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The Definition of Emo

Don’t Cry Emo! How To Make An Emo Kid Cry. Emos Crying = Funny.

Dan is such a miserable git at times, it really doesn’t take much to make him cry. He seems to be always drying his eyes for goodness sake. I think I’ve perfected the art of reducing emo guys to tears! Here are a few of my favourite techniques.

How to Tell If You’ve Went Too Far.

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Emo boys are extremely fragile and it’s easy to go just a little too far with the abuse. Here are a few signs to be aware of that your emo friend is on the edge of mental collapse.

What To Do Next

68 Responses to “Don’t Cry Emo! How To Make An Emo Kid Cry. Emos Crying = Funny.”

  1. Jamie Says:
    May 26th, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    *ahem* I find this rather insulting. It’s sterotyped, and very narrowminded. I can tell right away you are anti-emo, probably ridicule those who are emo, and have never had an emo friend. What is wrong with emo guys? What is wrong with letting guys express themselves in ways they want? Why are people so against emo? And for the record, despite some lyrics of theirs, Fall Out Boy is NOT–I repeat, NOT–emo. Another question; wtf does everyone hate Fall Out Boy? Dude. Black nailpolish, black hair, eyeliner: to me, that equals hotness. I’m a girl. Dude, get a life and find better ways to spend your time than writing trashy articles on how to make an “emo” guy cry. For the record, people are labeled as ‘emo’ because they are emotional. Emotion is not bad. I know you are entitled to your opinion, but must people be so discriminated against the emotional half?

  2. Emos Are Gay Says:
    June 9th, 2007 at 11:23 am

    People must be so discrimated against the emotional half Jamie, as they are slags.

  3. anon Says:
    June 11th, 2007 at 4:04 am

    Jamie…has it occurred to you that you are most likely a dyke. Emos need to grow a fucking sack and stop being so damn gay.

  4. emo girl Says:
    June 12th, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    emos are the most beautiful guys on the world and they are too perfect for this fucking world… you are really stupid if you don’t understand it…

  5. emo girl Says:
    June 12th, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    so what they are gay???!!! you sluts are stupid but noone says anything to you!!! just fuck off and stop being such a bitch!!!! you dont know anything about them so FUCK OFF!!! BITCH!!!

  6. Kate Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 11:31 pm

    I’m emo, and I have no spine. I must listen to Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance so I may one day be as emo as them. I like to cut myself because I can’t buy that record I want since I don’t have a job and my mom refused to lend me any more money. I am the leach on my parents’ bank account and on society.

    Emos need to DEAL WITH THEIR ISSUES, not weep about them.

  7. Kobra Says:
    June 18th, 2007 at 2:44 am

    I’m single (never had a girlfriend, in fact), none of my friends from high school have tried to contact me since their last day (3 weeks before mine since they were seniors), I spend most of my life alone… and you don’t see ME crying about it.

    Life sucks– get over it.

  8. Kobra Says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 1:33 am

    “emos are the most beautiful guys on the world and they are too perfect for this fucking world... you are really stupid if you don't understand it...”

    Then it’s high time they go on to the next, if you catch my drift… (suicide. Seriously.)

  9. autumn Says:
    June 21st, 2007 at 12:34 am

    LOL! that’s great! Emo kids are so darned stupid. HEY! I wish my lawn were emo so it’d cut itself. all emo kids should be sold as slaves. and if they refuse, make them listen to n’sync or bsb.

    XD

    that should teach ‘em.

  10. Ziite Says:
    June 21st, 2007 at 3:33 am

    I seriously don’t see how anyone could like an emo kid. They aren’t especially sensitive to anyones feelings because they usually just cry about themselves. They wear makeup, enough said about that. Cutting scars are disgusting. They spend too much time inside, so they’re like nerds without the brains. There really is no benefit to themselves or anyone else. They’re kinda like the bastard children of nerds, heavy metal rockers and gay guys, while lacking any of the good traits.

  11. Kobra Says:
    June 21st, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    Ziite, Kinda related: I’m a fine example of a nerdy heavy metal fan. There are no bad traits.

