- Does he run into your room regularly late at night screaming about candid nightmares involving Pete Wentz, his ass and a leather whip?
- Does he wash more than 2 times a month?
- Has he alluded to his desire to chop off his cock in the name of Communism?
- Does he refer to your mother as darling?
- Has he ever made a pass at your father?
- Have you caught him masturbating over a Che Guevara poster?
- Have you caught him trying to place a cork up his ass?
- Does he smell of musky man-love?
- Has he ever walked into a sex shop dressed as Jesus with a hole torn out of the back of his toga?
- Have you ever caught him urinating into your mothers purse?
- Does he get a mega-auto-stiffy when other men fart?
- Has he ever listened to a Duran Duran record without taking a grand-mal seizure?
- Does he listen to classical music?
- Will he only ever take a shit if other men are in close vacinity?
- Can’t he go 10 minutes without quoting Oscar Wilde?
- Has he ever carved a picture of a cock into his forearm with a razorblade?
- Does he still cry at night about being bullied in school even though he’s 31?
- Has he ever tried to “dance” with your kitty?
- Has he ever used the phrase “pubic kebab”?
- Has his mother ever walked into his room with cucumber sandwiches whilst he was sitting there on his bed in tears with his scrotum peeping of his boxers with his mother dropping the plate and running downstairs in tears?
- Does he actually like Abba?
Complaints can be left here.
July 3rd, 2007 at 2:26 am
That’s definitely an appropriate picture.
July 4th, 2007 at 2:26 am
Oh, forgot to mention: I like classical music. Not as much as I like metal– but there’s a time and a place for everything (except emo music).
July 5th, 2007 at 11:01 am
“Does he wash more than 2 times a month?”
(wait till my girlfriend finds out, she’ll go nuts)
Lol, who doesn’t??? But except for that one I’m straight
Do you like metal Kobra? Which bands do you like. I like the *old* nu-metal, not the crap some bands are spewing out these days. And I can listen to any metal band.
July 6th, 2007 at 1:45 am
My overall favorite band is Graveworm, but I like some slayer songs too.
I listen to a wider variety of rock music than metal, but I like the metal songs I do have more.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:15 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS EMO MUSIC FOR YOU?!?!?!?!?!?! IT´S GOD DAMMED PRECIOUS!!!!
September 30th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
you suck fuckin looser…
November 17th, 2007 at 3:37 am
I love how the whiny, butthurt emo bastards come here with names like “tears of blood” and bitch about your opinion.
July 7th, 2008 at 4:50 am
everyone has an opinion, but emo music is amaazing.
September 25th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
i’m in love with emo guys. you people need to stop fucking with them…cuz it’s my job