How To Make An Emo Kid Laugh
I’ve spent 3 hours trying to find a picture of an Emo laughing on the Internet and this is all that came up. Feckin’ scary isn’t it? I think I might have just crapped my pants. This is the reason why Emos should not smile. It looks wrong because it is wrong. It’s an abomination against God. Besides this - Emos have nothing to be smiling about.
Mission Feckin’ Impossible
There are very few ways to make an Emo laugh. In fact in most cases it’s downright impossible considering they are the one of the most miserable species on the planet. However there are a few things that you can try that might cause them to laugh.
- Throw yourself downstairs in front of an Emo. If you holler enough on the way down the staircase they’ll mock your screams by saying “You’ll never feel the pain that I feel inside!”
- Slice off your entire forearm, attach it to a stick and go to the mall and steal old ladies handbags using it as a prop. Since emos seem to enjoy terrorising people that they perceive to be weaker than themselves they’ll usually burst out laughing. The smile will be wiped off their face when the first old lady turns around and headbutts them in the face.
- Shave off the Emo Kid’s hair whilst they are asleep and write “EGGY EGGY EGG!” on their forehead. Wait until morning and they’ll go to look in the mirror, laugh for a second before realising what’s happened and then lose their mind. Remember Emos don’t have the right to wear their hair how they want to. Exercise your right as a member of the free world and shave their hair off now!
- Fake your own death and force the emo kid to go around and console your grief stricken mother. Since most Emos are totally cynical bastards they’ll enjoy every minute of it. In fact they’ll end up telling your mom about how there is no Heaven and that if there was an afterlife (which there is obviously not) then you’d be in Hell.
- Attempt to light your own farts only ensure that you burn your asshole. The emo kid will laugh at your screams. If this pisses you off, why not hold his nose open with a clothes pin when he’s asleep, force feed him beans and then put a bunsen burner under his asshole. When he wakes up and asks “What’s cooking?” then it’ll be YOUR time to laugh.
- Emos love laughing at pets with amputated limbs that fall over regularly. So if you have a three legged dog like the one below, invite it out to play and the Emo will have hours of fun pushing the dog over. Of course the real fun will only begin when the dog has had enough and bites their ugly face off.
Why an Emo Won’t Laugh
So let’s say that you’ve been trying unsuccessfully for some time to make an Emo laugh. There are many reasons why he will never laugh and you’ll never understand him. At least without the following guide.
- Emos are in constant mental anguish that you and I could never begin to comphrend. If only you were aware of the sheer excruciation Emos have to endure then you’d immediately cancel all of your donations the Third World and offer them instead to Emo charities.
- If an Emo is caught laughing in front of his Scene friends he is immediately disowned by all of his previous buddies. Laughter is an abomination against emo. Giggling is for mainstream conformist losers. You cannot be happy and be Scene. You must pray to Satan every night for the complete annihilation of the human species.
- Emos aren’t sophisticated enough to have a sense of humor. This is because the average Emo I.Q. is only about 75. Yes that’s right. Most emos are less intelligent than Forrest Gump. Emos are aware of how totally mediocre they are and this only fuels their depression. Instead of going to the doctors and asking for help they always self medicate with vodka or moonshine.
According to a recent government survey, this man is 98% more intelligent than 90% of all emos. - Since most Emos are well below the poverty line and live in trailer parks, most of them can’t afford to buy vodka and have to consume their stepdad Skeeter’s moonshine which he made with bird shit and tissue paper.
- Since emo men are hideously ugly and spend most of their time looking in the mirror trying to convince themselves otherwise, they don’t have anything to be merry about.
- Emos are the most sensitive things on earth. They can feel everyones pain. They are like little moping Christs who kill themselves for your sins. Remember emos only kill themselves because they are persecuted by you and your jock friends. So it’s your fault. Yet they feel your pain and ask for nothing but respect in return. And you refuse to accept their gift of salvation.
August 24th, 2008 at 2:19 am
u stupid ass……i might not b emo but the people who r…….do these things cause they’re opened minded peoplewho feel they need some 1 2 love them…….i hav an emo friend and the only reason he’s happy is because i’m willing 1 giv him my friendship not because we laugh at other peoples pity
August 25th, 2008 at 4:14 am
u stupid ass hole!!!!!!! i am freakin emo and i freakin laugh all the freakin time and i luv animals and i feel bad 4 them when the cute 3 legged animals fall over and i help them up!!!!!! u piss me off so bad!!!!!! im gonna go cut myself because i freakin hate you!!!!!! and if i cut to deep and die youll feel the pain i feel!!!! knowing u did this to me!!!!! great! now i got blood on my moms couch!
August 25th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Hi there tara,
You might want to read this following page if you get too much blood on the couch.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080726142043AA5bOEK
August 28th, 2008 at 2:55 am
You Fucktard!!!! Knoking over cute lil three legged animals is not funny neither is shaving someones head you bitch! What the fuck is your problem you messed up asshole! You have absolutely no idea what emo is. Some of the funniest people I know are emo! I’m gonna go cut myself for your idiotcy… (retard!)
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:14 am
that is so offending….
September 6th, 2008 at 2:58 am
LOL. tarah ur a dumb bitch =]
September 8th, 2008 at 10:57 am
try makin me happy
September 9th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
rofl these emos are fucking hypocrites. its like im seeing jesus christ but millions of him! oh btw, emos youre not a ‘non-conformist’ if you look, dress, think, and act the same as every other emo.
September 13th, 2008 at 5:36 am
fuck you
September 15th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
UR A DUMB SOB IM EMO U DONT UNDERSTAND THE WORLD OF EMO, U DONT UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITY OF IT ALL AND HOW IT STARTED, U DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORLD CAME TO BE AND HOW MUCH PAIN HUMANS ENDURE EVRYDAY IN THEIR LIVES, DEATH IS TEMPORARY, THERE IS AFTER LIFE OFCOARSE, BUT FOR THOSE WHO PREFER GO TO HELL, WE EMOS HAVE A BOND U CONFORMISTS CAN NEVER HAVE, WE DONT SETTLE FOR LESS, WE DONT FOLLOW WE LEAD, WE DONT CONFORM WE REFORM, WERE NOT IGNORANT U R FOR THINKING WE ARE, WE LAUGH AT UR IGNORANCE OF LIFE, EVEN THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD WOULDNT UNDERSTAND THE EVOLUTION OF LIFE AND PAIN AND HOW IT ALL ADDS TOGETHER, PAIN IS ALL AROUND, WE SENSE IT ALL THE TIME AND FEEL IT BECAUSE WERE BORN FROM IT, WE HATE THOSE WHO THINK THERE BETTER THAN EVRYONE ELSE, WERE INDUVIDUALS WHO CAN THINK AND ACT HOWEVER WE WANT, NOT EVRY EMO HAS TO BE MELONCHOLY, ALOT ARE HAPPY TO BE EMO, U DONT COMPREHEND THE EMO SO DONT THINK U KNO WUT U CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND CUZ TO UNDERSTAND AND EMO U HAVE TO BE ONE BUT U CANT NEVER BE ONE.
September 16th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
BA! HA! HA! HA!
September 17th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
hahahahaha XDD im kinda emoo. and that was soooo fucking funny,. and the ppl that are bittchin at ya dont under stand ur kidding. if ur not kidding then u suck. but i took it all as a joke. hahahah XD VERY AWESOME
September 18th, 2008 at 3:22 am
LMAO@emosfaces.
=] this is funny, i dont know
if it was meant to be butt i
laughed my ass off!!!!
“moan here” classic
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
fuckyou guys
this is cruel
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:10 am
ur a fucking ignorant dick i very highly doubt anyone would be so fucking slak as to laugh at a poor innocent animal that keeps falling over cos its only got three legs ur such a prick y dont u get a life instead of being slak to other ppl just cos they dont think, act, dress or talk the way u do ur a fucking slak ass dickhead go fuck ur mum
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:50 pm
EmoLuva.