  12. SiriS Says:
    June 23rd, 2007 at 3:56 am

    Jamie, go to hell.

    Also, emo does *NOT* stand for emotional. Stupid cunt.

  13. EmoDeathMuffinOfDoom Says:
    June 26th, 2007 at 9:03 pm

    LMAOLMAOLMAO!!!That was the funniest thing I’ve read today!I love emo guys and girls…’specially guys,and even I thought that was funny!I,myself,are more hardcore punk than emo,but I love it all the same!Dude…that was hilarious.Emos have a lot of emotion,and I sometimes feel sorry for them and how much ridicule they get.It’s not easy.But,I feel that because I love the music,the style and lifestyle of emo,I can laugh at this…and I did,so it’s kinda too late.People who don’t like emos don’t really understand them.And that’s cool,you don’t have to.But instead of telling them to “grow a sac”,leave ‘em alone and let them be them.S’not like they’re bothering you.I mean,I’m pretty sure you’d get mad if someone told you to stop boinkin’ your sister or tell you that Nascar is the worst thing ever invented and it’s a normal person’s kryptonite.If you don’t agree with eyeliner on guys…get over it.It’s here,and I’m afraid,my homophobic friends,that it’s here to stay.Sorry.If you don’t like it,don’t look at ‘em.What?You’re afraid you’ll turn gay if ya look at ‘em?Cuz I bet he’s prettier than your waf Tammy at the trailer park.Get over it.Go down to the riiiifer to your floating house and get all mad about it…pop in Roadhouse and go to town.Seriously,you homophobic pricks…get over it.You ain’t got nothing better to do?They most likely have more morals and a better sense of…pretty much everything.It’s not their fault you’re some macho dude who’s never gonna get a wife.I think macho dudes are all just fags anyway…they’re just hiding it.You watch WWF wresling or whatever,but little do you know,some of them…gay.Yep!That’s right!GAY!!!!!*Now’s the time you’re gonna wanna cry*It’s true.I kid you not.So sorry.But…whatever,man.Everyone who hates emo most likely doesn’t understand,and if they think they do,you’re just really closed minded,or a homophobic.Give the theory a try.Hey,I listened to Lynyrd Skynyrd,so you can listen to an emo band just one time.Go on,give it a whirl.You probably won’t like it,but atleast you can say you tried.But it’s rediculous how much judgement is going on.Oh,and for the record…Peter Parker’s hair in Spiderman 3 was the farthest thing from emo that I’ve ever seen.He basically just parted his bowl cut.You want emo hair then go to Google Images and type in emo hair.You’ll see the difference.Whoever’s reading this will disagree with me,but you ask me if I care,and see what kinda response you get…either that or I’ll probably just laugh at you.One or the other.But either way,you’re wrong about what you think you know about emo and how faggy it is or whatever you have to say about the matter.Again,I don’t nag on your lesbian porn,so don’t nag on their lifestyle.Because after all…it’s what we choose for ourselves,not what they think other people will except them for,or that we even care what people think…because we don’t.

  14. XxDeadlyRosesxX Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    SiriS- Look it up in the dictionary, emo does stand for emotional, and it all originated from the music. Go check Wikipedia.

