matter what people look like
coz im emo most of my friends are to, not all of them heaps arent but the ones that are, most of them are hell happy andd all
its really just the fashion
but i agree cutting is disgusting
and so are the scars from it…
MLExx
November 1st, 2008 at 2:10 pm
if you guys get all worked up about it thats what he wants, seriously ignor it and laugh at his stupididty,
we all kno these steriotypes are fucking stupidd
i mean i realy dont care if ppl cut, i dont and maybe one day i might but not now,
honstly at leaset emos stick together,
and whatever this guys an idiot ignore what he says
hes the one whos guna grow up to be lonely coz ppl dnt like tha way he discriminates
lol
MLExx
November 1st, 2008 at 2:14 pm
EMO is like an art
our hair and make-up
the time put into it, its a way of expressing and it beautiful, it art
MLExx
November 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
i love emo guyz so this could afend pepl but u got 2 be real retard to get workup about this cauz the articles funny but iz kida callen emoz homoz and my bf mybe emo but izn’t a flamer
November 3rd, 2008 at 9:22 pm
by the way PETE WENTZ ROKS UR SOKS
November 9th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
YOU PPL JUST DON’T GET IT EMO’S AREN’T BAD PPL THEY HAVE HEARTS AND MAKING EMOS CRY ISN’T FUNNY!!! IT’S JUST PLAIN NOT NICE. YOU SHOULD RESPECT WHAT OTHERS BELIVE AND STOP ALL THIS RETARTED CRAP!!!
November 25th, 2008 at 9:15 am
i love emos but this is just too funny! uve really gone overboard here lol lol lol
December 9th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
UHM EXSCUSE ME
EMOS ARE NOT ALL ABOUT THAT
LIKE SERIOUSLY THERE IS ALOT
MORE TO A PERSON THAN THERE
APPEARENCE AND HOW THEY ACT
ITS THERE CHOICE
IF THEY WANNA CUT
THEMSELVES AND MOST EMO BOYS
DO NOT WEAR WOMENS UNDERWEAR
SO SERIOUSLY
SHUT THE F*CK UP
YOU STUPID PREP
December 9th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
YEAH AND BTW IF YOU
POSTED THIS
JUST TO MAKE SOMEONE
FEEL BAD THEN YOUR REALLY REALLY SICK AND F*CKING TWISTED
December 15th, 2008 at 3:03 am
“I arez 3m0. I luff mii phrands and I ish a dinorawr. I arez illiteratezzzzzz.”
Shut up, faggs.
Christ, emo IS STILL a genre of music.
Just because fake ass kidds want it to be cool, doesn’t make it a lifestyle.
Nor does it make it a style.
All you kidds who call yourself emo, GO DIE.
Who needs stereotypical, poser scum?
Hell does, go there.
:]
December 17th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
NOOOO!! SHUT UP!!!
1) Pete Wentz Will never die
2)Pete Wentz can NOT die
3) Pete wentz dies, i die
4) Pete Wentz iz HOT
December 19th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
How can you. You offend people like me. I am a emo, and im just gonna go cry… people who hate people like me GO GET A LIFE STOP BUGGING US FOR WHO WE ARE!!
December 20th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
fuck off you little prep ass bitch. i agree with what jess said. GET A LIFE! emo boys are so beautiful. much more than prep ass ugly fucking arrogant boys.
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:34 am
ALL U FUKEN EMO H8TERS LEAVE PETE FUKEN OUT OF THIS HE IS NOT FUKEN EMO IS USE R TO THIK TO FUKEN GET IT FUK OF N DNT COME BAK ITS FUKEN SIMPLE…ILL EXPLAIN IT WALK OUT THE FRONT DOOR IN TO THE FRONT OF A MOVING CAR N STAND THERE ITLL MAKE MY DAY A BIT BETTER P.S EMO HATERS IF U HATE EMOS DNT LOOK AT THEM PLZ U DNT KNOW HOW WE ALL FEEL BOUT THIS SHIT USE R SAYING
December 25th, 2008 at 6:09 am
… i dont think half of those things would make me cry.. but it actually was funny.. the only really bad one was the cow one.. i thought that was awful.. how could u not feel like shit after that?? if u dont u must be sort of an awful person who doesnt mind hurting living things.. and if u dont mind u r extreamly messed up..[
December 29th, 2008 at 2:05 am
haa if i woke up and i had a shaved head, i don;t know what the fuck i would do.
