The 50 Cardinal Sins of Emo
- Live past the age of 27.
- Go a day without crying at the beauty of nature and the inhumanity of man.
- Admit that you’re straight.
- Listen to music that does not sound like various barnyard animals being brutally sodomised by a banjo.
- Eat meat!
- Support the troops in Iraq!
- Use razors solely for removing body hair.
- Wash more than 10 times a year.
- Contemplate cutting your fringe.
- Refrain from attracting the opposite sex by showing off your self-harm scars.
- Abstain from sex.
- Abstain from alcohol!
- Avoid setting up a three-chord garage tribute band to My Chemical Romance or Boy Out Fall.
- Actually learn to play the guitar competently.
- Admit that you aren’t really related to Pete Wentz.
- Die without having tried suicide at least once.
- Die without having tried Prozac.
- Die having actually worked a day in your life.
- Die without having contemplated castration on at least 30 different occasions.
- Write poetry without alluding to “bloodâ€Â, “tearsâ€Â, “alienationâ€Â, “whiskey†or the “the nightâ€Â.
- Go a day without reminding everyone around you that “We’re all gonna dieâ€Â.
- Sign into MSN with your real name instead of a daft Pete Wentz quote.
- Arrive at a gig less than a week before it’s due to start.
- Leave a gig less than a week after it finishes, unless you’ve managed to acquire an autograph/body part from the band in question.
- Be seen to be enjoying yourself in a nightclub/bar.
- Go a day without reminding your parents about how open minded you really are.
- And then fail to reprimand them for wearing boring, generic clothes and being just another cog in the machine.
- Admit that you actually love your family!
- Spend a whole day outside during the summer.
- Actually love where you live!
- Be a patriot.
- Read “Catcher In The Rye†before saying that you have.
- Never attempt to write a thinly veiled rip-off of Lord and the Rings.
- Defend the Christian religion fiercely, placing Godly tracts in copies of Richard Dawkins ‘The God Delusion’ in Barnes & Noble
- Believe in the afterlife in any capacity.
- Defend yourself when you’re being beaten up.
- Join the army!
- Fart in public and laugh!
- Go a night without vomiting like a big girl after drinking.
- Go a night without whimpering down the phone to your lover.
- Start a campaign to exterminate all cats in your neighbourhood.
- Refuse to wear eyeliner at your uncle’s funeral (if you’re a boy).
- Condemn communism!
- Pray for war!
- Join the Republican party!
- Die without having wept into your breakfast cereal in place of milk.
- Die without having setting fire to yourself at least twice.
- Die without having tried on your mothers/father’s underwear.
- Die without having picketed at least one anti-gay protest.
- Die without having proclaimed yourself as God.
June 18th, 2007 at 2:32 am
Hahaha. Boy Out Fall– any emo who reads this will twitch when they see that. Good stuff.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
I did twitch, thank you very much. Evelyn, I think that you either are thinking this is hilarious (which it’s not) or actually think that your bf is in a cult of bloodsucking teens who love fluffy animals (which we’re not) am I right?
June 20th, 2007 at 1:28 am
XxDeadlyRosesxX– kill yourself.
June 20th, 2007 at 9:31 am
how funny >_
June 20th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Kobra - I concur.
June 21st, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Sorry if that was a bit tactless, but I didn’t have anything else to say at the time.
XxDeadlyRosesxX: Nobody cares. I think that Evelyn knows what emo is and isn’t. Look at the context of the entire blog– it’s called satire. Because you presumptuous assholes take everything at face value, especially when someone questions your beliefs/practices/trendiness by pointing out the many fallacies associated with said bullshit in the first place; Evelyn will always have an abundance of writing material.
Another thing: Nobody is forcing you to read this website. If you disagree with the author: Get the fuck out. There’s a red button in the upper-right hand corner of your screen.