  15. EmoDeathMuffinOfDoom Says:
    July 11th, 2007 at 2:38 am

    DeadlyRoses is right.Emo is short for emotional.First it was a music type,then it was a clothing style,now it’s evolved into a lifestyle.Not all emos cut themselves.I’m being serious,so stop laughing.How about all the little cheerleaders who’s boyfriends dumped them or who didn’t make team captain that cut themselves that just cover it up with $30 a bottle concealer…ever heard of that?No,I guess not.People are too busy worrying about something that doesn’t even concern them that they don’t stop to think about it…I mean really ponder the idea…that not everyone is going to like the same thing.Hmmm…for example…if you go to a trailerpark,not everyone is white trash,they just might be quite a bit tight for money.Or if you go to the ghetto,not every black person that lives there is a nigger.You see?
    There’s emo kids that cut and are miserable
    And there’s emo kids that like the music and style and are happy kids
    There’s white people,and then there’s white trash(worse than a redneck)
    There’s black people and there’s niggers.Get all offended,I really…just…don’t care,I’m being honest and I’d expect you to know the difference…on second thought…maybe not.But the cold hard fact of the matter is,we are all different.Some like metal,some like emo,some like country,some like jazz and swing and big band,some like rap…we are a country of variety,yet people criticize eachother for their preferences.It’s sickening.I abhorrently loathe people who have closed minds and don’t give anything a chance.It just shows how much people are scared and afraid of change,it’s cowardice.Now,if you’re gonna say something about how adament I am on guys who wear makeup,and why should you listen to guys who cry all the time…it’s quite simple,actually.If you’ve given them a try,them and their music,then I’ll lay off,but if you haven’t I’m going to say this stuff over again,or atleast ’til it penetrates into your thinking pattern.Or we can look at it another way…if you’re a fan of 70’s and 80’s bands,think of how many guys wore makeup…Twisted Sister,Alice Cooper,Guns N Roses,pretty much all the hair bands did.And if you’re an Ozzy fan…don’t even get me started.That man’s,like what,60-somethin’ now?And still wears eyeliner.Which means that it’s not just emerging now,it’s been here.The only difference now is that it’s 17-25 year olds in a band instead of 30-45 years olds in a band.And it’s 17-25 year old guys that wear makeup instead of 30-45 year old guys wearing makeup.And if you’re not a fan of any kinda rock,and you like rap,what about ICP?Guys who dress as clowns who wrestle?Are you kiddin’ me?!?Whatever,dude…seriously.Before anyone stops to tell someone how wrong or how stupid or how retarded they live,look around you and make sure you’ve got what you need to back that info up,or you’re going to look extremetly stupid.And I’ll gladly answer any person’s questions or accusations about emo.Like I’ve said before,I’m not emo,I’m hardcore punk(yes,there is a difference)but I know quite a lot about the matter,and if anyone has any doubts as to what you think you might know about it,I’d be glad to help you out.
    ‘Til then…

  16. Kobra Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 6:38 am

    tl;dr

    “Death Muffin of Doom” eh? Would you happen to be related to the Penguin of Doom?

  17. rawr Says:
    July 29th, 2007 at 8:03 am

    it doesn’t matter what you people post on here. whether emo or anti, it’s never gonna change the emos already out there. just get over yourselves. your all so quick to bad-mouth the other when they’re just expressing themselves like you are. you all need a wake-up call.

    ~rawr
    p.s.
    no i’m not emo, nor anti-emo. i just hate the battle between the two. XP

  18. XxDeadlyRosesxX Says:
    July 31st, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    Wow. I started a really big argument. It’s like a clash between Kobra, Ruben and me with other people mixed in.

    A agree with WmoDeathMuffinOfDoom, what did you expect, I’m pro-emo. :P

  19. blabla Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 11:02 am

    Go cry emo kids! >

  20. Michelle Says:
    September 5th, 2007 at 11:36 pm

    i love emo boys, they are the sex. you really have to be gay not to see the good traits to emo boys. they are hot. >>>most of them

  21. DM Says:
    September 6th, 2007 at 1:10 am

    emo is just a cover for transvestites

  22. TrashySuperstar Says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 8:32 pm

    Basically
    This Is What I Think
    No One Has To Agree
    No One Has To Argue Make Something Outta Nothing.
    Not All “Emo’s” Self Harm
    There Not All Depressed
    They Dont Cry Over Nout
    Not All “Emo” Boys Are Gay Or Transvestites
    Anyone Can Be Gay Or A Transvestite Whatever There Labeled As
    Just Let People Be Who They Want To Be
    It’s Not Gonna Effect You
    You Dont Have To Speak To Them Ever Again
    “Emo” Is Just The Way Someone Dresses Or The Way They Have Their Make-Up Or Is A Type Of Music
    They Humans
    Everyone Has Emotions
    So Just Leave People Alone To Get On With There Lives

