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Paris Hilton. Lollerskates.

Oh God and I thought Emo boys were shallow slags! My God I nearly wet myself earlier when I saw Hilton crying her eyes out, begging to be released from jail. If truth be told it would be better for society if she never sees the light of day again. How the hell did she get famous anyway? Was it through selling cheese to the communists or something?

She offers absolutely nothing to society, kinda like Fall Out Boy but with a few more diseases. Why can’t the US government develop memory holes like in the novel 1984? Instead of putting her in jail they could put her down one and erase her from existence. She’d probably love it too. She’s overly fond of the tubes after all.

The depressing thing is coverage of the jail saga will continue well into the next month and I just can’t be bothered with it!

4 Responses to “Paris Hilton. Lollerskates.”

  1. Kobra Says:
    June 11th, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    What pisses me off is how they interrupted CNN to say, “Paris Hilton has stopped crying.” Boo-fucking-hoo! What does her emotional state have to do with the world? There are 192 countries out there; we don’t have time to waste on a crybaby who broke the law and wants to get out of jail through her daddy’s money.

  2. XxDeadlyRosesxX Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    Why do you always have to be a bitch about Fall Out Boy. I know it’s your opinion but other people have their own opinions too. I’m a fan of your blog but you dissing emo’s and thinking it’s hillarious that your boyfriend has an emotional disorder is just wrong. I’m emo and I don’t have any disorder or depression, emo is a lifestyle not a deranged disease. We’re normal people woh have different insights on the world, who dress differently and who just happen to f..king like Fall Out Boy. i don’t know what the big deal is. Get a grip.

  3. Kobra Says:
    June 22nd, 2007 at 2:47 am

    “Other people have their own opinions too.”

    Yes, and they have the right to post THEIR OWN opinions on THEIR OWN webspace… as does she. Stop bitching.

  4. Ruben Says:
    June 24th, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    kobra, i’ve posted here: http://emoboyfriend.com/the-50-cardinal-sins-of-emo.html
    What’s wrong with your reply

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