December 30th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
this website is cruel.you dont know the first damn thing about being emo and fall out boy is not an emo band.try blink 182 or thursday or jimmy eats world,kk?
December 30th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I know everything about emo. I know everything about you.
I know you never wipe your bumhole after you’ve went to the toilet.
January 6th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
this made me cry :’(
… from laughing my ass off i mean!
so Dan has a bra fetish huh? i dont feel as weird now O_0
January 6th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
ok im am emo girl….n i cry. okay emo=emontinal n fuckin kool music im one of the few emos in ma grade n im one of the most popular ppl kk u all need to bad off n stop hatin cuz all the crap ur doin n sayin is goin to come bac to u havent u heard what goes around comes around
January 8th, 2009 at 12:45 am
Emos are selfish little spoiled brats. I’m glad you’re making fun of them. Make fun of hipsters next because they are nearly the same thing!
January 11th, 2009 at 2:03 am
i fucking hate you “kitten” your a fucking bitch/bastard you are so fucking insulated you have no problems we cut sometimes because it makes us feel better. heartache in session… T^T weep…
January 11th, 2009 at 10:22 am
mk… ppl who are posting fuckin esseys on here r LAAAAAAME… just get to ur damn point and be done with it… and really? You are seriously taking offence to this? Even more LAAAAAAAME.
And again, if you must email me and confront my “stupidity” then feel free…
January 11th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
i think that emo guys are soo soo soo cute n” sexy(hehehe)and they own stile is really cute and really how they saying emotional….the emo kids are
great friend-its really truth
January 11th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
i am emo and i am soo sexy…heheh
January 14th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
leave us emos alone, u jus makin fings worse for urselves. one day you are gonna suffer for the pain u gave us. i hope all chavs become paralysed soo we dont have to put up with ur fuckin wining. die die die
January 16th, 2009 at 12:27 am
you need to back off emos there going to cut your head off and laugh. then selffidh ritch bitch plz……….
January 25th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Mehh… The way i see it. The more that hate me [emos], The less i have to please. And btw, love the site, Ive never seen anyone so fucked up in the mind to post such a stupied site. I may show how i feel, but one day, your gonna be depressed, and if i see you. Im gonna walk up to you, get in your face and say “How do you feel now, motherfucker?’. Spit in your face, and walk away with a twisted smile on my face! Be blessed x]
January 27th, 2009 at 4:53 am
um ok are you ppl who dont even know each other fighting about what you think is right or wrong about emo?
if youre emo-awesome! dont let anyone change your mind-be who you are. but dont hate everyone else who isnt emo
if youre not emo-sweet! im not-but that doesnt mean im just gonna tell other ppl that they are stupid or have issues because they are emo. thats who they are.
DeAl WiTh iT! and live your life-dont try to change someone else’s just because they are different from you!
January 27th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
emos laughing? yeah right
January 27th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
why don’t all you fucking emos just become Jews then maybe you’ll actually have something to believe in while being persecuted… plus then you cant cut your wrists cuz its against the law of the mezltoff, huspa, or whatever
January 27th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
or Christians or any other persecuted religious group in history (didn’t mean to single out Jews :P)
January 30th, 2009 at 4:40 am
i love you so much, MLE! you rock-i agree wit evrything u got to say
January 30th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
you know what you huys who say emo’s are gay and stuff are obviously jealous just because we can actually show our feelngs. We’re not all suicidal or self harm so your just a stereotypical freak! okay and yeah carrying on, emo kids are the sex! so take that up your ass bitch!
February 8th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
i WOULD cry if u told meh pete wentz died cuz hes my idol all of fall otu boy is
February 9th, 2009 at 2:14 am
fucl you emo’s are cool
February 13th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
wow u people r gay whomad dis sight shut the fck up emo’s rule!!!!!!!!!!!
February 17th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
ONCE AGAIN I SAY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU EVEN HAVE A HEART? BY THE WAY IF YOU EVER BECOME EMO EVERYONE WHOEVER SAW THIS SITE IS GOING TO LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF UNTIL THEY PISS THEMSELVES!
ANOTHER THING CHARMAS A BITCH AND GUESS WHAT ITS COMING FOR YOU
February 18th, 2009 at 11:08 am
WTF?