  23. sarah Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 11:27 pm

    emo standes for emotional! every1s emotional but not every 1 “trys” to kil them selfs, or just cut there wrists so they look cooler to there friends. i have been there done that and now i relise how fukin stupid it all was. you people try and be different to 1 another but really uz r all the same! for example lok at wat you wear!! and then look at what you friend wears. maybe step outa that life for 1 week and see how many more people will wanna be yu friend and people will stop looking at you! you can final b unquie!!!! not like all your frends! GET FUKIN LIFES PEOPLE! grow up you losers. go cut your selves to make u feel betta! LOL :D:D

  24. xEmoxGirlx13 Says:
    September 22nd, 2007 at 2:16 am

    haha

    you peopel make me laugh!

    your all in a huge argument about emo people

    so silly :)

    ok well my thoughts on the matter are

    ~if your emo…thats awesome!
    ~if your not…thats aweseom also!

    but seriously! how can you hate something that you probably know nothing about?

    think about it….before you go around saying dumb shit

  25. xEmoxGirlx13 Says:
    September 22nd, 2007 at 2:36 am

    btw

    lmao whats with the picture of that guy?!?!?

    he has…..a pink afro and green scars on his face

    lol it doesnt make sense

  26. broken×emo×girl Says:
    September 22nd, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    why does everybody hates emo’s?
    what’s wrong with us? what’s wrong with showing your emtions?
    i think people hate emo’s because there different…
    well i’m emo and i’m proud of it!
    i like the musik and i like i can show my emtions to other peole!

  27. emo Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    Wtf? only losers cry! :|

  28. Dawn_The_Emo_Chick Says:
    October 13th, 2007 at 3:56 am

    Hey Im emo! This kindof makes me mad! (Well at least the first part.)
    Why isnt anyone considerate of other peopel?! WHY?!
    Rawr…I be angry now…*Twitch*
    And yea we emos are fragile. So I agree with everyone else who says this is stereotypical and stuff. If were so fragile why would you even post this?
    If you ask me, then emos like me need a little more RESPECT in this world.
    And not all emos are gay or lesbian.
    Im not either one.
    But they need some respect too.
    Us poor emos…Were so hated TT^TT

  29. elkillerx Says:
    October 20th, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    Thats mean to do…..

  30. Monobi Says:
    October 27th, 2007 at 4:51 am

    Wow. Lots of text. Maybe for another day. But:

    I am a nerd/emo. Emo clothing, Emo personality, Brains of a nerd. I have a program i am making half way done in the background. Works good so far!

    Emos are the nicest people. Since Nerd Girls are like UBER rare, emo girls are closest, no? Plus i kinda like them more.

    Been emo for a few years now. I’m sensitive, but not fragile.

    One last thing:

    EMO:
    It means EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE TEENAGER.

  31. HAHAHA. Says:
    November 3rd, 2007 at 9:04 pm

    obviously the guy who posted this is just angry because his balls having dropped yet.

  32. WunderBoii Says:
    November 8th, 2007 at 1:20 am

    Hmmmm…

    If Someone’s An Emo…
    Let Them Get On With It. They Aint Doing You Any Harm. Just Leave Us Alone. In UK We Have Defferent Emos; Some Of The Stuff You Lot Do Is The Same, Some Is Not. So What.

    I Always Get Labelled. Oh, And My “Friends” All Dress Like Me And Get Labelled Worse. If You Can’t Admit You Are One, Or You Don’t Wanna Get “Labelled” Don’t Dress Or Act Like One! *puts head down again…*

  33. Emo_guys_r_so_hot! Says:
    November 8th, 2007 at 8:42 am

    Emo guys r just so much betta than all u othr dudes! Get a life and leave emos alone! I am a emo grl and im proud of it! We grls leave u alone although u watch porn and like grls with tight jeans! So leave us alone we think guys who show emotions and wear