I am a genius. You are an idiot.
Emos are evil and torture animals, geddit? OK? I believe the hedgehogs you have in your microwave need another 15 minutes before they’ve turned completely into charcoal. Get to it.
September 26th, 2008 at 12:50 am
hey wtf? my friend is emo! u dont understand! they can laugh but when they get pissed off oh manno get awaay! but u dk anything about emos! thell CRY is they see a 3 legged dog. my friend has a 3legged cat. it was a stray. she took it in and told me that she was the only 1 who could feel her pain! emos laugh, emos cry. we laugh we cry. there the same as us! in a queer kind of way.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
XD
Lol
As for all you people taking this so seriously, IT’S A JOKE.
Get it, haha?
If you don’t like it, then don’t read it.
Simple as that. >.>
I don’t hate emo children, but i don’t like them that much either.
Well, most anyway.
Some are nice.
but most have inflated ego’s.
Anyway, LOL.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Good on ya! This is awesome and so true.
I dont know whats worse though emos or wannabe emos??
October 14th, 2008 at 9:21 am
hey just wundering why you have to be such a meany and why do you have to constatly mock God example:They are like little moping Christs who kill themselves for your sins. Okay you can have your say about wat you think emo is but wats with the hate to God. LOVE HIM DONT MOCK HIM.
okay and one more thing emo is the best and you writing this bad “story” thing about emo isnt gonna stop people being emo. kinda pointless
and you are probably just realizing now that you have wasted your life on this website
October 14th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
fuck u asshole
October 17th, 2008 at 1:50 am
Of course emos are fucking ignorant, they can’t even spell right. Jesus, look around there’s no emos outside wannabe special, trendy kids. Try to cut deeper next time and stop the charade.
October 20th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
get your FACTS STREAGHT do you think that all we care is waching people suffer..we love to laugh and have fun,thats what makes us human,you critsize us cause were different, we like standing out from the cround it’s just who we are,-and emo just means that you more emotional that most people it dounst mean that you want to kill and wach people suffer all the time,
October 20th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. in my personal group of friends i am known as the person who laughs TO much and you know what i’m emo we are all the same our emotions are just on a deeper lavel then you conformists!!!! i’m am sick of the rude comments the sick names and all the other crap you give us we are all human we laugh (alot) we cry also i am not depressed my emoions are just more heavy then you ppls and i dress like one and another definition of emo is A PERSON WANTING TO STAND OUT !!!!! i am not kiddin’ i am a normal person like you I HAVE FEELINGS!!!!!STOP SAYING STUPID STERIOTIPICAL COMMENTS!!!!
October 23rd, 2008 at 3:31 am
its not a complaint but. its not that hard to make my emo smile and he’s pretty bad. he barly lifts his head up and he has some pretty horrible stuff going on! he has scars all over his bodyand i mean anywhere, where ever u can think their there!! and he’s tried to kill himself so many times.he’s like my life my reason to b alive so making him smile is mine main goal every day =(. but i do it by just staring at him straight in the eyes and smiling @ him so its not as hard as u make it seem. oh and ive been online for hours trying to find a site that isnt against emos and this is the first 1 thats with it!!!!!!
October 29th, 2008 at 1:41 am
come on people. emo is ridiculous. you cut yourself horizontally. obviously if you wanted to die you would cut vertically. you want attention. scars to draw attention to you. sadden other people to bring them to your level. to label a group is to have that group conform to certain standards…. that means you are conformists. you dont change the amount of sadness in the world by being sad. you do it by having fun and being happy. if someone hurts you emotionally, dont cut yourself…. cut them!!!… vertically…
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 pm
anyone want a hug?
November 4th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Wow! This has got a lot of lieing shit in it. I mean, come on. I was in the emo fashion and none of it was true. This place is so fucking retarded and you bitchs/bastards that made this site is so fucked up! I’m totally emo! I know emo when i see it! we emos are just too complex for your tiny minds you assholes! We have a very advanced thinking, that’s why you can’t see the truth! i bet that your fucked up on crack right now! This place is so dead! WTF!!! We are smarter than you assholes!! Your theory on how we work is completely dead!! I mean, pushing over a cripled dog is called bullying, you fucked up retards!! I laugh a lot too!! how about this, we laugh when we see the pain on your faces when we shove our foots up your asses/ass!! You dumb son-of-a-bitches!!!
November 8th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
NO I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO YOUR CRAP COMMENTS ON EMO!!!! you know nothing about us so you make stuff up!!!!!AND WE LOVE ANIMALS THATA STUPID THREE LEGED DOG THING IT MADE ME SAD AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE NEVER CUT IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 10th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
fuck the ppl who hate emo i love the way to make emo laugh oh and kat we are smart but this is the best goddamn website ever
November 10th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
i am so fucked up its not funny the way to make me laugh is to chop one of those preppy bitches up limb by limb then at the fingers soak their hands in rubbing alcahol
November 14th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
oh my gawd im emo!
November 15th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
dude you ar so not funny
like urs emo gurl though very nice, almost classy
November 17th, 2008 at 3:17 am
Noobs. It’s a joke. Take it well.
November 20th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Dude what the hell! We may be Emo but but we are not all that weird and creepy…we dont laugh at injured creatures…we cry for them
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:57 pm
I love how all these little wanna-be-emos are flipping out. Sure, it’s cruel, but even I would crack up at that. What I find even funnier though is all the people commenting on this xD
November 26th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
People need to chill..
Its one little thing about emos.
Big whoop.
I dont have anything against emos but this was pretty funny.
So please dont over react..
November 27th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Haha I love the anti-amo angle!
Check this out on how to “De-Emo,” an emo kid and cure them haha.
http://www.eisheish.co.za/eisheishcozas-5-step-plan-to-de-emo-an-emokid
November 29th, 2008 at 4:09 am
u and ur stupid fucking shit
November 30th, 2008 at 5:23 am
You know, if your going to rant at least spell your words correctly. I geuss all the angst that your feeling is really messing with your IQ; or maybe its all Ecstasy you ingest because your parents never hugged you enough?
Either way, you have awful sentence structure and terrible grammar.
December 7th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
try to make me laugh…… see i thought so u fuckers dont even know how to make us laugh…. fuck all preps joks and all the other ppl that are not fave color black ..!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck life it sucks the most…. hey ppl if u have a myspace add me russiangirl495@hotmail.com or emo_rocker@hotmail.com
December 11th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Ok if this is a joke, then y keep it going. some people dont find this ‘joke’ that funny. its offensive. would u find it funny if someone made a dumb website about how u look dress etc.? well i guess u would cuz ur an unfeeling shithead.
December 18th, 2008 at 11:39 am
pathetic…
December 18th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
yourrrrrrrrrrr so gay i hate emos they shouldnt have rites they should crawl up in a corner so all the chav can batter them n self harm haha lol fuckerrrrrrrrrrz
December 21st, 2008 at 6:00 am
emos should be crucified and stabbed with spears.
December 21st, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Emos has nice haircuts.
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:14 pm
you fuckin bitch… You jus made me get bright red blood all over my key board wat is my mom gonna say… She’ ll put me bac in the mental house if she sees it.. This is all your fault… I think i cut to deep.. Your lucky i jus dont kill my self…. Some day i will blow you up with my telepathic powers…. Then i will laugh… And you will burn in hell for disin god like that….. I dont see why you waste your time when you can be fuckin your self…… God damn it i got blood on my white carpet…. Thats gonna stain… I think i need stiches i cut two inches deep… Shit here comes my mom…. You know thell put me in a patted sell and take away my razor blades and ill die a slow painful death of hysteria…. Cutting is like an adiction…. Once they take your razor blades most people want to die if they dont all ready… Sonner or later us emos will take over the world and we will kill all u anti emo people…. People like you!
