My Emo Daughter Hates Me, Her Mother!
If you’re the mother of an Emo daughter then you must take a hardline approach when raising her. If she’s starting to become interested in boys then ensure that she isn’t in contact with Emo Guys otherwise they are likely to impregnant her and her life will be over.
If you hear her listening to any Emo Music then feel free to burst into her room and begin smashing up her speaker system and CD’s with a hammer. Don’t stop until you’ve destroyed everything in her room. Children must learn to respect their elders otherwise they’ll end up as deadbeat hippies, popping pills and booze until they head erupts.
Emos are especially vulnerable to becoming involves in prostitution, drugs and illegal hen fighting rings, simply because they are weak-minded fools who’d believe anything anyone told them.
June 13th, 2009 at 9:17 am
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH WHOEVER WROTE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M AN EMO THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PLANS TO BECOME A WHORE OR A DRUG USER OR SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES ILLEGAL HEN FIGHTING!!!!!! IN FACT I WANT TO BE AN AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!