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50 Sins Against Emo!

The Emo Bucket Forums Are A Refuge For Terrorists

Forget Al-Queda, The Emo Bucket forums are rife with would be terrorists! I’ve had 3 separate death threats from people originating from this training ground of hate over the past week.

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Emo Bucket? More like Vomit Bucket!

Fuck knows what goes on over there! It seriously can’t be healthy. I’m guessing that they have private forums where they teach their brainwashed minions on how to slice a prep’s head off with a razor blade without letting them scream.

Either way Emo Bucket is the worst website on the internetz. Even though this is an anti-Emo website, it is factually accurate and has a frankly glorious design making it perhaps the best blog on the planet.

Emo Bucket will forever be Mecca for brainwashed, conformist Emos out to spread their fascist campaign of hate against the Masses. If you’ve come here from Emo Bucket, you’re not welcome. Please go back to that piece of shit now. You’re unfit to even stare at this blog. Go now. Shoe!

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