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Yeah, of that stuff was kind of mean you know… but some of it was kind of funny. I took it was a joke too, but if you were serious then ur a bitch. (cuz emo guys r fuckin hot.)
other than that tho, it was hillarious.
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:20 am
y dnt all those emo fuken haiters just shut the fuk up n fuk off if u dnt like emos simpply dnt fuken come heren fuken around with people emotions
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:23 am
poopoo u go n rot in hell really n ill be down there waiting for u with me spear how bout that u r named poopoo cause wen u were born u looked n smellt like it well said ur mum to me last nite
December 25th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
oh my fucking god what the hell is wrong with you people emo dosent mean you cut it means EMOTINAL sieisly stop discriminating aginst people they have never done anything thing to you and chances are if your lucky you will meet one person in your entire life that you meet online and there is no reason at all to fight over the god damned internet serisly people get a life
December 26th, 2008 at 5:57 am
I love this. I moan in joy, not sorrow. I used to describe myself as ‘emo’ because I was a very solitary person and enjoyed personal activities like art and video games. It didn’t help that I was suffering from scoliosis and Crohn’s disease (the last which I still have..duhh). But I realize emo is simply…people’s…no, teen’s desire to be different and the tumoultous hormones and the natural feel to rebel.
Sure, your moms broke up. Sorry.
Sure, your cat got nailed by a semi. Sorry.
Sure, your dad had Tourrette’s. Really sorry about that one.
One more thing before I drift off… if ‘emo’ people are so deep-minded (in their own minds) why can they not spell?
’serisly’ Seriously?
Seriously get a life.
December 29th, 2008 at 1:55 am
I think it’s funny that people are replying with “Hey im Emo and I…”
whenever you have to claim to be apart of some social scene,
you’re not.
I get called emo or scene alot,
but i laugh along with them because heyy-
i kinda look like a scene kid.
But i laugh, and not just about an episode of “invader zim” i saw on youtube.
December 30th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
this is some bull crap.i hope you go to hell.
December 31st, 2008 at 10:20 am
oh man, i love this site, not only do you have the hilarious articles, but you also get the hilarious comments from all the whiny little pricks.
January 1st, 2009 at 10:05 pm
I am emo and I thought this was pretty funny. It’s a JOKE, so you people that are bitching about it have no sense. Of course, if you beleive this hilarious idiocy, then you are a complete and total retard. It’s just like a blond joke. Nobody BELEIVES it, and even the blondes may think the jokes are funny. And emo people ARE NOT always miserable. In fact, some of us are downright maddeningly gleeful. You people that hate emos obviously don’t know where it started, the music, and what the whole outlook on the world is. We are open to all ideas, and just have a good sense of feeling other’s pain. Hating an emo is just like hating a black. It’s ridiculous! Also, don’t you dare bring up the lame argument of us being non-comformists because we all dress or act the same. We are not trying to be conformists OR no-comformists, its just like a group of people. You know, like an athletic team or something. We all have something in common, so we form a group that revolves around ideas and a music style. The only part I didn’t roll over laughing about was the three-legged animal. That’s just cruel. We DO NOT take joy in watching other’s pain.
January 5th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
dudeeeeee stop whining everyone… thats so wannabe emo
you people need to stop over reacting its just gay
just forget about whatever they say
by the way
what the fuck is it with all the people talking about getting bloood everywhere
thats so fucking attention seeking
who the fuck wants people to know if they are fucking cuting themselves
your menat to keep it to your self
fucking retards
January 5th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
WTF? The very most offensive thing on this page is the grammer and syntax in lots of the moans…! PErhaps, with the level of ;higher thinking’ and ‘greater intelligence’ that emos are claiming, there should be a teeny weeny bit of proof-reading before pressing the ’submit’ button?!
January 8th, 2009 at 12:53 am
Right, except that emos are rich little bastards.
January 8th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
this is such bullshit. I’m not ‘emo’, because I beilieve labels are for soup, not people. But still, I have friends who are ‘emo’ and they are quite nice. Obviously, you have no experiance and you are probley just beilieving every little damn thing that fucking wikipedia tells you. Get some experiance, and then come back to me.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Mk… One word… people who claim to be emo are posers. You do not label yourself as emo, becasue it is stupid, only another person who may not like you, example: a prep, may label you as emo…
You people are reeeaaaaally sad… I mean really? You’re seriously cutting yourself because someone posted a joke? You ish dumb and overly dramatic…
Yeah, I have some “emo” friends, buts thats because their lives are crap, yes, crap. I’m not saying emos are gay or anything, but sometimes they can be extremley annoying. I have no problem with ppl emailing me over this btw, so feel free…
January 11th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
In Sweden, we have one word for ppl like you: rasists. This is completely rasist and I’m surprised the site isn’t shut down yet. Oh, and by the way, I’m emo and I have an I.Q. of 123. Best that.
Thank you.
January 17th, 2009 at 1:41 am
that was awesome except i hated the dog missing a leg that was sad
January 17th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
hahaha, wow, emos think they’re so much different and intellectual than everyone else. being emo doesnt mean you know everything thats going on in this world and you definatly dont know whats gonna happen when you die. emos dont know half the shit that they talk about, they google it and put it the words together in a way that only sounds like it makes sense. and thats not racist, you didnt even spell racist right! ooh, and i have the i.q. of 128! big freakin whoop! half of you retards claim to be emo. just stop seriously. yer pathetic. just because you wear eyeliner, tight pants, and band tee doesnt make you emo. because half yer problems are make-believe.
the only reason people dont understand you is because you dont even understand the shit you make up in yer head.
January 17th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
ok seriously! what kind of sick person wud honestly think that this wud make sumone laugh?! it’s so not funny. it’s kinda pathetic– that poor dog without a leg…i wanted to cry! just because emo ppl look odd…doesnt mean we all are! i have never cut-EVER! so shove that up your ass!
January 18th, 2009 at 2:01 am
You’re an asshole.
January 25th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Emo are cool
Fuck you
January 29th, 2009 at 11:02 am
How arragent and rude of you You know what i really hate snubby pricks like you who think they can just bag emos well guess what you probably bag emos because ur TOO FIGIN UGLY UR SELF TOO BE ONE SO STOP TAKING YOUR PROBLEMS OUT ON EMOS!!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE IVE RECENTLY GOTTEN TO BE EMO SO ILL TAKE NON OF UR JACKASS INSULTS YOU STUPID CUNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET BASHED UP BYE EMOS BECAUSE THEN THEYLL PROBABLY LAUGH!! MUHAHAH OH NOT THAT EMOS DONT LAGH BECAUSE THEY DO AND THEIR SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET UNLIKE YOURSELF!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:29 pm
omg yall are asses fuckin bitches
February 4th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Thats is fuvking meen im emo and i dont think iw opuld laugh at much of that stuff u r fucking horrid
February 8th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
fuck u bitch a r a fucking ass hole i only cut my self cauz i have prombels and iam trying 2 stop and da threed leg is sad
February 9th, 2009 at 12:02 am
wtf is wrong with u??? my boyfriend is emo he doesn’t laugh at helpless animals, he even laughs at things like everyone else and emo guys arn’t ugly just so u know. if this was suposed 2 be a joke it’s not funny. get a real life.
February 10th, 2009 at 2:35 am
i cut a smiley face in my arm and my emo frend laught her self to death.
February 14th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
you’re an arse hole. im emo but i laugh alot, but the only thing in that list that i would laugh at is YOU personaly trowing yourself down a staircase. p.s. your a cunt
February 15th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
ok fucker, u dont even know the meaning of being emo. dont say shit u cant understand and laughing at helpless animals is fucking wrong. y the fuck would u think we do that? just because we are diffrent doesnt mean u treat us like that and think were shit that we arent. u seem like some fucking prep trying to make us look like something no one wants to be. thats bullshit
February 16th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
What the heck? You can’t have an odd IQ? What do you base everything on? “Emo” people are just regular people, the only WEIRD people are the people who call them emo! I don’t like when people judge other people, like call them “emo”. I’m not saying “emo” people don’t, I’m just saying why are you judging them?