Emo are awsome so what if some of us are bi we dont care
So can wank yourself you stupid slug
go get a life fucking bitch!
February 21st, 2009 at 2:30 am
okay.WTF?!?!?this is fu*king bullshit!i bet you are some no life 56 year old scumbag in front of his computer with his pants off.why bother people like this?what you are saying here is a bunch of crap.you need to get a life!and stop with the vodka thing!why would what you call”emo’s” drink vodka? i mean get real!
February 21st, 2009 at 2:31 am
although i do cry when i can’t get my makeup bag.yes i am a girl! and get called “emo” about 50 times per day!
February 24th, 2009 at 4:50 am
And you said you tried these on a friend? you heartless son of a… and also, try any on me, i’ll either ignore you and walk away like a real man or beat you till you’re a retarded version of steven hawking, then you can’t write this… though ur ignorance amuses me
February 25th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
emo guys are our little angels, they are so hot. Fine, you make them cry ,i will beat you to a pulp and then comfort the emo guys in a very ..ahem… intimate way
yummmmmy. BTW, MCR ARE NOT EMO!
LONG LIVE MCR
so long and goodnight
February 27th, 2009 at 3:03 am
ok look i am an ‘emo’ girl and what you said was really fucked up and it pist me off…oh and guess wat, im pist and im not crying so wat now bitch. you dont understand us and you never will . the only reason you probably wrote all that bunch of fucked up lies is because either one.. you are jealous, two cuz you are a poser, three cuz you tried to be emo and it didnt work so now you hate on us real ones. or mabe you just have problems. wat evr the case may be you need to stop hatin . also not all emo guys are gay and not all the girls ar lez…ok now im bi and tht is not lez and i have alot of emo guy friends who are not gay so before you go this far to make yourself an ass in public …get your facts straight bitch!!!!!
February 27th, 2009 at 3:04 am
EMO boys are gods gift to girls
February 27th, 2009 at 3:25 am
wow! you’re nice!!! GARSH get an f’ing life okay!
March 5th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
omg this is well methd :/
im kinda more scene if your familiar with that genre
i think emo’s yes some go a bit too far yes they mite have problems to bak up there actions which nobody other that them have a clue about so they should be left too thier own devises not hassled for the way they i thinking the maker of this site is probably a virgin and loves star wars lol
anyways thats all
love you emo peeps ^^
March 8th, 2009 at 3:03 am
WOW you people have way to much time on your hands.For the people who are despertly in love with emos why the fuck are you on an anti emo web site?Its like you people have to find something to bitch about just ignore it jeez!!!As for the anti emo people you are gay you just have to find something to make fun of so your life seems a little less crappy well FYI just cause you bitch about emos doesn’t make you look cool it just makes you look like you’re obsessed with them i mean for gods sake this dumb fucker made a whole website about them hes probably in the other room jaking off to the thought of one of these little anorexic fuckers!!!!
March 9th, 2009 at 3:55 am
Emoz are also gods gift to boys =D
March 16th, 2009 at 3:41 am
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee emo boiz there so hot
March 16th, 2009 at 3:44 am
badbadrubberpiggy91 YOU ARE A FUCKIN ASSHOLE THEN WHY ARE YOU ON THIS DAMB SITE IF YOU LIKE TO HATE THEM SOME MUCH
March 17th, 2009 at 9:51 am
ALL OF U EMO HATERS OUT THERE BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP N LEAVE US EMOS ALONE!!!
March 26th, 2009 at 12:38 am
spill all his vodka and say it was his boyfriend
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:11 pm
i agree with emo Samantha. Leave us alone. I rather like emo guys, because they are the sweetest people i have ever met.
Im emo <3 so leave us the fuck alone.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
GET A FUCKING LIFE DUMASSES!
leave emo s alone wtf is rong w/ emos they dnt do anyting 2 u!
April 14th, 2009 at 6:44 am
You did this to a friend? Thats is fucking just MEAN. If all you do all day is terrorize this poor boy than wow..