The window– close it. Seriously. You can either be smart and shut up or you can be a whiny attention whore and keep posting your unwanted input about the author’s taste in humor.
This isn’t XxDeadlyRosesxX’s blog– the author is clearly Evelyn. If you don’t like it, once again: GTFO.
June 24th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Kobra, look at your post. Print it and sleep with it under your pillow. Analise it word by word. Look in a dictionary and see your post as an example of the world hypocritical.
Evelyn can post what she wants. and because she placed a Leave a Reply field DeadlyRoses can reply what she wants. If she wants to look at the blog and criticize the tings written here, let her. If you want to criticize that, do your worst. But saying that she shouldn’t read this post and shouldn’t reply to it because she doesn’t like it would mean that you shouldn’t read her reply and shouldn’t reply to her reply. Which you did…
Are you getting the picture yet?
You hypocritical douche bag ^^
June 24th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
There’s a difference. I’m saying “Stop bitching” to her bitching. I’m not saying “You can’t post here,” I’m saying that your freedom of speech is best used on YOUR OWN blog.
June 24th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Ruben, before you tell him to check his post. you may want to spell check yours. Example: Your spelling”world hypocritical” proper spelling “word hypocritical”. It isn’t hard, just do it and all the people who have a grain of intelligence wont hate you for raping the English language.
June 27th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
You call her opinion ‘bitching’ and you say that she should stop bitching, so actualy you are saying that she should stop posting her opinion on the site. Which means that she could stop posting all together because what’s the point in posting if you can’t post your opinion right?
June 28th, 2007 at 1:32 am
I’m not calling her opinion itself “bitching” I’m calling the WAY she’s expressing it “bitching.” If she was calm, collective, and rational– and not bitching– I wouldn’t be saying anything except maybe, “I disagree.”
June 28th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Kobra, I’m sorry for “bitching” but you going on like this is bitching in itself. If you want to talk to me like a calm rational person would you can e-mail me so we don’t take up the rest of Evelyn’s page. Okay? My e-mail is Rippedstar13@yahoo.com
if you have anything with a point please say it there.
June 29th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Whoa, totally missed that post of the ‘friend’ of kobra. Yeah, You’re right, I am very ashamed. I’ll teach my spell check that the word world isn’t a real word so that when I write word and after the ‘o’ I accidentally tap the ‘l’ it will kill me. Can’t you realize that a spell check won’t pick that one out? And seriously, considering that I’m a foreigner I think I can say that my English is pretty good. And by the way: typing world instead of word isn’t ‘raping the English language’. “Omg, emos ar soooo stupd” is a better example.
June 30th, 2007 at 2:14 am
XxDeadlyRosesxX: I have just submitted your email address to every spam bot known to man.
Ruben: I actually agree with you. He said, “Spell Check” but he probably uses Microsoft Word which has an auto-Grammar-Nazi feature that people associate with spell check.
What kind of loser uses Microsoft and claims to be my friend?
June 30th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Hmmm
I know her real email address and it isn’t a yahoo account 
Do you use Apple or Linux then?
And by the way, you just submitted a spam account to a spam bot
An for the future, I’m dyslectic, so if i fail to spot a typo, Sucks, I’ll get over it. I’m trying to make my point in English as good as I can. And as long as other’s use normal word orders and spelling I’m happy. ^^
June 30th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
No– that was a personal attack on my friend. He’s one of those would-be Linux fanatics.
July 2nd, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Oh My God. What The Fuck, Okay You Make Me Sick.
Live past the age of 27.
Die without having setting fire to yourself at least twice.
Die without having tried on your mothers/father’s underwear.
Die without having picketed at least one anti-gay protest.
Die without having proclaimed yourself as God.
Die without having tried suicide at least once.
Die without having tried Prozac.
Die having actually worked a day in your life.
Die without having contemplated castration on at least 30 different occasions.
Go a day without reminding everyone around you that “We’re all gonna dieâ€Â.