  34. Emo_guys_r_so_hot! Says:
    November 8th, 2007 at 8:51 am

    Sorry nt done. Who wear emo style clothes, hair, makeup etc so leave emo guys alone, they leave u alone! U know what they r betta than u! Julle is fokken losers! Get a life. O and that thing bout the vegatarians is sick! Animals and emos deserve life more

  35. emotional girl Says:
    November 10th, 2007 at 10:20 pm

    ofmg!!!
    i dont see why you people hate EMO’S i dont think they are hurting you in any way…

    SOME emos hurt THEMSELVES what the fuck are they doing to you?!?!?!?!?

    its fucken stupid how you can talk so much shit on them ..ugh …

    if they bug you or annoy or watever then ignore them

    FUCK!! just leave them the fuck alone they dont need your fucken bullshit…

    some “emo” people are posers …. but have you ever thought of the ones who really do have problems??

    have you ver thought…that some of those emo’s who have commited suicide, killed themselves because PEOPLE! wouldnt leave them alone

    just let them do wat they want…you wont care and they wont care what you think ….so just got get a fucken life and stop writing fucken bullshit!!!!

  36. ManSulRasGuia Says:
    November 17th, 2007 at 1:17 am

    ambot sa EMO!!!

    :D

  37. Sharpie Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 6:49 am

    “Have you found him counting Rice Krispies in the middle of the night, refusing to eat if there is an odd number of them in the bowl? Have you caught him handpainting each of the rice grains with your nail polish?”

    That’s not a sign of “an emo on the verge of mental collapse”

    That’s a sign of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder which is an awful and hurtful DISEASE. It is especially hurtful for those like myself who have people who they are very close to with OCD.

  38. breanne Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    emo guys/girls are all good looking. they r just tryin to express themselves by the way they look. for me, i look @ these emo’s in a good way and there’s no way im gonna judge them because i dont deserve to judge people. WE ALL DONT DESERVE TO JUDGE ALL PEOPLE. if you dont like emo’s then go fuck yourself and leave them alone coz they never said anything bad about you (even if the truth is youre ugly and disgusting). So yeah Live life. Don’t try to make fun of other people because of the fact that you cant make fun of ur self coz it’ll hurt ur feelings…
    FYI- idc about ur opinions.

  39. Lisa Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 9:56 am

    I find this hysterical, meaningful, and hilarious beyond words!!!! This has really enlightened me and my life’s mission is now to harass emo’s to the point of spontainiously exploding heads! :D

  40. timmy Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 12:33 am

    right, “how to make an emo cry”, awesome, god knows why there are so many suicides.
    emo culture is a cry out. Usually caused by something society has done, ie discrimination due to differences; let they be race, gender or even personality. It is a cry out for help in a clockwork world who doesn’t care. It’s a culture that makes emos feel included. If you saw someone on a wheelchair, also born with an un-controllable illness, you wouldn’t scruitinise them in public, and go make a website out of it. (not saying this site is bad, as it more or less allows us to express our beliefs freely).

  41. lyss Says:
    August 7th, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    how can you dislike something you OBIOUSLY no nothing about?

    go kill yourself.

  42. Emos Are Gay Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    I know everything there is to know about Emo and it’s STUPID.

  43. amanda Says:
    August 11th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    wtf you idoit i find this very insulting and i think whatever med your n you should higher your dosege

  44. Gothic Purity Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    You guys are fucking possessed. What manner of sin did emo’s ever do to be treated like this? I AM an emo. MORE then half your fucking facts are fucking fake, unrealistic, and fucking straight. Basically you’re hating on those who are probably not ’straight’ like ‘you’ and are a different style. Fucking grow up you pussies. If you hate something so much, why the hell are you talking about it, or even going to this length to express your hate? Grow up.

    BTW, don’t forget to mention FEMALE emo’s you freaking sexist bastards. All this talk of ‘fags’ and all that shit. Holy shit, what ahs the world come to?

  45. Emos Are Gay Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Gothic Purity, you so crazy!

    Emos are wrong. Emos are fascists. Emos shouldn’t be.