Yes, I am emo. And you h8ers say we just want attention and we’re nuts, but some of us have reason to be the way we are. Courtney I know where you are coming from. My father got shot and my mom married a rich man and had six kids with him. he hates me and the only person who gets me is my half sister Acacia who is emo too. as soon as I turn 18 im going to live with her in greece somehow. the kids at school reject me and play really mean pranks on me and the teachers either dont know me or despise me. i have cut sometimes, and it actually helps. everyone talks about me as if im not there and i want to stand up to them but im afraid theyll hit me. I dress in black because i want to dissapear. if you had to live like me i bet you would be emo too,. life hurts enough without people trying to make it worse.
-Pierson C
May 10th, 2009 at 5:56 am
Kate (the comment near the top) Go fuck yourself. Just ’cause you don’t understand emo’s doesn’t mean you get the right to pick on them. Anyone who has something against emo’s should just go die.
And dude, seriously, how would that make someone cry? It would just annoy me so much I would more than likely stab you cause stabbing people = fun. (Yep, ive stabbed someone once, but they deserved it.)
If you wanted to disappear, what color would you wear? I wear black because it’s easy to blend in with the shadows that way. Also, being a pavement artist helps too (not the kind that draw on sidewalks for money, the kind that can be invisible in a crowd).
May 11th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Technically, sometimes, I’d be classed as “Emo”. But this is quite funny to be fair. And in all honesty. Everyone takes the piss out of everyone! This is just one person expressing their individual views. Grow up and get the fuck on with it. You can bet that us “Emo’s” take the piss out of “Chavs” and the such like, I know my lot do. It’s own personal opinions. Quite frankly if you can’t laugh at yourself then you lead one helluva miserable life! Can’t wait to read more of your article thingies, they’re hilarious!!! x
May 11th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
READ READ READ READ READ
About moan here i found this list of things.. extremely funny and im a emo.. boy not gay but self harming im on my 13 suicide attempt and just been released of my 4th mental institution thanks for a laugh in a long time i wont kill my self tonight because of you <3
May 11th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Dont you get it .. just point and laugh the emo community is large and strong why swear or get loud no need the fool who is like this … is just expressing his feeling like we die… when we say yeah i’ll see you in the morning ..*no i wont im ready to leave this painful world i cant take it anymore im sorry for the mess i’ll leave behind but just think i wont be around to irrate you dad,… or embarrase you with my long black hair and lip ring infront of your friends ..) cry - good bye
May 16th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Ok, I think you are not an emo right?
Cause you are not an emo, you think emo is freak.
When you have a mirror in your house, see your face.
I believe that your face is look like fool pig face, you STUPID, FOOL, FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL KILL YOU, WHEN I MEET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I THINK WHAT YOU NEED IS FUCKING A HEN, IN THE YARD!!!
YOU ARE IS THE CRAZIER PEOPLE. WHAT YOU NOW EMO IS DIFFERENT THAN OTHER PEOPLE?!
YOU WRONG BITCH!!! I THINK, YOU DIFFERENT WITH OTHER PEOPLE CAUSE YOU SAY EMO IS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOL!!!
May 18th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Fuck you, my god I have so many emo guy friends this is so gay you are just some lonely teenager who has no life and thinks all the preppy people in his school will appreciate him for this and you just need to go back to your room and fuck your couch or your bed or blow yourself like you don’t do it anyway… fuckerr
May 20th, 2009 at 4:22 am
hey, look at all the names of the people (emo_lover, emo_guys_r_hott_, schemo…) wasn’t everyone given a birth name? why can’t you be yourself.
get over your crap and donate the blood you keep cutting out of you every night to LifeShare
here’ s the link:
http://lifeshare.org/home/index.htm
May 20th, 2009 at 4:23 am
oh yeah, you’re a freaking genius. You made me laugh…alot!
May 20th, 2009 at 7:50 am
shut the fuck up and leave us emo’s alone!!! what the fucking hell did we do to you?!?!??!?
just go fuck off and fuck yur moms you fucking bullshit eating dumbcraps and niggers….
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 7:54 am
*sob* why do you people have to be so mean just cause we emo??!!?!??!??!??!??!??!?!
just fuck off you bitchsuckers and go fuck you mum till yur both dead stupid mutha fucking douchebags
May 20th, 2009 at 7:55 am
im fucking offended now and i just wanna smash you fucking douchebags
May 20th, 2009 at 10:22 am
what the hell, can’t everyone just leave poor ‘emo’ others alone, emo guys are super attractive and yeah, they are fragile but thats what females like abou them. this is dumb leave them alone.