All These, And probably more are fucking retarded.
Not all emos want to kill themselves.
There is such a thing called “Posers” Heard of it?
And What are you, The fucking emo police?
you obviously don’t know as much about emos as you say.
Just cause you had an emo boyfriend-WHATEVER.
You don’t know jack-shit.
Retarded Much? Go fucking die.
Stop critizing emos. Bag the Gangsters For once.
Fucking stereo typical.
July 3rd, 2007 at 12:47 am
Sounds like someone struck a nerve. Ey, Evelyn?
July 4th, 2007 at 9:16 am
Probably yeah. But this post is so obviously bad written (can’t find the english words, I’m sorry) that it takes little sense of humor to laugh at it.
And Skittlez:
I’m mostly on your side, but try to calm down and have a intelligent discussion here please
July 4th, 2007 at 10:35 am
It’s alright. I didn’t even -TRY- reading that one.
July 5th, 2007 at 10:55 am
Yeah, way to kill the conversation Kob.
July 26th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Yes! What do I win?
July 31st, 2007 at 3:29 pm
No, I win Kobra. The emo’s always win.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Man!!! Kobra… that was the furthest thing from correct what you just did… You never do that to an e-mail. Submitting it to SPAM??? Fuck you!!! Dam you… why do you hold a gruge against us emo??? You probably have no life and want to fuck up sombody else too. FUCK YOU!!!
Hey XxDeadlyRosesxX, I could not agree with you any more. EMO´S ALWAYS WIN!!!
August 9th, 2007 at 6:05 am
ooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk……………………….i surrpose. but um everybody washes themselves more then 10 times a year am sertern of it!
September 8th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Holy crap, that was freaking hilarious.
@Em0-Sk!ttLeZ and XxDeadlyRosesxX
Is it really healthy to take a satirical piece that seriously? O-o
Of course people “criticize” emos (although people are obviously joking through overexploitation), because a lot of emos just make it too easy. And yes, people do rag on “gangsters” and whatnot, but if she does not choose to, it’s kinda moot to tell her to
October 10th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
ahahahahaaha >.> i almost pissed my fckin pants rlly >.>
October 19th, 2007 at 1:35 am
This was so bad I didnt read the whole thing.
Those are my only words besides WHOEVER WROTE THIS, GO TO HELL!!!
October 19th, 2007 at 1:36 am
Yea you heard me right
GO TO HELL DAMMIT!!!!! >.
October 19th, 2007 at 1:38 am
That got discontinued e_e
What I was saying was…
October 19th, 2007 at 1:38 am
STOP WRITING THIS SHIT PLEASE!!!!
October 19th, 2007 at 1:39 am
Now whos with me.
If you arent then dont say anything.
October 29th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Well, first of all, the post was extremely entertaining. I see it as a pleasantly acerbic satire of emo stereotypes (excuse this crazy sentence, my vocabulary got away with me).
Second of all, many of the comments posted in reply seem to express the commenters’ anger at the emo stereotypes or anger at people who express their anger at the emo stereotypes.
To which I reply, “Um…what?” I know it is only my opinion, but I can’t see how someone would post something on the internet without the knowledge that someone else will come along and express either real or feigned anger at the post, thus starting the all-too-common “post war.”
I believe it is useless to criticize whether or not someone SHOULD post a critical comment, but we can criticize the language/manner someone uses in their post. So I say, at the risk of sounding like a parent, stop with the foul language and insults, and say what you have to say regardless of disagreement.
If anyone is wondering why I feel the need to state my principles on a web site in an overly-wordy manner, blame it on the lit class I just left.
November 12th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
For the blog author: This post was so fucking hilarious. Even more so is the coven [I believe that is the correct collective noun] of uptight emo kids who have come here to raise hell. Raise a few suspicions, more like.
For the emo flamers: You just go, girlfriends! Hell, at least you’re embracing your dormant communication skills this way and what’s more, it is definately more pro-active than slashing your wrists to Panic At The Disco!, right?
