I Am More Emo Then You Are
This is something you’ll quite hear Emo’s say to one another when they’re hanging about towns in small groups. It’s the equivalent of jocks saying “I’ve got a bigger dick than you”.
When an Emo says this to another Emo it’s basically an invitation to war. It’s not unusual for the kids to compete with one another to hopelessly try to win the affections of any Emo girls around. The nature of these competitions can change depending on how depressed the Emos are. For example some kids might challenge their peers to a crying contest whilst others might opt for a more conventional cutting contest.
In the cutting contest the Emo kids will cut themselves over a huge basin, designed to catch any blood or tears that may come from the Emo. The winner of this contest is the kid with the highest proportion of tears to blood. A participant will be disqualified if they fail to let at least 10ml of blood.
Emo kids often compete in more conventional ways too. It’s particularly common for Emos to boast about their eclectic taste in music. In such a scenario the Emo will usually claim to love the work of a band they either a) haven’t heard any music of or b) privately despise but let on differently in public just to be seen to be cool.
Watching Emo kids compete is quite a headfuck because it makes you realise how pointless, shallow and samey their scene is. I wish instead of boasting about their musical tastes they’d compete on how quickly they can escape to some remote shed in Delaware and stay there. It’d save normal human beings a lot of hassle in the future!
July 25th, 2009 at 8:12 am
what the fuck is wrong with you have you no pride picking on emos like that they are people too i hope that you die and go straigt to hell do the world a favor you little mother fucker