How To Turn Your Friends Emo.
It’s nearly impossible to convert a jock into an Emo, simply because they have too much sense. You only really have a chance of converting silly, weak people into Emos as they’ll subscribe to anything.
Anyway here are a few guidelines you might want to adhere to if you actually want to do something properly for the first time in your life
- Never play them any Emo records. This will put your would-be convert off immediately, especially if they a discerning taste in music. Wait until they are seriously depressed before you spring any of that shit on them
- Fart constantly in their direction. Farting will quickly dissolve your friends resolve and soon they’ll be naturally scrabbing at their arms looking for a way out.
- Delete and re-add them to Facebook constantly. Fuck with their heads as much as possible. Send them texts stating that you’re on the toilet taking a dump whilst having kinky sexual thoughts about them. Do anything you can to creep them out. An unsettled person is far more likely to become Emo.
Remember no matter how frustrated you become do not attack your convert with a razor without their permission. A person will only become Emo of their own free will.