Remember kids - it’s satire, not the third reich although delousing and incineration may be a good option for when some people can’t take a joke.
November 18th, 2007 at 3:39 am
That was great. I almost burst something laughing. Crazy emos.
August 1st, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Normally I’d be pissed off..But this is actually kinda funny.
Luckily, there are emos out there who break these stereotypes. So HAH.
September 14th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
i will only wear black until they invent something darker.
boohoo.
September 20th, 2008 at 2:18 am
God, The SATIRE is hilarious. Anyone who is offended probably lives by those commandments.
September 20th, 2008 at 4:37 am
hey kobra? um is the owner of this blog an EMO or ANTI-EMO? sounds like a protester…//_u
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:51 pm
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ?!
this is judging “emo people”
were not all like that!
this is judging a book by the cover.
some of us actually have problems so go fuck urself and stop screwing with us “EMO KIDS”
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:19 am
on no13 its Fall Out Boy not Boy Fall Out Geez Ur a Fuckin Retard
October 8th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Emo’s are gay.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Kobra: damn i know this is a bit late, but im thinking maybe Evelyn should do satirical page bout all the preppy fags (like you), that care to much bout their looks than anything else in the world. first “sin”:
1. go a day without jacking off to yourself in a mirror.
November 2nd, 2008 at 11:19 pm
y do u ave to hate emos????????
i dnt get it u ave no reason 4 hatin us we do nothing 2 u nd we’re not all lik dat also uve never fuckin met us so u ave no ryt 2 judge us
so FUCK U KOBRA
November 5th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Why Do Yuhh Have To Diss Emoz?
Whats Wrong With Being Emo, They Are Still F****** Humanz For The Love Of God. Dont Treat ‘Em Any Diffrent Then The Way Yuhh Treat Yurr Friendz.
Yurr Wasting Yurr Time Making This Site Tbh. How Wud Yuhh Like It If Someone Made A Site Saying Meen Stuff About Yuhh?!?
Anyway.
Dont Hate.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
emu gurl says
i hate being alive still
i agree with all rules
November 8th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
I love emos. You kidds are so mean
I used to be emo myself but now I am a kandi-raver.
Not all emos are depressed, I have a lot of real emo friends that are silly and happy.
For the love of Gee, don’t hate, leave a little PLURR.
xo,sparkey <3
November 12th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
i luv these rules
November 15th, 2008 at 8:07 am
fuck u!!!boy out fall!!!wth!!!WHERE DID YOU GET THAT NAME SUCCKKKAAAA!!!!!!!!!UR CREATING UR OWN MOTHUFUCKIN BAND!
November 16th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
well u reali sudent
November 26th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Im not a person that judges people but I heard that “emo” people cut their selfs …well if its true STOP .because you can get heath proplems so u can still wear dark colored clothes and make up and funky hair styles and stuff with out cutting yourself and with out crying and atractted to the same sex ..so if your a BOY.PLEASE like a GIRL..and if your a GIRL ..like a GUY ..im not telling you what 2 do but look it up in the bible and ur not supose to like the same sex …and be HAPPY that your alive and don’t tell your self that u wana die ….think GOOD stuff not BAD ….well I hope none of u took this in a bad way if so im sorry im just telling my opinion.
December 17th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
BOY OUT FALL?!?!?!?! I’m outraged!!! OMFG! I WILL RIP UR HEAD OFF BASTARD AND USE IT FOR THE STAR ON MY X_MAS TREE STAR!!!! STOP MAKING FUN OF PETE WENTZ AND FALL OUT BOY MOTHER FUCKER!!! DIIIIEEEE!!!!
December 19th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
uhh this is the stupidest thing i have ever read in my entire life. this shows how people are so stupid and have no respect for other peoples way of living.