February 17th, 2009 at 8:08 am
u emos just dont get it, do you?!?! ITS AN F-N JOKE!!!!!!!! IT WAS MADE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH! YOU KNOW? HA HA? U TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY! AND IF YOU SAY IT ISNT FUNNY ITS JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE A GOOD ENOUGH SENSE OF HUMOR TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF. YOU KNOW THAT SOME EMOS ARE LIKE THIS AND YOU JUST DONT WANT TO ADMIT THAT ITS AT THE LEAST A LITTLE FUNNY BECAUSE SOME OF YOU ARE SORT OF STUCK=UP! only some though. i agree that emos arent ugly and that the dog thing wasnt funny but still, sum of u emos are overreacting!
i also dont see how the HELL this is racist-its not like only one race does it. damn. and yes most emo people are nice and laugh a lot but THIS IS A JOKE PEOPLE! and how does cutting yourselves make this person stop writin this stuff? she’ll probly just laugh.
February 17th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
god this whole website is absolute crap, everybody is so prejudice about emo’s, emo’s arent like a race of people they dont do any of the above, yet you talk about it as if they do it as part of a religion. its so unbelivably stupid,that comment above about the three legged dog i think its just sick, and those who define themselves as emo im sure would agree that whoever made this page has too much spare time and not enough friends.
February 18th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
oh my fuck! i cant believe what i just read! what a load of bullshit! the guyw who wrote that stuf about emos is the one whos looking like a fool! ahahahahaha oh u ordinary people suck! by the way…emo’s are emotional and maybe overly gentle…meaning? they wouldnt hurt a fly you piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 19th, 2009 at 7:04 am
That was so offending but so hilarious XD I love how you make fun of those people that put on the hair and the eyeliner and pretend they’re emo. True emos aren’t like that though
February 19th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
“hahaha, wow, emos think they're so much different and intellectual than everyone else. being emo doesnt mean you know everything thats going on in this world and you definatly dont know whats gonna happen when you die. emos dont know half the shit that they talk about, they google it and put it the words together in a way that only sounds like it makes sense. and thats not racist, you didnt even spell racist right! ooh, and i have the i.q. of 128! big freakin whoop! half of you retards claim to be emo. just stop seriously. yer pathetic. just because you wear eyeliner, tight pants, and band tee doesnt make you emo. because half yer problems are make-believe.
the only reason people dont understand you is because you dont even understand the shit you make up in yer head.”
If your IQ is so fucking high, why didn’t you ever learn to use capital letters? Basic english skills, dick head.
February 21st, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Lol . Bigotry at it’s finest.
February 22nd, 2009 at 3:37 am
okay wat the fuck im an emo and im proad of it sure we feel others pain were so sensitive and i laf all the time but the shit u said there thats totall bullshit. we hide our feelings well some of us emos do and it hurts even more it meens soooo fuckin much to us wen somone say i love u to us we forget all the pain and focus on that for the moment and those three words could save our life…i noe from personal expeirieence and wen my bestfrend said that to me i almost cried of joy i had never been that happy before
February 22nd, 2009 at 7:34 am
Response to the first comment.. is he your friend with benefits? For a second there I thought you were going to say:
“He is only happy because I am willing to give him blowjobs”
February 24th, 2009 at 12:31 am
emo ppl laugh to. they are just like anyone else.
btw you make me fucking sick.
February 24th, 2009 at 3:07 am
uhm…….abomanation to GOD????
how the fuck DARE YOU mention GOD’s name when u are calling is creations an abbomanation?
emo kids are just that…….kids…….who are sensitive…..and plus they ave ALL the right to laugh ,smile and do whatever they want.god LOVES ALL of them no matter what.
even tho tey hate him he loves them…….plus……rlly…….u dotn deserve to mention gods name EVER again……seriusly do us all a favor and stfu…..
February 24th, 2009 at 4:40 am
As you might now know, i an also open minded, but this is bull. every emo i know is more in touch with their emotions, which INCLUDES JOY! we may look depressed, but it’s kinda the style at times. we laugh based on PERSONAL taste, each person is different. and also, who doesn’t laugh at the pain of others? it’s so golden cuz it’s not you being beaten by a mentally retarded midget on a unicycle wielding an inflaitable hammer. imagine that
February 24th, 2009 at 6:53 am
Okay first off, this literally made me cry. How could someone be so cruel to post awful stuff like that about kids who have been through more than you can imagine? When i was probably 13-14 both my parents committed suicide and i had to live with my older brother who was probably only 17 at the time. It was extremely depressing and i started cutting myself because there was no way out of the pain. Emo isnt a joke and nobody should make fun of them because you have no idea what they have gone through. Everyone that does needs to get a grip on reality and open your eyes cause seriously its not funny. All you people out there who think that emo is just a fashion statement need to understand that your not emo if you wear a certain type of clothing or wear your hair a certain way. Emo is just a way of expressing yourself that nobody really understands but you. its kind of a therapy to express everything thats happened creatively and openly. its just sick and wrong to make fun of someone who has gone through so much pain they actually have considered taking their own life because of it. have a little sympathy please
February 24th, 2009 at 7:09 am
^^ alliy has an extremely good point about emo being a way to express yourself. I think emos have a more complex way of thinking. We have formed our own society so broken by pain we dont care what others think anymore. So many emos are more outgoing, laugh a ton more, and truly are happier than the rest of the world because we simply understand who we really are and stand out from everyone else. We have learned to accept that you cant change the world when something goes wrong, all you can do is take the pain out of it and live by it. Emos are so sensitive and gentle because they are the only ones who truly understand what pain is and how everyone feels. We kind of have a secret power really, the ability to understand what others go through when theyre in pain and purely feel for them
February 24th, 2009 at 11:57 am
I love how people are taking this serious.. lol
February 25th, 2009 at 12:41 am
LOLOLOL
February 27th, 2009 at 3:04 am
FUCK YOU!!
February 28th, 2009 at 4:17 am
hey tara you just stereo-typed yourself and ALL frickin emo’s by saying im gonna go cut myself! all th people whoever frickin say there gonna cut themselves are just giving these ignorants something 2 make fun of u fr are u not realizing ur giving all us “happy” emo’s a bad frickin name so my conclusion is quit saying that ur gonna go cut urself and start saying things like i’m gonna go draw a fictional character of me killing all frickin preps and/or jocks [ur pick]!!!!!!!!! seriously i no u hav pain but that dosen’t mean u need to give urself scars fr it just draw or do something u like [i don't really give a frick wat u do] gawd i’m just going 2 stop this becuz i could go on forever!
February 28th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
You FUCKERS.
I hope you burn in hell.
No, I hope you are kicked out of hell and a new afterlife is made just for you.
Emos are normal people just like you we just like different music and clothes. We DON’T all cut ourselves, we’re NOT all gay or bi, we laugh behind your backs. We deserve to be treated as normal people so fuck you sick bastards
Why don’t YOU kill yourself? How do YOU like it?
March 6th, 2009 at 1:57 am
You mother fucking ass hole you don’t even know what emo is so why even talk shit? seriously I am emo and I so don’t laugh at doggies that only have 3 foots, thats sad. And if emos laugh who cares! everyone in the world laughs!
Fucking demented ass holed fucking basterd
March 6th, 2009 at 1:58 am
Are you totally mental! I’m emo and I fucking cried when I saw the poor little dog with three legs. Dude, thats really retarded. You dont know a shit about emos, fuck you bitch! And I laugh because it’s human, you bastard! I’d rather jump off a building than ever read this stupid crap ever again!
