“I’m Not Emo But Everyone Says I Am”
If you’ve ever found yourself saying this then you’re in denial. Just because you don’t dress scene doesn’t mean that you aren’t Emo. The truth is that there are many Emos who wear normal clothing who are every bit as emo as Peter Wentz.
How can you tell if you’re a repressed Emo? Well there are a number of symptoms you can look out for.
- Are you happy when it rains? Do you cry when the sun comes out? In the summer do you stay indoors and take 8 hour long showers if it is too warm outside?
- Is your drinking out of control? Whilst at a liquor store do you find yourself continually gravitating towards the vodka section?
- When at work do you find yourself repeatedly smashing your head off the desk for no real reason?
- Do you have recurring dreams about having a sex change?
- As a child did you conduct funeral services for your neighbours pets? Instead of burying them in the ground did you stamp on the body and throw the carcass over a hedge?
Unfortunately if you display any of these symptoms you are becoming Emo. There’s no way out so you might as well sit back and enjoy the ride. Remember to buy all of your clothes in black, wear Converse shoes and to never smile in public. Get a headstart by setting up a Livejournal and complaining about everything from your parents to the lack of sincerity in your own smile. You might also want to invest in a lifetime supply of razors for obvious reasons. Bandages are optional.
January 10th, 2009 at 8:01 am
moan moan moan moan
January 27th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
MOaN Xx we’re nOt alL LiKE that Xx moAn
February 14th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
who the fuck is peter wentz???
February 20th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
pete wentz is from the band Fall Out Boy!
February 26th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
ugh… again I’m leaving a pointless comment noones gunna read…. so I’m emo. I have emo friends, preppy friends, gangsta friends, raver friends, scene friends, skater friends, and loser friends. and I’m not really popular. I wear bright colors like orange and red and neon green. I’m fat. I’m gay. and I love rap and pop music. its what’s on the inside and feelings that make you emo. not cloths and music. when your wmo you will know it you don’t just become emo. those are called posers. email me? wideload101@hotmail.com
XOXO,
Zupan
March 5th, 2009 at 1:23 am
Wow. Nothing but stereotypes. Anyone with a 2nd grade education would know that those aren’t true.
March 30th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Ok just cause u dress funny or u smoke or drink dose m=not mean anything! Just cause you think about werider stuff than the people in your school dose not mean any thing! So u really need to look at the facts before you type this shit up!
May 13th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Kerwah?What is your problem dude O.o
Your just being stereophobic.And slightly homophobic.Yeah,real mature.
Em.GROW FUCKING UP.
May 17th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Wtf?x
Not All Emo’s Are Like This?
Go Fuk Yourselff
Bastarddd
x
June 3rd, 2009 at 2:20 am
…. emo + bright colors = ?
That’s the biggest sin of all. No emo in their right mind will wear anything that doesn’t resemble death. It’s like putting your head into a meat grinder. Which is what you should do, because you are scene, my friend. And that right there is a problem.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:05 am
…..this is stupid…i should start my own blog and talk about foolishness like this…good grief
June 16th, 2009 at 8:55 am
HAAHAHA SOMERANDOM DUDE THAEY HAZ NO TALENT.
June 19th, 2009 at 4:21 am
everyone thinks i look like the town emo with all the crazy piercings and stuff. im tired of it just cuz my hairs naturally almost black, over my face, and i wear black. kinda funny to me tho.. emo is pointless. oh and anyone that says something about the doomed angel thing being emo, its been my screen name for like 6 years
June 28th, 2009 at 10:42 am
sometimes i wear emo clothes, but i wear normal clothes always,.. but im also an emo, outside im bleeding, but deep inside im dying.., thats why im reading such blogs to prove myself that im an emo..
(//+o)
July 27th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
OMG FUNNY
July 28th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
im a dude and
moan.
i dont know if im emo and it kinda matters to me. thats y im on this site to find out. most of this shit applies to me but a lot also doesnt. so i kinda actually dont care becausee i dont really want to be in a category. but mostly im here BECAUSE I NEED TO GET MY ASS IN A RELATIONSHIP. just got dumped
im looking for a sexy, thin, emo guy or chick.
dark hair possibly
i would prefer that u wear the regular sexy shit. skinny jeans, studded belts… u know
i like long hair for both guys and girls. (guys: not gay long past shoulder(touching shoulders is okay))
u gotta b super hot
sk8rs r hott
if a guy, i LOVE GUYS IN MAKEUP.
email me, IM me. whatever. we will talk and see if we are the right match and compare personalities and shit.
August 3rd, 2009 at 12:35 pm
.before im not emo
.totally i’m fashionista
.but later i always cry i always think that i want to die..
.i always commit suicide
and did you know that sometimes i didn’t what i’m taking
.but still i love myself and i know that
i love this world
more than my life and more than my love one
i dont want to live this world..
coz this is my happiness