Ok so not all emo’s cut them selves and they all dont hate their life and want to die. But anyway all emo’s have feels and i dont like how you guys are writting things that are idiotic and arent even true.
=] and oh yea not all the emos are gay just to let you know whitechick.And that you shouldnt believe anything you hear cuz they all are liars. I hope nobody gets offended by this and if i do offend people i’m really sorry. I just wanted to state my opinion. Ok, so bye people and thanks for reading. =]
December 21st, 2008 at 6:39 am
wdf.????
take dhat jesus shiit off ! ya fukkiin niiqqa’s qotta learn how 2 fukkiin respect. . wuld ya lyke mii 2 puht ya fukkiin motha or fatha as an fukkiin emo lukkin dumbass ???
January 11th, 2009 at 12:52 am
This satire pains me. Inside it makes me want to kill myself. I just feel so bad. some emo humor is good. this isnt.
January 11th, 2009 at 12:55 am
Some one say a depressing quote or something it makes me feel better about my life.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:33 am
hey… wuts up with this ganster dumbass above me? LEARN HOW TO SPELL THINGS RIGHT!
FUCK…
January 13th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Haha, this site actually amuses me. I don’t think more than half of it is true, but at least I got a good laugh. I usually don’t like emos… posers are alright, ’cause usually, they just like the fashion and music, which I sort of like. If anyone takes this too seriously, then really, they should just lighten up.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:16 am
Wow… I was smiling through this whole thing, it made me laugh. God damn, you must have a shit load of time to type all this shit.
January 15th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
YOU SUCK
go die in a fridge or something
January 19th, 2009 at 8:07 am
NICE!!!
January 31st, 2009 at 8:12 am
Oh for Fuck sake.
This is just getting sadder and sadder.
Do you know anything?
It’s Lord OF the Rings, you absolute imbecile!
Don’t post the shit if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Fuckhead.
February 1st, 2009 at 12:08 am
PUtang ina ny0ng lhat ng Mga eMoNgoluyd!!
February 7th, 2009 at 6:34 am
this is just wrong. all i gotta say is GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
February 9th, 2009 at 12:23 am
wtf is wrong with u not all emo people want to die. and all the emo people i know eat meat and have never even considered killing themselves actually they love life and everything like regular people. Me on the other hand i’m not emo or anything i almost did kill myself cuz of my family so stop with the stupid emo sh!t it’s not funny not even a little funny for even a second.
February 13th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
erm
….
if you hate this website and its maker so much, then why did you read this in the first place ?
if you really hated people making fun of emos, then why did you stay on this web-site when it is clearly an anti-emo website ?
if you really didnt want to get offended , then maybe you should have not stayed on this website !
February 17th, 2009 at 6:22 am
Well, I’m emo but I found this website actually kind of funny . It entertained me for an hour or so ! It has a lot of sterotypes buuuut whatever . Haha and I love how the most recent comments are a fucking stupid argument . I had a fun time reading those too(:
P.S. Pete went and FOB seem to be quite the center of mostnof these and truthfully, they really aren’t emo .. Oh well(:
February 21st, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I twitched a number one. o.o Haha this list is gonna be so fun to do!
February 24th, 2009 at 9:30 am
I don’t agree with some of the things on your list. I’m a proud vegetarian, but that doesn’t necessarily label me as “emo”, it’s just a healthier lifestyle. It’s just that stupid PETA2.org crap with these lame teen bands promoting the stereotype.
Also, I’m not religious. Would that make me emo too?
I’m 100% metal-head;I listen to bands like Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Pantera, and also Alice In Chains. Alot of metal musicians are also vegetarians, so are other non-emo celebrities.
February 25th, 2009 at 1:03 am
people who write paragraphs stfu.. no one will read them no one cares
February 25th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
To the person who tried to commit suicide because of their family.. You should have died, you peice of shit.
To anyone who has tried to commit suicide and is reading this.. You retards, how can you not even succeed at such a simple task.