March 6th, 2009 at 3:28 am
BITCHES IM A BLACK/WHITE EMO AND I LAUGH EVERYDAY 2 BE EMO YOU DONT ALWAYS HAVE 2 BE DEPRESSED AND SAD ALL THE TIME. U DINT UNDERSTAND HOW IT FEELS 3 B EMO NOR DO YOU REALLY KNOW WAT AN EMO IS, YALL FUCKING MAKE ME MAD AND SAD AND JUST UNHAPPY FUCK YALL
March 7th, 2009 at 1:18 am
You stupid fuckin moron Nobody even tries to relate to emos but if they did they would find emos r the fuckin sexiest beasts alive Emos r so damn sexy and so damn hot and those who hate them can fuckin burn in hell. i am Satan and i will fuckin burn their tits or cock off Burn in hell you loser long live emos
March 7th, 2009 at 1:21 am
Burn in hell
March 7th, 2009 at 1:22 am
You make me sick
March 7th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Lots of people can cut themselves even the jocks and preps ive seen one do it so shut up! Quit being so steriotypical u little piece of shit!
March 9th, 2009 at 3:50 am
Jeremiah, great comments man. so true.
wait, i need a bigger smile for the guy who made the best comment here ^_^ =D biggest i have, rofl. you rock. still HATE this site, just love commenting =P
March 9th, 2009 at 4:13 am
Seriously… That was one of the funniest things about emo’s I’ve ever read. I’m emo >.> so I know it’s not true… But still O.o I feel like crap and this gave a good laugh
thanks.
March 10th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
all of us have some emo inside you ugly fukk stikk
March 10th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
but if its just a joke, its pretty damn funny.
March 15th, 2009 at 12:45 am
You Ass! Im Emo And Ur Completely Wrong, I Self HArm Because I Want To Make The Other Pain Go Away
March 16th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
oh my.. theres alot of people complaining here.
aand.. dats all :] adios
i just wanna say one thing. and please dont bite my head of.
this story or whatever it is, is really fake, it dosent even say one true fact. or it might have, but i may have missed it. i didnt read it all xD haha ima slacker.. mymy. really, dont classify yourself in groups. you are who you are
March 18th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
CRAP CRAP CRAP DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS CRAP!!!!!!!!
March 19th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
… ha
i wont say much .. but sry ur n idiot ive neva seen in my ” emo lyf “.. nd actually i need u to Rite deze stupid thingz infact dey made me laugh ..dey r de nly thing wich made me laugh .. InfaCt .
felt gud though .. nearly frgot wt laughin iz .. Itz been over an year nw
March 22nd, 2009 at 12:43 am
I love your site, by the way, so I couldn’t help commenting on all the Emo’s posting their abject hatred here.
One. Get a little education sweeties. People take you a little more seriously if you can actually write legibly. All the “u r so means!1!!!111″ Only proves the stereo type of you being a bunch of whiny ignorant nutjobs.
Two. Lithium. Get Some.
Three. There is several psychological disorders that fit the whole, “I am so emotional, I have to cut myself” Cutting yourself is stupid, because you could have sex and get the same chemical stimulant response to relieve ‘the pain’. However, wearing your little sister’s jeans and stealing your mom’s eyeliner is not a symptom of these mental illnesses. Only bad fashion choices.
Four. You are not a unique and special snowflake.
Five. The Goth’s of the 80’s were doing some of the very same things, but they admitted they did it because they were angry with their parents who didn’t understand them. Twenty years later, they spawned you. Surprise!
So, to finish, with great amusement and adoration, I leave you with…
Suck it up, Princess.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:14 pm
You fucktard. whe laugh quiet enough thank you. and we dont need your help. So you go run off to hell, and if you cant do that crawl back up your mothers ass.
April 4th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Holy Jesus Mary! There’s a lot of comments….
Anyways, emos aren’t really mean. Emos are more “cry,cry,cry,moan,moan,moan”.
Oh, and by the way, I am a unique and special snowflake!
April 8th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
wtf no!!!
April 8th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
ALRITE FIRST OF ALL EMO’s are the shit!!! i dont harm myself anymore but i still think about it i dunno…(i’m weird) like i still hate my life and everything but thats why there’s drugs and drinks wink,wink lol so what i dont care what other people think about me i’m who i am and thats it….fuck the world!!!!
April 9th, 2009 at 12:57 am
Are u dumb or what?!Emo is a freaking Musikstyle u ass,it dosent have anything to do with those bunch of stuff u said >…<!!!!!!!!!!
April 9th, 2009 at 7:25 am
You guys are soo stterotyped why do you have to lable people
April 10th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
youre pathetic
April 14th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Alliy, You are the rightest person on here. I counted, and out of 115 comments including this one, 20 people are anti-emo. A few are just somewhere in between, and that means that ninety people are emo or pro-emo. We emos are strong, even if we’re emotionally unstable.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:27 pm
I lmfao’d! Good work, lol, emo is dead!!! Damn rats, prep is the way to go.
May 9th, 2009 at 2:57 am
wow, you’re really something aren’t you? doesn it make you feel all warm and gooey inside to make fun of people who are different than you? go fuck yourself.
May 9th, 2009 at 3:45 am
seriously??? Emos tend to be a bit nicer than most and I don’t know 1 that would laugh at that poor dog. If they do they are extremly childish.
May 12th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Commence moaning:
I love how spot-on you were with the statement that Forrest Gump is 98% more intelligent than 90% of emos.
I mean, I saw how that could be offensive until I read the first ten or so comments. After translating to English what those emo kids said, I feel an urge to dissolve into a state of nerdrage and scream “LRN2SPEEL” relentlessly.
I can’t quite remember why I decided to comment here. I think I was going to make a speech on how wrong you were until I was proven otherwise. Either way, I’m “emo”, so to put it, and I found enough humour in this not to go apeshit.
Nice article, regardless of whether it was entirely satirical or whether this is your actual opinion. Only thing that got to me was “You must pray to Satan every night for the complete annihilation of the human species”, y’know, what with me being strongly Christian and all.
May 12th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
UR seriously Fucked Up Im EMO and i love animals!!! U need 2 Shut the FUCK UP and btw I get good grades when i want 2 truth is i just dont give a Shit IL admit some of ur pathetic beliefs of EMO is Fucking HILARIOUS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! but seriously STOP judging EMOS cuz U DONT UNDERSTAND and most likely NEVER will!!!!!
May 13th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
the story was pretty funny, but what’s *really* funny is listening to people hurling abuse at you. In particular, telling us how they’re going to cut themselves, or how its your fault they got blood splattered everywhere from it. XD
nothing against emos…i’m just a sucker for irony. ^^
May 13th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
hey-um what exactly was that about how emos are “stupid”? do any of you so-called “geniuses” know what
didn’t think so. and as for us not knowing how to spell- it’s the Internet- geniuses- don’t you abrieviate things in your fancy texting? there- I think that’s pretty much settled… For now……………..
the word “obsequious” means? hmm anyone?
May 19th, 2009 at 12:53 am
you are so fucked up and fuck emo haters*emo forever hoezz*
May 20th, 2009 at 2:18 am
I dunno. I don’t know why I’m even replying to this. I don’t know anything about Emo, nor do I care…
My random web surfing has brought me here. And I just felt like typing something.
1. Emo. Cliche.
2. Emo’s getting super offended by this. Hilarious. Because its predictable.
3. The guy who wrote this…
Is laughing his ass off right now. And so am I.
4. To the Emo’ out there reading this. Relax. Life sucks. Your not the only one who sees that. Relax. Take a deep fucking breath, and relax. Chill out. And then relax some more.
5. To the non Emo reading this. Relax. Let them do what they do, as they will let you do what you do. Simply relax.
6. And this is going to be the hardest thing for any of you to understand… Youll read this, and most likely you will get nothing from it, nor will you even understand what I’m saying untill your much much older… Are you ready? Listen to me now… Carfull, just focus and read these words very carfully…
Life…
is not…
that bad.
