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Prepare Your Own Emo Funeral

A Day In The Life Of An Emo Kid

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How To Start An Emo Band!

The Emo Olympics

Your First Date With An Emo Boyfriend

50 Sins Against Emo!

I’m An Emo Boy And Emo Scene Girls Hate Me Because I Cut Myself

If this is the case then stop cutting immediately. It’s not hard to do, especially if it’s just an annoying habit (which is the case for most Emos).

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Please be aware that Gerard Way is lying to you when he says that you need to cut yourself in order to appear attractive to the opposite sex. To the contrary, Emo girls prefer emotionally stable guys rather than Emo guys who are absolute train wrecks.

Emo Girls are fucked up enough themselves and require some stability in their lives, not some whiny little bitch like yourself!

All that crap about Emo girls loving “sensitive” guys is a crock of bull. Grow a sack and get a six pack for God’s sake. No wonder the jocks are the only ones getting laid!

If you can’t stop cutting, see a therapist, or try to ease yourself out of the habit. Instead of cutting yourself 10 times tomorrow, try cutting 5 times. Or not at all.

Instead of physically injuring yourself you could opt for mental torture instead. Try imagining why Hilary Clinton looks like naked.

One Response to “I’m An Emo Boy And Emo Scene Girls Hate Me Because I Cut Myself”

  1. emogothchick Says:
    June 20th, 2009 at 1:30 am

    WHERE IN THE HELL HAUE U BEEN ALL MY LIFE? IF I MAY SAY SO THAT WAS AND IS TRUE AND HELLA FUNNY! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH, I NEEDED IT!

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