And finally, to all emos/faggots out there.. You are scumb. The world does hate you. You embarass your family, friends, and yourself. You should die.
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:32 am
your making fun of my lifestyle choice…its not cool..not that a care about cool its just..ah fuck it you posers…
March 3rd, 2009 at 3:00 pm
LMAO!
Boy Out Fall. :’)
I Fall Under The ”Emo” Sterotype Myself, But I Have To Admitt I HATE FOB&MCR. God, Pete Wentz Isn’t Actually Even A Good Bassist. :] x
March 11th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
this shit is so wrong i was emo and notin like dis
March 26th, 2009 at 5:57 am
you people are insulting why cant you humans just leave us alone!! so what if we wana die. screw you you fuckass
March 30th, 2009 at 5:39 am
even if its innacurate it IS pretty damn funny and only an emo would get butthurt at something so trivial, and if you are an emo what are you doing in an anti- emo website?
March 31st, 2009 at 11:42 pm
i laughed when i saw Boy Out Fall
April 9th, 2009 at 1:25 am
HaHa Boy Out Fall , that one was good XD
I even posted these on my homepage.Rofl its funny xD
April 9th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
this entry is a total exaggeration of what an emo really is. it offends me! fuck this website. emos are amazing. I love being emo. its not poser. its the way someone feels about life. >:/
April 9th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
whoever wrote this….GO TO FUCKING HELL AND BURN!!!FUCK YOU!!!!!YOU EVIL WHORE. FUCKIN PREPPY SLUT.
April 14th, 2009 at 7:36 am
can i just say, first of all, comment 63? wtf? i think a saw a ‘eMo’ in there, but really…
Thank you most people for completley missing the point! First, somebody gets offended and says so. They spell one word wrong. If they are emo, haters start tearing them to pieces! If they are anti-emo, emos please stop embaressing me. If somebody wants to start a blog about how much they hate when people spell a word word wrong, by all means, go ahead. But that isn’t what we came here for, now is it?
Ruben: I have dyslexia too. email me at decayedfromthestars@gmail.com
-Pierson C
May 8th, 2009 at 12:18 am
i’m sorry but if you have such a boring life that you have to go on here and complain and make fun of people, you need to get something better to do.
seriously, I don’t find this post funny. it groups people into these stereotypes that aren’t truthful at all. i know people who are so-called “emo” and they aren’t anything like this. they’re actually happy and fun people- none of them self harm. there are actually more “non-emo” people i know that self harm than “emo” kids.
and by the way, criticizing people because of grammar and spelling is just stupid. chill out- it’s not like it really matters. i think some of you should just chill out.
May 9th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
okeyy for one im emo and yess i am affended by this websight and think all the little emo haters should go die a slow and pain ful death because they hav no idea what we go through and they just like to be talkin bull shit but….. all the littel emo kids that look at this websight should just shut up with the negitive coments just like the emo haters because you look up this web sight and you read it so it not completly there falt i mean everyone should just shut up cuz world peace and alowing gay married is okeyy so peace out
May 12th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
ok now this is stupid. serously what is wrong with you? I am emo, and we act nothing like this. sure we can have some problems at times… but we are like everyone else. we are normal people. so fuck you.
May 12th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
p.s: if you would like to reach me, my email is tremblized@yahoo.com
May 12th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
I really have to say that reading this makes me undertstand that when we stand up for something there are and always will be others with no understanding and tons of garbage to spout off about, you don t have to dress a certian way or believe something to be different and the fact you took the time to blog about a group who learned something different to be themselves! maybe you should take some time off and see how you are! To be lucky and strong enough to understand something and practise it! says more as a whole then this Blog!alot of us are not so strong or bold enough to be what we want!