  46. tara Says:
    August 25th, 2008 at 4:28 am

    you all seem like reall rayss of sunshine today.
    if u hate emo then you must hate me. now. if you will excuse me, i must go cut my wrists in order to feel better about life cuz now i feel all sad and depressed cuz most of you on this page hate me.

  47. emo_ chick Says:
    August 25th, 2008 at 4:35 am

    i am an “emo” girl. you shouldnt judge “emo” ppl, you have no idea who we are. we dont judge you, so you shouldnt judge us. you have no idea what youre talking about and the vegitarian thing. sick and desturbing. fall out boy is a awesomee band, and waaay better than the shit you probably listen to.im proud 2 b emo and i couldnt care less. i dont care if you hate me just because im “emo”. if we annoy you, just ignore us. dont talk to us. simple as that.

  48. ZumiaC Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 10:27 am

    oh my god… lame and insulting

  49. keni Says:
    September 4th, 2008 at 12:31 am

    haha this is funny…just like six strangers sitting on their computers arguing with each other over such a stupid argument

  50. keni Says:
    September 4th, 2008 at 12:32 am

    seriously. does it fucking matter?

  51. Get A Life You Losers Says:
    September 4th, 2008 at 7:47 am

    What the fuck.
    There is no such thing as emo, just the people who pretend to be.
    Anyone who really is “emo” can be considered Goth.

    Get a fucking life, all of you, seriously.

    And what the fuckety fuck? Fall Out Boy is NOT emo!

    You losers.

  52. emo-jeff Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    ok im “emo” and im ont al this stereotype shit im not GAY and i don t listen to records i hate fall out boy i cant play guitar for shit and i dont cry over anything that pisses me off. so what if i do cry at anything does it matter if i do or not im just sad or somthing som of you people dont understand emo

  53. cortney Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    well..i think ppl who hate on emo’s dont completely understand them..i mean damn emo means emotional and by the way im emo and we have more problems than the average kid r teen r wut the fuck ever..im 13 my parents devorced when i wuz 6 months old..my big bro is the only person who cares about me and hes in boot camp and my mom is a drug head and she thinks shes still 16 and my dad is always with these skanky ass women with fake tits lol..he just devorced this woman that he wuz with 4 3 years and she beat me ..all my teachers at skool hate me and the kids r mean..i have friends that are emo and friends that arent but either way they under stand me..we cut our selves because we bleed out all of our problems..and focus on the scratches and cuts in our wrist and arms more than our problems in life..and if ur wonderin why we wear jelly bracelets..its because they look kool and there light and cover up some of cuts with out rubbing them and makin them sore as shit ..look me up on myspace pplz..my names cortney mitchell. bye <3

  54. emo thing Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Hehehe.

    Nice, I like your point of view. :) Emos are people buuut they should know their limits! Problems and such are part of one’s life. Imagine people experiencing poverty and such things..those are worse than SOME of your problems you emo people. :)

  55. sharni.vengancex Says:
    October 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 am

    oh my god stop dissing dont fucking discriminate people you know nothing about emo’s obviously have had troubles in there life i think emo is FUCKING AWSOME! not the whole cutting yourself thing but the whole style and the people that do cut themselves have a reason for it so if you not emo that OK if you emo thats OK too where all different people..And fucking hell if you think emo is gay then your dissing ME! im part emo and i do get very emotional i have cut my wrist before i dont en joy it but i makes me feel like my problem are gone which gives me some kind of relief ,, im also a just a teen everybody is emotional..i think this fight it stupid and that this site should be deleted coz its just wrong..
    IF YOUR EMO ADD ME ON MYSPACE.. http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/XEVERLIFEX

    hope you all work it out. x x x

  56. selene Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    wow. a report on how to bully. u complain about emos but it is ppl like you that make society the downfall of our generation.

  57. ezzie Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 7:51 am

    this guy is such a fucker he just wants to put us down that dont even make me cry soo all your little fucking shit thingys you write about us is bullshit just to tell you yor the faileer DAN

    Love it Lots Love Being EMO xxxxx

  58. jhgdfhjga :] Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 2:00 am

    as hilariously funny as that was
    MCR is not emo so take it off here.

    they said themselves ‘emo is bullshit’

    and that ‘we are not an emo band’

    so its stupid to have them on here, on the otherhand some emo bands to make fun of are
    [you already have FOB]
    jacks mannequin
    jimmy eat world
    glassjaw
    and i cant remember any other ones..

