Tickle Me Emo - The Depressed Cousin of Elmo
This is brilliant although unfortunately it seems to be missing an attempted suicide facility. Imagine if you were showing grandma this at Christmas and it just blew up. She’d be picking bits of ‘Emo’ out of her face for the rest of her life, which isn’t that long admittedly.
It’s a pity you can’t buy these for real. Dan could do with one to keep him going throughout the night Although that kid’s a pervert so Heaven knows what he’d subject it to. It’d be cool if it shit and pissed itself if it was exposed to too much natural sunlight. That’d make it all the more realistic.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
This is fucking retarded. Who ever came up with this is really stupid.
I’m not Emo but I damn sure know that “Emo†Is not all about that bull shit you put up on here. This site over all is stupid as hell. You really have to be a Fuck head to believe all of this. Obviously the owner of this site has nothing better to do then to talk shit on people they know nothing about. Yes, there are some people out there who cut and have issues and sometimes complain about it way too much. Those people either have mental problems that should be dealt with properly and can seek help; but shit like this doesn’t help them. That’s not real Emo ass holes; that’s called individual problems so get over it; and get a fucking life.
September 30th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
yeah..thats right, someone..
October 1st, 2007 at 4:50 am
It’s called satire, you incompetent jerk-offs!
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:05 pm
haha lol thats great! tickle me emo!
October 16th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
agree with someone
October 19th, 2007 at 1:41 am
Lololol I want one!
October 27th, 2007 at 4:11 am
Fucking awesome!!!!!
I would have one just to laugh at. And agree with!
Always wanted a toy with a fringe like mine =D