May 17th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
only a VERY small minority of emos actually like mcr and fob… like me and my mates for instance…we’re emos, we listen to slipknot and screamo. and yeah so what if we’re bi? and the borin generic clothes shit. WHO LIKES TO BE THE SAME?? seriously!!! wanna moan at me some more?! flyinmonkeysheep@hotmail.co.uk
May 21st, 2009 at 10:48 am
HEY YOU COMENTATORS IN 66 NUMBER, YOU ARE A HUMAN OR SOFT DRINK?. not funny.
3x I comments this blog and I always say: I kill you . Sorry I dont kill you I am busy to kill other lol people like U. Hey absurd, I tell one times again: please dont make not funny jokes. and dont make jokes about emo AGAIN. Or you will lose your head!
And you dont know fall out boy hah? poor. You know fall boy is the cool emo band. And MCR is the coolest emo band 4ever! You think emo god is like that? You wrong! I am christian! Your god is bare pi drinking vodka.!
Yeahhhhhh Emo is my life!!! And buy a good brain, or fix your brain!!!!
Nick(y) Again-
Die you !!!!!
May 21st, 2009 at 12:44 pm
you fucking ass hole you need to crawl back into the hole you draged your fucking gay ass out of
May 21st, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Isnt the point of these blogs to give ur opinion… or did they post them to get a kick out of the arguements that they cause
personally i think that you should stop being so immature and i know you will think i’m a hypocryte but why do you waste ur time on reading things like this? i have nothing better to do right now coz i’m not allowed to walk after my oparation =/
also i wanted to kill myself about a month ago but my friends helped me through that and not i dont wanna kill myself so much now
i dont class myself as emo but other ppl do cos my wrists are lined with scars and my fringe covers one eye
excuse the bad spelling =P
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:38 am
Boy Fall Out? i think you mean Fall Out Boy! i love Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance, there awesome.but i prefere slipknot, cradle of filth or BMTH….omg oli sykes is soooo cute!!
May 26th, 2009 at 12:27 am
my god this is stupid. fuck this site. blah. I’m emo n I’m proud of what I am. so fuck you and your gay site.
May 28th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
hello all
well this is a surprise
people are actually arguing over this???
well i cant really stop it so im gonna watch
ill admit that i take the middle ground and say that if people want to take the piss out of emos then they can after all i know many emos (me included) that take the piss out of yobs/gangsters so ill just have a calm and collected view.:)
by the way i agree with XxDeadlyRosesxX emos do win
June 5th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
and #17, its stereotypical. learn how to spell.
June 7th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
omfg stop bitching! i agree with XxDeadlyRosesxX, the emos AWALYSE win, always have, always will, so how about we all stop arguing , build a brige and get over it. anybody wanna chat, add me on msn lawren-tee@hotmail.co.uk x
June 7th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
so im a little confused. is the author making fun of My Chemical Romance???
June 8th, 2009 at 4:19 am
Ok what the fuck is wrong with you people nothing is wrong with emo’s i’m labeled as a emo kid its not fun so what ive cut myself once or twice listen to certain bands it doesnt make me a freak
also most emo’s arent anti-christ i go to church Jesus is my best friend
also im a girl and i think dudes that were eyeliner are hot Ex. PETE WENTZ
June 8th, 2009 at 7:25 am
WOw yu sure got time on your hands.
This shet is stoopid.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
its quite funny, that anyone cares to actually make a list like this.
its funnier that the emos care.
so they’re all like i swear im only calling myself emo because i look like one!
heyy go fuck yourself your emo get over it PEOPLE DONT LIKE YOU.
and as for the person who made this.
ha.,
you hell have a busy life?
pffftt.
id like to see a list of things people actually care about, let alone laugh at.
not this ‘go kill yourself, you dark annoying child, go slit your wrists it amuses me because i wear glasses and i date blonde people’
lol.
who the fuck fucking cares
i actual dont even know why im on this website.
right,
scene kids are hot yeah?
like psshhhttt. this is boring like shit.
although it is sad to think some kids got so worked up over this they cut themselves.
whats stranger is the person who made this is probably wanking over it.
o.O
June 14th, 2009 at 5:46 am
emo girls are the hottest imo but any girl on webcam is just sexy
June 20th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Ok.