May 20th, 2009 at 3:58 am
so let’s analyze this for a moment…
1) people go through shit. all kinds (jocks, socialites, cheerleaders, bell ringers, whatever)
2) people get over shit in different ways:
a: professional therapists.
b: passive-aggressives will hold it in until one day when they shoot all their co-workers
“note; there is a difference between one who is a sociopath (such as in 2b)and one who is born normally without any chemical imbalances.”
c: People will seek sympathy from others to make their pain go away.
a: One example of this would be a hypochondriac (in case those of you who haven’t taken a formal English class and don’t know what this is, a hypochondriac is one who truly believes they are sick all the time) and will often seek attention from others to relieve their symptoms.
b: A friend once told me “wouldn’t it be kind of cool to have a cast and pretend you had a broken arm?” This got me thinking a while… Why would someone really want that? *AH!* because one would receive much attention from otherwise non-attentive people (ex. aww, sally! what happened to your arm? are you ok??)
Just to let you know, this is the cheap way to get attention.
Here’s an e-hug for all those who really are going through tough shit out there… I’m sorry. I may not be able to fully sympathize, but I am putting this out there.
I also want you to know, there is someone out there experiencing pain much much deeper than you can imagine? All those starving children you see on tv? Yes, even kids probably in your own city. At least the scene kids have enough money to shop at Hot Topic to buy killer-expensive clothing. How about next time you cry when you see a dying child on your tv, donate all the money you spend on straightening irons, makeup, black tight pants, and skate shoes to a fund? Or, when you feel like you’re too sad to do anything because your town is so dreadfully boring, go volunteer at the Red Cross or Salvation army. Or instead of cutting yourself and wasting precious blood that can help others, donate that to Life Share Blood Centers to save someone’s life.
Now back to my rant:
It is in our very most human nature to be loved. We literally cannot survive without being loved. I understand that It’s better to have friends in a group that you can identify with? But why must you bring SO much drama with this emo/scene trend? I mean, you say that being “emo” is on a higher level than everyone else, but this is the same trend that has been going on for hundreds of years. Take Edgar Allen Poe for example, I’m sure he was what we would call “emo” or “goth.” When you take a giant step back, look at your life from NO point of view, does any of this matter?
In conclusion, I would like to say that I myself do not consider to be apart of any group except what’s normal. I do want to say that I can still do extraordinary things. I am an artist, a lover of many things, and still very unique. I want you to do something to get an idea of how ridiculous this is… go to google images and type in “emo.” Now every picture that comes up will look exactly like every stereotype. When you type in the words “unique people,” it will be pretty hard to find two people alike.
Be yourself. Not a fad.
May 21st, 2009 at 10:23 am
Hey tara my name is Kyle and Im agree to u. U great to coment this absurd and stupid people. I proud to be an emo boy, I proud to hate my family, and I proud to hate this Fuckin people.
Hey you! WHY YOU WRITE THESE NOT FUNNY JOKES. ANYWAY EMO IS ONE!!!! YEAHHHHH!!!!!!! I AM CUTE EMO BOY!!!!!!!! HATE U, WHY YOU NOT DIE OR MAKING OUT WITH PIG, OR DOG!!!!!! ANTI EMO LOL , FUCK, AND SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE U!!!! DONT LIFE AGAIN!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU WITH SHOTGUNS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
waw mad to you is funny, bye fucking ass hole!!!!!!!
-KYLE#
Die you!!!!!
May 21st, 2009 at 10:24 am
sorry nick, I use ur email!
Bye!
May 21st, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Hahahahaha..people dont be hatin!.make love not war!.everyone is intitled to his or her own opnion..some people hate emo’s some love them!..if you are emo get use to the fact that people are going to judge you…if you’re not emo dont judge an emo..you never know they main reason why this person is an emo….well yea im out..peace out!
May 21st, 2009 at 9:37 pm
these stupid fuckers are pathetic
i go out with a emo lass and she is lovely
u sad twats need 2 get a life they r still human
May 22nd, 2009 at 7:54 am
LOL,
OMG
IM MO
BUT THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY
WHO EVER MAD ETHIS IS FUNNY
OH AND THIS IS TO ALL THE PPL WHO TOOK IT SERIOUSLY…
PEOPLE JOK ABOUT THIS STUFF, YOU GOTTA GET OVR IT, ITS FUNNY!!!!
May 22nd, 2009 at 7:55 am
IM NOT MO! I WAS MANT TO TYPE EMO
May 23rd, 2009 at 5:26 am
D:
I try and avoid laughing. My face looks like a duck when I laugh. A very ugly duck.
May 23rd, 2009 at 6:10 am
WTF?! how is that dog funny.. u sick sick sicko!!!!!! u should pity that poor dog… wut the hell… wuts in ur heart? dead bugs?!
May 24th, 2009 at 9:30 am
what is wrong with you? we are smart and being emo and scene are TOTALLY different things u ass and the dog thing is just sick thats harsh
May 25th, 2009 at 4:12 am
dude seriously get a life
May 25th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
hey ass. guess wat. emos do laugh~!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! there. HA
May 27th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
this is so not true coz emos do laugh n this so not funny so stop makin fun of them coz its not fare n just fuck off !!!
May 28th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I can’t really say this is funny =/ I just thought it was really immature and childish. I’m not an emo person. I laugh and I cry when I want even though my life hasn’t been a walk through the park. I really hate it when people start to laugh at emo people because some of them actually do feel some pain only a few people will ever have to feel. And some did not choose to be that way. For all those commiting to this life style volunteerily they truely are idiots but those who were born into a depression should be helped instead of mocked. Must make you feel like a tough person making fun of people you don’t even know.
Honestly I’ll grant you your pleasure but do me a favor and rethink what you did once you are a grown up. You’ll realize even you have been horribly cruel to strangers. The world would be a better place if everyone wouldn’t be so damn egocentric. So to everyone, including me, I can only advice to look at yourself before judging others.
May 29th, 2009 at 12:58 am
WTF?<<<IT SAYS MOAN HERE???…and laughing is and EMOtion!…and emo’s r known for being emotional!…we all laff…you laff at dogs wif only 3 footsies…we laff at u for…well i rlly don’t need a reason now do i?
May 30th, 2009 at 6:46 am
hey evylyn or however you spell your name you are obviously a cutn who has no understanding of why we are emo its beczuse of people liek you who make us look like freaks and make us out castes so go fuck yoursel fyou stupid cunt
May 31st, 2009 at 1:01 am
Oh Em Gee. This is really, very supar funny.
emoish_karlos Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
“UR A DUMB SOB IM EMO U DONT UNDERSTAND THE WORLD OF EMO, U DONT UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITY OF IT ALL AND HOW IT STARTED, U DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORLD CAME TO BE AND HOW MUCH PAIN HUMANS ENDURE EVRYDAY IN THEIR LIVES, DEATH IS TEMPORARY, THERE IS AFTER LIFE OFCOARSE, BUT FOR THOSE WHO PREFER GO TO HELL, WE EMOS HAVE A BOND U CONFORMISTS CAN NEVER HAVE.[...]”
Emo is a music genre started in the 80s. So no. You don’t understand the complexity of emo and how it started. Get a life you dumbfuck and quite being such a fucking martyr when everyone can see you’re just a whiny fucking child who wants some fucking emo-loving attention.
By the way. You’re not emo, you’re fucking scene.
x3 AmphetamineAsphyxxation
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:53 am
emos, apparently, have the amazing ability of empathy. I say BULLY to that, sirrah! If all the emo-trolls on this site could really understand the feelings of another human being, they wouldn’t be so angry with everybody who likes the site because they’d understand why it’s awesome.
So maybe emo kids are just more “in touch” with their emotions. I mean to say, they happen to be so self-centered they can’t comprehend anything beyond their dumb emo glasses (which have apparently gone out of style in recent times).
In closing, emo is a stylistic choice for kids who act the same to act differently than other kids who act the same.