May 23rd, 2009 at 6:06 am
stop being such a hater… i happen to <3 emo guys. They are unique and brave… unlike alot of ppl, they show their true selves.
May 23rd, 2009 at 8:42 pm
wtf are u on seriously?? its not us who needs help its ass holes like you. I SWEAR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!! oh yeah and not one of us like fall out boy or mcr those are wannabe emos that like them u twat. also theres no point slitting with knives it dont even bleed that much. i’ll gladly slit ur throat with one tho
loves yhoo xx see you in hell
May 24th, 2009 at 1:44 am
wow ur like the gayest person evr i read all this stupid crap u put on here…and i agree with u 2 Savannah…WTF is up with this person why don’t you just die stupid whore and i bet that you never had a boyfriend ur dog is ur boyfriend i bet stupid ass loser who has no life and has to mess with awesome people. EMO PEOPLE ARE COOL AND IF YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH IT WELL THEN GO TO HELL.
May 24th, 2009 at 8:14 am
“LOL! that's great! Emo kids are so darned stupid. HEY! I wish my lawn were emo so it'd cut itself. all emo kids should be sold as slaves. and if they refuse, make them listen to n'sync or bsb.”
who ever the hell wrote this is stupid! you wish your lawn was emo so it could cut its self??? thats freaking retarted! and why the hell are you talking about slaves!? thats really messed up! emo people are not all dull and crying 24/7. im kinda emo.. and im happy.. alot. emo people are just people who arent afraid to show emotion.. and emo guys are the same.. they dont care about being stupid “macho” men.. i think a guy who isnt afraid to show and say how he feels is soo hot.. and emo GUYS are HOT!
May 24th, 2009 at 8:30 am
“why don't all you fucking emos just become Jews then maybe you'll actually have something to believe in while being persecuted...”
this is sad..
this jerk is being racist and there stereotyping people they dont now.. if your anti emo its just cause you dont know anyone emo.. so just shut up and dont judge people.. you dont know there lives.. so you cant say they cut themselves for nothing.. and emos DO laugh.. i laugh all the time.
May 24th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
people who dress in all black I call goth the emotinal wrist cutting gays are emo
May 30th, 2009 at 12:04 am
i was enjoying this until you called mcr emo.
it was because of them that i STOPPED cutting. so fuck. you.
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Yes Emo does stand for emotional you fuck-nut. Emo kids piss me off in a way. I wear my hair all flippy but i’m not emo. Emo kids are retarted. One, if you write things like “My mom won’t let me buy the new Pierce the Veil album because she needs to buy food. She’s stupid.” I think you need to make some friends. Or listen to some better music.
Two. Wearing make-up is HOT. Only eyeliner though. Not concealer and eye shadow. That’s just fucking queer.
And being gay is not a bad thing. Being queer is horrible.
Third. Emo kids you have balls. Like physical Nads so wear pants to where your possibly uneeded balls can breathe. Girls, your hot. Okay i’m 16 and i hate seeing guys where pants that can possibly fit me. Look all i’m trying to say is if your gonna be emo don’t complain. ife isn’t fair and i hate to burst your lime green bubble but that’s not gonna change anytime soon.
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:29 am
I might be emo, as I just cried,
This is kind of a poem, and my rhyming scheme died,
As upset as I am, I was reminded of this site,
Where emos voice offense, and explain their plight.
So I wondered, sobbing, ‘Why consider suicide,
When an easier alternative, would be to slip some jerk cyanide?’
MUAHAHAHA. I feel better. I so emoez. hypocrisy
June 7th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
…..can u say “stupid?”
June 8th, 2009 at 3:30 am
Ok wtf is wrong with you people, sites like this are what make some “emo’s” cut themselves some just have alot of shit happening in their life and don’t anyone say something like “i have alot of shit going on in my life right now and you don’t see me crying or cutting myself” because each person is different and take situations differentally . emo is just short for emotional, don’t trust me then go to google and type in “emo” it will say somewhere in that definition “short for emotional” also all emo’s are not anti-Christ alot of them go to church and for all of you that say “crying is a sign of weakness” in the bible it says crying is not a sign of weakness
also for those saying “hey im emo” yea your just stereotyping yourself
~xXUndeadArmyXx
June 8th, 2009 at 6:47 am
Gosh your full of stupidty…
June 9th, 2009 at 8:21 am
Anyone who can stand to read this obviously stereotypical bastard.Anyone who can write this is a lonely man in his forty’s with too much time on his hands,who takes his mom out to dinner every Friday night and goes home and masturbates to a picture of Tom Cruise.This is just sick.
