Surefire Signs That Your Emo Boyfriend Is Gay.
- Does he run into your room regularly late at night screaming about candid nightmares involving Pete Wentz, his ass and a leather whip?
- Does he wash more than 2 times a month?
- Has he alluded to his desire to chop off his cock in the name of Communism?
- Does he refer to your mother as darling?
- Has he ever made a pass at your father?
- Have you caught him masturbating over a Che Guevara poster?
- Have you caught him trying to place a cork up his ass?
- Does he smell of musky man-love?
- Has he ever walked into a sex shop dressed as Jesus with a hole torn out of the back of his toga?
- Have you ever caught him urinating into your mothers purse?
- Does he get a mega-auto-stiffy when other men fart?
- Has he ever listened to a Duran Duran record without taking a grand-mal seizure?
- Does he listen to classical music?
- Will he only ever take a shit if other men are in close vacinity?
- Can’t he go 10 minutes without quoting Oscar Wilde?
- Has he ever carved a picture of a cock into his forearm with a razorblade?
- Does he still cry at night about being bullied in school even though he’s 31?
- Has he ever tried to “dance” with your kitty?
- Has he ever used the phrase “pubic kebab”?
- Has his mother ever walked into his room with cucumber sandwiches whilst he was sitting there on his bed in tears with his scrotum peeping of his boxers with his mother dropping the plate and running downstairs in tears?
- Does he actually like Abba?
July 3rd, 2007 at 2:26 am
That’s definitely an appropriate picture.
July 4th, 2007 at 2:26 am
Oh, forgot to mention: I like classical music. Not as much as I like metal– but there’s a time and a place for everything (except emo music).
July 5th, 2007 at 11:01 am
“Does he wash more than 2 times a month?”
(wait till my girlfriend finds out, she’ll go nuts)
Lol, who doesn’t??? But except for that one I’m straight
Do you like metal Kobra? Which bands do you like. I like the *old* nu-metal, not the crap some bands are spewing out these days. And I can listen to any metal band.
July 6th, 2007 at 1:45 am
My overall favorite band is Graveworm, but I like some slayer songs too.
I listen to a wider variety of rock music than metal, but I like the metal songs I do have more.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:15 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS EMO MUSIC FOR YOU?!?!?!?!?!?! IT´S GOD DAMMED PRECIOUS!!!!
September 30th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
you suck fuckin looser…
November 17th, 2007 at 3:37 am
I love how the whiny, butthurt emo bastards come here with names like “tears of blood” and bitch about your opinion.
July 7th, 2008 at 4:50 am
everyone has an opinion, but emo music is amaazing.
September 25th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
i’m in love with emo guys. you people need to stop fucking with them…cuz it’s my job
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:46 am
fucking “ellison” emo bitch!!
why don’t u kiil yourself and stop taking MY oxygen!!!
why don’t you stop listening to emo “music”= crap’
why don’t u listen to nice and REAL music like:
nox arcana, penumbra, the sins of thy beloved, bauhaus, cradle of filth, suspiria, forever slave, after forever, alien sex fiend, tristania, deathstars, gothica, tristania, sirenia, epica, comichrist, wumpscut, skinny puppy, dimmu borgir…
March 9th, 2009 at 2:14 am
YO FAT EMO YOU ARE A TRASH GAY, THAT PICTURE IS A REAL WAY TO SAY EMOS STINK, AND ARE THE MOST FUCKING SHIT ON THIS WORLD, PLEASE MAKE A FAVOR TO THE HUMANITY, KILL YOUR SELF WITH A 357 FULL LOAD, YOU LOOK SO NASTY, IT SHOWS THE KIND OF TRASH YOU ARE. FUCK YOU GAY TRASH, FUCK THE EMOS.
May 23rd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
im sorry but has everyone got their heads up their asses?? im emo and yes im bi and yes im a girl wtf are u on about this shit anywyas?! and emokiller. are you sure u aint a schitz?? cuz that would make u ‘emo’ too, you’d be more like me. and why dont you try replacing the word emo in ur comment with ur name
thank you xx see you all in hell
June 3rd, 2009 at 2:24 am
You bitch ass straight-to-hell bitches. Why don’t you all get a life, stop fucking your mothers once and for all and stop complaining about other peoples choices? I mean, people have the free right to choose what the FUCK they want to be, so let it be, fuckers…
June 11th, 2009 at 6:01 am
EMOKILLER and cyber neo velvet slut, you both need to leave emo alone. i’m emo and i’m a girl. you don’t know anything about being emo, first, all emo boys are not gay, second, emo doesn’t mean depression and suicidal thoughts, it’s a type of music genre and emo is only an abbreviation for EMOTIONAL. third, I LOVE EMO BOYS they are all hot , i’d rather a nice thin boy with a few muscles over a big jock asshole
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:16 pm
hahaah.wow.like umm..u all who say emo is dumb scene is gay,well let me tell u all something.First of all emo guys arent gay.Second emo music is better than rap,like im soory but lil wayne need to pull his pants up.SO EMO IS NOT THE ONLY “STEREO TYPE” TO MAKE FUN OF!So if i were any of u assholes i wuld shut ur fukken mouth.Bcuz really ur only makin an ass of urself and i find it quite amusing.
EMO IS A WAY UR WEAR UR HAIR THE MUSIC U LISTEN TO AND MOST OF ALL BEING URSELF.
ZO TO BE HONEST ALL LABELS SUCK!I MEAN WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO!!EVERYONE IS THEMSELVES AND INDIVIDUAL.
EMO,GOTH.SCENE,PUNK,SKATER,GANGSTER,ROCKER,PREP,ALL THOSE NEED TO GO!
BE URSELF LOOK HOWEVER U WANT,STOP GOING BY A LABEL MAKES U LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS.
July 18th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
haha, omg this is funny SHIT!! havent you got anything else to do with your life, than diss emos? i mean, your saying only emo boys masturbate? CHAVS WALK ROUND WITH THERE HANDS DOWN THERE TROUSERS??!! at keast emo boys have the decency to do it privately! at least emos cvan be thereselves, they can feel how they want and are not afraid to show it, it doesnt mean we go off and cry in a closet? Its also not only emo boys that are gay? there are so many people that are gay! and dont come up with a comment like, your mum. Im a girl and im a bisexual emo/scene, if i was girly or chav, id still be bisexual, its preference you fucktard.
.Mel x