June 4th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
u shuddup!!!! iam an emo and i laugh all the time, and i also love animals and feel their pain!
June 7th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
ok were to start..this is why i believe the first amendment should have been a lil more specific..like no assholes have the right to make fun of ppl becuz of how they dress. where does it say that we have to dress like you. just because someone likes black or doesnt smile shouldnt mean we should trash them on some immature web site that should be shut down. this i sthe problem with america. we came here to be free but now we have to be the same so we dont get ridacued by ppl who think they are better then anyone else. i believe the reason you trash us is because ur self consicious an if u dont make fun of someone then it will be u we make fun of.im sory u feel this way. plz email me if u would like to continue this chat. i am not gonna flip on u if u do. i would like to come at this in a positive, realistic way….thankyou..orangy_gal@hotmail.com or sharky_stinson@yahoo.com
June 8th, 2009 at 6:40 am
This shet is so stupid.
Who ever wrote this needs a life.
And really are you that stupid to be on the internet so long lookin for a very dumb picture.
You really need a life stupid dumb fuck.
Ugh people like you is why the world is so fucked up!!!
June 9th, 2009 at 6:06 am
add me on myspace crazy2jzgte@yahoo.com
June 10th, 2009 at 3:20 am
me again….i read ur home page an there r alot of web sites all towards emo’s an u hav ur right to state ur mind. but this is goin at the wrong way. if u dont like emos, tats fine. but u should have actual cause not just cuz they were the first person tat came to ur mind tat would b fun to fuck wit. so at least take this into consideration. im not here to trash u im just sayin tat we dont appreciate u not havin probable cause to hate us….an again im sry u feel this bad about ur self tat u must hurt those already in pain..how can tat make u feel better? orangy_gal@hotmail.com or sharky_stinson@yahoo.com plz i would like to further this convo in a polite manner
June 11th, 2009 at 7:57 am
this is gunna cause world war 3. Emos vs The World
ofc us Emos will win id also like to point out that Emo is spelt with a capital
June 11th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
i’m emo
you’re such an asshole
you’re so stupid
you don’t even understand us
hey i laugh too in fact
i laugh all the time
we can feel pain
and there is life after death
and we are not ugly you stupid
June 11th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
are you emo? if not why is it any of your business?
June 14th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
?
June 14th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
What would be an achievement for me is to try and see if i can make an EVEN BIGGER moan about the article than nearly every single post that does, lol.
aah emo’s are funny wee things, :).
Try not to take it too seriously? its just a bit of fun,
hahahahaha these other posts are funny as fuck, lol.
I love it when emo’s get to serious,:) **sigh**.
June 15th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
i think every human can feel pain
but emo cunts have too many receptors
kill them all hahahhaa
June 17th, 2009 at 8:17 am
emo’s r fucking shit n e thing claimed to be emo was stolen from another sub culture a real one at tht not this piss weak faggot shit all theyve done is ripped off punk goth and metal their the biggest most insignificant pieces of scum on this earth
June 19th, 2009 at 4:19 am
umm well im emo..and i laff..nd i dont laff @ animal cruelty cause thats just sick u fucking bastard
June 20th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Erm…..Yeah. That’s all I have to say.
I’m Emo.
I smile and laugh all the time….Lemme ask you this people, Why do you put us Emo’s down? Do you think it’s funny? Do you think we’ll just go die? No. We won’t. So anybody who has anything against Emo’s….Just, shut the fuck up. For once. Please. Your not accomplishing anything, putting us down.
June 21st, 2009 at 10:25 am
i bet you’re just a fat nerd with no life that lives in mommy’s basement.
June 22nd, 2009 at 6:18 pm
don’t diss the emos
June 22nd, 2009 at 6:19 pm
don’t diss the emos
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:47 pm
You’r fuckin sick. I will fuck you someday whit my Emo as
June 25th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
you f*****g retard
i love animals, and none of this would make me laugh
but cry
go suck huevos
dont diss the emos
June 26th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Ok… I’m emo and my I.Q. is 151… which is way above average… and i laugh a lot…
June 27th, 2009 at 10:03 am
WTF? WHY THE HELL WOULD SOMONE JOKE ABOUT EMOS? What they do is what they do. You bastards who think this is funny can go fuck yourselves. You piss me off.
June 27th, 2009 at 10:27 am
u asses who think that the fuckin shit they posted here bout emos is funny can burn in hell forever cause you don’t know what we’ve sufferd thru. pushing over three legged animal then laughing at them? come on, what kind of low lifes do u take us for? well guess what. it’s u people who r low lifes
June 29th, 2009 at 6:10 am
You are a fucking bitch and need to go fuck a tree!!!now that i would find funny! emo’s are more loving than you dush bags out there! all of my emo friends laugh at jokes like…Lil’ Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horses’ legs, rump and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Pop,
why are you doing that?”
“Because I’m buying horses. I have to make sure they are healthy, and
in good shape before I buy.”
Johnny looked worried, “Then I think we’d better hurry home right
away.”
“Why?”, said his father.
“Because the UPS man stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy
mom!”
You are just an asshole that needs to get a fucking life!
July 1st, 2009 at 5:34 am
you stupid fuck……
July 2nd, 2009 at 9:59 am
AHHAAHAHAHAHHH
…*ehem* its just a joke:D
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:14 pm
this is gay. im emo, and this is just plain stupid. u dont understand what we are going through.
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:21 pm
you gaytard. you little ******. go fall in a dark pit and DIE. but starve first before you die and then DIE
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:58 am
u fuckin fag u dont understand anything about being emo, being emo is a way of expresion a way of communication w/ out d pain from others. Emos always laught even doe people dont think of dem laughing, they r actually preattty nice n fun 2 b around so shut d fuk up n go get a life, u fag n stop making fun of others when ur d real joke
July 3rd, 2009 at 3:23 pm
emos r cool and the guys that say emos suck well u suck r u a reatard. i luv emos! the guy that worte this sucks cuz its not true what he said i have seen emos laught..
July 3rd, 2009 at 4:39 pm
dude….serious? fuck you you fuck tard…im goin to cut my self and if i die its on your hands fucker
July 3rd, 2009 at 5:38 pm
wanker.
stop moaning, no one cares about ur idiotic opinion
July 6th, 2009 at 9:51 am
stupid fucker im an emo and i can tell you that all we want is people to leave us the fuck alone we laugh but its a fake the cutting we do just tells us we are alive and straighten our focus if your not emo then you have no fucking idea how hard life is when people say awwww your cute….then dont mean anything about it yes we would want some happiness in our lives no we are not satanists ost of us pray to god to get us out of here and to take care of our loved ones…..we hardly drink …your sick twisted and shoved against a normal group who are open minded smart and sensitive so leave us the fuck alone…..we delight in pleasent things such as animals only the worst people go after poor disabled animals….
July 7th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Stop complaining and let us all play World of Warcraft and enjoy ourselves. Instead of spending all that money on various razors and cleaning equipment( for the blood ) just play World Of Warcraft! It costs about $15 a month… and if you still have money left over after buying a ten year subscription, go buy illegal World Of Warcraft gold.
July 7th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Funny if your a small minded fagot.
Enjoy your life!
July 8th, 2009 at 5:24 am
Yeah I don’t get the whole “emos are below the poverty line” thing. Aren’t most of them spoiled middle/upper class kids? Also, with the alcohol references, aren’t most of those fags straight edge?
Making fun of people is always great, but it’s even better when it’s accurate broham
July 8th, 2009 at 5:25 am
“# Anonymous Says:
July 3rd, 2009 at 4:39 pm
dude....serious? fuck you you fuck tard...im goin to cut my self and if i die its on your hands fucker”
do eeeeeeet
July 8th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Can’t you see he enjoys the negative comments
July 9th, 2009 at 3:30 am
DEAR: DICK HEAD shut da fuck up u r probbly a retarded fucking WANABEE ganster u probbly get a buzz cut cuz ur 2 stupid 2 take cair of ur hair i am emo i like 2 lauf and i skippd up a grade cuz i got streht a’s and maby we cut our selfs so we dont hafe 2 here the sound comming out of ur ulgy ass fase wholes
P.S. emo is short 4 emotional bitch
July 9th, 2009 at 9:27 am
ROFL!!! THAT WAS FRIKEN HILARIOUS!