  59. molziiee!x Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    Oh My God You Fucking Shit Faces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    One - If Your Mom had died….or abused..or was even just very vunerable and got depressed easily wudnt you be a bit emo!!!! lEAVE tHEM ALONEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM gonna fucking report you to the FUCKING GOVERNMENT YOU SHIT FACED TWATS!!!!!!!!! IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE OR WHAT YOU DO..IF YOUR A NICE PERSON THEN YOUR JUST AS GREAT AS ANYONE ELSE!!! THEIR SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU ARSEHOLES WHO GO ROUND TAKING THE PISS!!!!! YOUR MAKING THEM WORSE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT TAKE THIS WHOLE SITE OFF THE INTERNET OR ANYTHING RELATED TO IT IM GONNA FUCKING REPORT IT AND THEN TO DO WITH ABUSIN EMOS IS GONNA BE OUNISHED SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELVES. JUST BECAUSE YOUR NORMAL..COMPLETELY BORING AND NORMAL!!!! IM JUST CRAZY AND WEIRD AND FUNNY AND IM MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! THATS WAT EMOS ARE. THEMSELVES. GOODBYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! YOUR GOIN TO HELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

  60. emo_emma Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 12:59 am

    MCR IS EMO
    AND EMOS ROCK!
    I AM ONE!

  61. EMO Says:
    October 31st, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    ^got that wrong,
    emos suck, not rock,
    If i see them during night ill crush him/her, doesnt matter.
    BURN DOWN ALL EMOS!!!!
    XAXAXA!!!

  62. MLE Says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    i know so many people who love the fassion but dont cut and really arent like that,

    i know many hot guys who dress emo,

    i thought that was fucking funny as, and every1 says im emo coz of how i dress

    but it was funny…

    so every1 should jus get ova everything and

    RAVEE!!!!

    lol

    EMO<3

    MLExx

  63. MLE Says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    and jacks mannequin are not emo there like hell indie

    HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THEM?!?!? i do and there not emo

    THERE INDIE

    anyways some ppl need to hella chill bout this whole emo shit eyy

    im like hell emo but i actual aint offended by this, i think its hell funny and whatever everyone has there opinions

    seriously tho molziiee!x calm down

    and everyone just chill but honestly it doesnt matter what people look like

    coz im emo most of my friends are to, not all of them heaps arent but the ones that are, most of them are hell happy andd all

    its really just the fashion

    but i agree cutting is disgusting

    and so are the scars from it…

    MLExx

  64. MLE Says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    if you guys get all worked up about it thats what he wants, seriously ignor it and laugh at his stupididty,

    we all kno these steriotypes are fucking stupidd

    i mean i realy dont care if ppl cut, i dont and maybe one day i might but not now,

    honstly at leaset emos stick together,

    and whatever this guys an idiot ignore what he says

    :D

    hes the one whos guna grow up to be lonely coz ppl dnt like tha way he discriminates

    lol

    MLExx

  65. MLE Says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    EMO is like an art

    our hair and make-up

    the time put into it, its a way of expressing and it beautiful, it art

    MLExx

  66. emolover Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    i love emo guyz so this could afend pepl but u got 2 be real retard to get workup about this cauz the articles funny but iz kida callen emoz homoz and my bf mybe emo but izn’t a flamer

  67. emolover Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    by the way PETE WENTZ ROKS UR SOKS

  68. Bel_Basil_emo_luv Says:
    November 9th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    YOU PPL JUST DON’T GET IT EMO’S AREN’T BAD PPL THEY HAVE HEARTS AND MAKING EMOS CRY ISN’T FUNNY!!! IT’S JUST PLAIN NOT NICE. YOU SHOULD RESPECT WHAT OTHERS BELIVE AND STOP ALL THIS RETARTED CRAP!!!

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