I don’t want to sound all “Whiny”, but I will remind you that when I send you the fucking death certificates of people that got upset over this, I hope you rot in hell.
AND all of your little mother fucking friends. and by the way, if you take that much time to just write about us, you’re probably just jealous.
And remember, while you are making fun of emo kids, 3 kids will die each second from suicide and self-harm just over low self esteem beccause of you.
June 22nd, 2009 at 8:34 am
yo leave those emo peps alone they did nothin to u
ur makin none emos seem predujudice
and ill b damned
i dont cry
i dont feel pain
so ill fight anyone
oxycodone is the best
and leave the emos alone
or meet me in nyc at trump towers in 2012
u bastard will pay for makin fun of peps
July 1st, 2009 at 5:49 am
this is pathetic.
July 2nd, 2009 at 4:52 am
This whole thing is funny!(mostly the comments) I mean, haven’t you ever teased your friend in a nonmean way? Everyone is taking this way too seriously. And what’s with the whole ‘us’ and ‘them’ thing? No one and everyone is “normal”-everyone here should read ‘Define “Normal”‘ This is the logical, joking way to look at this.:)
July 4th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
y do ppl hav 2 slag emos? ima emo nd i dnt slag al the ppl that rnt emo! so shut the fuck up nd go roll up in a corner nd die 4 al i care…
July 5th, 2009 at 8:42 am
This is funny as all hell, but no one should take this as a true fact. After all, I find this more sarcastic than anything else. I fully support any and all Emo, but I would still write something like this just because I thought it would be funny.
July 8th, 2009 at 4:08 am
you
are
going
to
hell
for
this
im not kidding at all.
July 12th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
whats you obsession with pete wentz?
yeeah admittadly i have seen fall out boy live, but if you want real god music- BFMV, Slipknot, Aveneged sevonfold. personally i like metal better. Im not saying you should. and pete wentz? pfft, Oli sykes more like- he’s BUFF!
Ahahaa, go a night without wimpering down the ohone to your lover? Hahaa dream on! that will not happen, i love craig (’lover’)
emo && Proud!
x
July 14th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
There are no em0 sins, we can do whatevr we want 2. Lmfao, exept becum christian
July 17th, 2009 at 8:25 am
fuck this. this is shit xD
July 28th, 2009 at 12:56 am
wtf? u can’t judge an individual based on something a group does.
none of the stuff you said about “emo” people is true. yes some people are suicidal and yes some people cut themselves but that doesn’t mean they like fall out boy or another band.and them liking fall out boy or another band doesn’t make them suicidal or cut themselves.you no what people who do that need love and help not a bunch of hate filled losers who think that trashing some one is cool. if your ignorant enough to truly believe that “emo” people do that then you are one of them. because “emo” is just a label and it means nothing about anyone to call them it.
July 31st, 2009 at 9:02 am
WoW….. I think the comments are the best part
seriously so what if people have cut themselves a couple hundred times it’s just a way to cope albeit not the smartest way….
I’m “emo” and yes we always win… Especially emo girls
Not all emos cut and not all nonemos don’t in fact I have a major over the top girly-girl friend who cuts
Emo people aren’t always depressed they’re people who aren’t afraid to break away from conformity and popularity and be themselves
I did like that last one about declaring yourself as god though
And also kinda agree with…. What’s the point going to an anti-emo site if you know all it’ll do is piss you off??
Idk is this sounding more pro or con??
I have nothing against the site in fact I got a couple chuckles off that list…. And a lot off the comments I just HATE stereotypes
open your minds people we’re not just one thing or another!!!
August 1st, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Cutesy.
That is, all of the people replying to this.
/me laughs