SO TRUE… but, poor dog =( i feel sry for it.. but its kinda ugly dog tho
July 10th, 2009 at 3:43 am
WOW you are fucking retarded you are going to burn in fucking hell for saying this bullshit and you are going to hell along with any other fucking bastard who thinks this is funny. this is like boarder line racist you fucking bastard prick
July 10th, 2009 at 6:30 am
SHUT UP!
I have never ever met a emo whom does not laugh. Your obviostly really retarded to think that because im emo and a cheerleader who loves being one and part of my job as a cheerledger is to be perkey and you know what your a wierdo!
July 10th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa me and my friend were firghtin about if emo kids cry she said there ur anwser cause i thought they dont cry but y would a emo kid cry if they dmid 4 wat y would they cry
July 11th, 2009 at 2:40 am
YOU ASSHOLE!! HOW MANY OF YOUR BRAIN CELLS WILL BEFORE YOU REALIZE THAT EMO’S ARE PEOPLE 2?!?!!?!? JUST BECAUSE THEY DRESS DIFFERENT THAN YOU AND THINK DIFFERENT FROM YOU, AND GOD FOR FUCKING BID LISTEN TO DIFFERENT BANDS, DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE FUCKING RIGHT TO BASH THEM CONSTANTLY!
July 11th, 2009 at 2:45 am
i get a rush from beating the shit out of assholes like you. i just thought you should know…..
July 12th, 2009 at 9:03 am
emos rule.
kiss my ass.
July 12th, 2009 at 9:05 am
emos rule.
sonofa bitch.
July 12th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Hahaa i find this all a bit pathetic.
I am ‘emo’, and that doesnt bover me, and i am very very sorry if it bovers you, but seeing as i willprobally (and hopefully) never meet you, it makes no difference.
Tbh, i am proably one of the happiest people i know, and dont say ‘well you only know emos’ because actaully a fair few of my friends might class as ‘chavvy’ (not chavs) and people always comment on how happy/ cheery i am. I think my life is pretty damned atm. Its human nature to get upset sometimes, everyone has emotions, how they choose to display there emotions is up to them.
and this sight, well it sucks. dont you ever stop to think that maybe ‘emos’ are people to, we have feelings and yeeah things like this they hurt them. Im not gonna get worked up over this, its not worth it, and any other fellow ‘emo’ dont bother with this site, its pathetic. i will stand my ground on this, EMOS ARE PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE, WE HAVE FEELINGS, GOOD OR BAD, we have the same emotions- sadness, worry, stress, and HAPPINESS. no ones life is perfect, and the bad times will get better, honest.
Love to all you ‘emo’ people who will stand there ground, ignore society and be who they want to be.
Alexaa x
July 12th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
as an afterthought..
no one is really that bovered about your opinions. yeeah we are replying, but thats in response to the other comments, not to the actual post.
and anyway, enjoy your life taking the piss outa people who are brave enough to be different. i hope it gives you great pleasure in ruining lives. and you can say its a joke, but its hurting people, and if you find it funny, there is a reason.
you are a SIMPLE MINDED TWAT. and you can’t say anything about me saying that, coz you’ve gone and offended loads of people on your website.
and I’m 14, and even i can see how pathetic this all is, and my advice- GROW UP?
‘I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I’m not’ - Kurt Cobain.
Alexaa x
July 13th, 2009 at 3:28 am
OMFG!! I m not emo but i have an emo cousin and she laughs all the freaking time and emos dont look funny when they laugh ok they look natural!.. u messed up. U dont even know what being emo is!!
July 13th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Ohmygosh… You’re Talking Like Emo’s Are A Pile of Crap… You Know, They’re Just People Who Don’t Dress The Same As You & They Do Laugh And Have Fun. Pffft, We Wrestle In The Gardens for Pee’s Sake!
July 13th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Tara, I know, Shut the fuck up you WANNA-BE
July 14th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Emos and goths rule. I am a dedicated Em0-Goth. Invite me on mxit on 0833996209
July 15th, 2009 at 4:06 am
why do you read a blog that you dont even like then leave a comment bitching about it?
July 15th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
you fukin remtard …. emos are deep emotionally open people love n live a better life thn u will imagin emos r not miserable 100% of the time but they show it wen thy r …. u prik … talk about misunderstood … bastards like u shuda bin shot at birth
July 16th, 2009 at 12:30 am
This shit isn’t funny. I’m not emo but i sure in the hell support them.
Fuck you.
July 17th, 2009 at 4:01 am
can i please point out that
1- not all emos cut, emo is a style, not a depresion + if you find out someone you know cuts them self, you should try to help them, they are suffering a seriouse mental illness, its called depersion, and it is real.
2- emos + scenes are not the same FUCKING thing, emos genrualy dont even like the scene cultures, scene are mainly known at the more femine version of goth , and are also genrualy happy, emos.
3-emos are human being for fucks sake !, why is it that people go hating on other people just becuase they do not look the same as yourself, hating on emos, scenes, eletric punks, ect.. is just the same as being rasict
so please, get your facts right before you go hating
KTHXBAI x
July 18th, 2009 at 8:03 am
Ok listen. Or don’t, I don’t really care. To the kids who would like us to believe you are bleeding on your keyboards right now, chill out and shut up a little. To the kids who have screennames like ‘fuckemos’ and ‘emos are gay’, you get a special shut the fuck up. People are people, and you’re both wrong. And also, everyone, if you’re seriously getting offended by anything on this website, life is a lot, a lot easier with a sense of humor. OH! and, by being a ‘nonconformist’, you are conforming.
July 25th, 2009 at 2:26 am
Dude I know many emos and All of them are probably some of the happiest people I know, why, because emo, most of the time, is a look not a life style.
July 28th, 2009 at 1:54 am
bwhaahha
this is hilarious
in a good way.
“you know nothing about us..”
priceless. i cant stop laughing.
your amazing.
July 28th, 2009 at 3:13 am
i hope u die and then u go to hell where people like you are burning !
July 28th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
uh ok…….BULL SHIT! 1st of all, who ever made this site is burning n hell and probably knowz it. 2nd of all wat is so bad about emoz? let them be. they dont do anything 2 u. they just hangout with n small groups with friends who care abojut them. SO FUCK OFF! 3rd of all, emoz u really shouldnt b pissed about it cus ur just makeing him/it/her feel proud of its/her/his self. y would sum1 waste time makeing a website 2 hurt sum1 if they obvi dont have a life or soul (if they do there burni9ng n hell lie i said).im emo and i reallllly dont giva fuck about this…4th of all, all of u dumbass, retarded, uber fugly ppl who think all emoz cutt r clearly liveing n a basement (no joke) cus if u were smart ud know that a person who cuttz is a person who cuttz not an emo. an emo that cuttz is a cutting emo.DUH!….5th of all i luv the way most of these emoz r fake. and there like “omg i hate u! im gonna cutt tonight and kill my self. and itz all ur fualt!”…like stfu. ur obvi not a real emo and ur just a poser.a real emo wouldnt say “im gonna kill my self 2night”…no! ur dumb. u just want sum1 2 say “awww dont do it”…wen no 1 is gonna say that cus ur fake! anywayz the person who made this is a wanna-be emo and they didnt get accepted cus there retarded, so they made this website
the end!
<3 silver (yup)
August 2nd, 2009 at 10:17 am
umm, actually emos do laugh, my friend is emo and she laughs more than kendra wilkinson. emos do laugh and they do have really cool hair. and haven’t you ever heard of respecting other peoples personalities