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I Got Called An Emo Slut Again, Ha

Ha, I was out shopping yesterday and a group of girls approached me shouting all sorts of abuse. The ugliest one called me an “Emo Slut-Bag”. What the hell like? Firstly I don’t dress like an emo, I might be a bit pale on it but I’m certainly not emo. They must know Dan, or maybe they saw us together once.

I’m offended by their stupidity more than anything really. You could tell they were bored and just wanted some attention.

But hell even I’m guilty at hurling abuse towards emo girls, its tremendous fun. You’ve got to be careful not to shout at the psycho girls though otherwise they’ll come over and try to bite you on neck or something. Most of them are as docile as cows on Xanax though, so there isn’t really any need to worry.

We used to shout at this girl who got the same bus as us a few years ago. She dressed all in black and wore fishnet stockings all the time. I could tell she was desperate for a lay. The insides of her legs were quaking like an Earthquake . You could smell her perfume from a mile off too although it smelt a bit like piss. I kinda wish I hadn’t been such a jerk back then to her as I now understand what she was going through. She too probably wanted an emo boyfriend desperately but wasn’t really aware of the consequences. I wonder what she’d doing now? I bet she’s working in a waffle house somewhere, has about 5 kids and hates her life more than the average Brit loathes toothpaste.

It’s weird how you think back to school and wish you could have acted differently towards some people. I guess it’s all just a part of growing up.

3 Responses to “I Got Called An Emo Slut Again, Ha”

  1. XxDeadlyRosesxX Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    Well, now you at least know what other emo’s feel like when people call them names just because of who they hang out with, or look like.

  2. Skull Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 5:10 am

    Thats why emos exist.
    They are sad so ppl must give them a reason to feel that way.
    then, like in USA, they go and shoot everyone,
    i tell you, its just. nature.

    jah jah jah.

  3. Ellison Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    i bet you deserved it. i don’t think emo and slut should be used together… but you don’t seem like a very nice person

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