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 am
What I want to know is why are the emo kids still on here complaining about this xD you claim the writer doesnt have a life when your on here bitching about this (most likely cutting your wrist at the same time cause you had been insulted) boo hoo. get over it. Dont like it? Leave. Freedom of speech god bless america ;]. I do agree with undeadarmy aswell…you bastards are just stereo typing yourself.
June 20th, 2009 at 12:40 am
i cry all the time and im emo and proud
June 28th, 2009 at 7:27 am
waz everz guns work better 9mm to the head you got yourshelf a happy hell.
July 2nd, 2009 at 10:13 am
Well fucking said EmoDeathMuffinOfDoom!!!
Kudos to you, couldnt agree more!
July 6th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
=.= This is fucking offending. We can do as we please. And if you’re hating on emo girls/guys, then your just jealous that we are so much better then you are. And we embrace that life fucking sucks. Because it does. I mean look at your life.
Get up.
Eat breakfast.
Go to work.
Have lunch break.
Go home.
Eat dinner.
Watch some TV.
Go to bed.
And thats basically it for you. But for us. We look at things, and see “Shit.. Life is fucked up.”
We endure the pain you neglect to feel.
We are doing you a fucking favor.
Start thanking us.
Or just ignore the truth.
July 12th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
wtf is wrong with all u emo haters. im emo and this fucking offends me. did we ever do any thing to u? if you r neglected or abused u would no y we feel this way
July 13th, 2009 at 3:38 am
I have a cousin and shes emo but shes just like everyone of us. She crys when shes depresed and laughs when shes happy!
I dont think you know what emo really is!
ok and i fin this insulting and cmmon black eyeliner, black nailpolish, black hair.. thats not emo!! and btw im a gurl.. and why are pl so against emo guys crying!? and why are people against emo?
July 13th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Dude, people deal with stuff differently. You don’t hear emos complaining about all you assholes who just hate them for no damn reason. They aren’t hurting anyone else cept thmselves and the most common reason for that is because all you dicks hate them! These people choose to be this way. So why does everyone else need to have a say in it and act like its a bad thing? Why can’t you just leave them alone? It’s just as bad as racism.
July 13th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
go 2 DOWN WITH EMO HATERS.COM and find out the the truth about emos
July 14th, 2009 at 10:01 am
If your emo, you rock. keep your head held high and dont let fags like the guy who wrote this get you down. he’s only jealous because he doesnt have the balls to show how he really feels like we do.
July 15th, 2009 at 9:56 am
Is it a guy who did this or a girl cuz if it’s a guy he’s obviously trying to be a girl. Isn’t he accusing emo guys of being girls? lol the hypocrisy. And if it’s a girl who wants to go out with that? someone who would gladly crap on your game boy o.O *runs to hide gameboy*
July 15th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Lol. I Just Wet Myself…
July 26th, 2009 at 11:56 am
has it occured to anyone that maybe they want to be happy me personally i dont like being happy it makes me feel weird happiness is ok just a little thought if youre happier than that its disgusting and why do people smile so damn much it pisses me off when i smile it hurts my face and i wnt to rip my mouth off. My few friends say its creepy when i smile too much.
July 29th, 2009 at 1:36 am
okay.
first things first
death to all emo haters.
emo haters, let me define that phrase; narrow minded losers with nothing better to do than spend hours on some pointless website dissing people with a higher social status and IQ.
haaaa. yous are such freakin idiots.
August 3rd, 2009 at 12:40 pm
u suck thats not wat emo is okkay u cant change yourself to be emo and u cant cut over a fucking stupid record WTF cut if u wanna i give damn shit but dont tell us that ur now an expert on emos or u are when u probably have no fucking clue how powerful just that is dont cut or hate cuz we are better than u regulars cuz u wanna be emo its not all that u think it is so fuck ya study up and see if u can do it but thats never it u just cant be emo cuz u dont feel the dark depressed and wanna cut but u cnt make yourself feel this way so hell ya be a slut bitch and go fuck someone but u just might be alredy fucking someone while all these people leave comments