Why Do Emos Bite Each Other?
This is seriously messed up crap. I keep seeing more and more Emos biting one another in public. It’s almost as if it’s some sort of bizarre mating ritual. I seen one guy hop on another Emo’s back before sinking his teeth into his neck and ripping out a huge amount of flesh. It was terrifying. But it seems to be becoming more and more commonplace and acceptable within Emo society. Neither of the retards would ring an ambulance either.
It wouldn’t be so bad if this was an isolated incident but it isn’t. Emo rockstars like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy are openly supporting this kind of behavior.
In a recent interview with Kerrang, Way firmly stated
“We love to see our fans bite the hell out of one another. We’ll even include the pictures on our CD inlays if the people involved send them to us. Biting is so sexy and post-modern. It gives me a stonking erection. There’s nothing sexier apart from putting a bunch of push tacks on your chair and sitting down on them. Now that is heaven.”.
How messed up is that! Not only are My Chemical Romance pumping out utter shit music but they are actually encouraging vampirism amongst their fans. What’s he gonna say next? That he advocates teen pregnancy as long as you call the child “Holy Lord Lucifer II”?
I wouldn’t be surprised.
Anyway the easy explanation for this behavior is Emos do it because other Emos do it. It’s that simple. The craze was most likely started by some crazy, blabbering maniac who bit someone in the midst of a speed-induced frenzy. An emo was nearby to see this happening and thought “That’s cool! I’ll try that on Roger tomorrow!” and the rest is history.
If you see Emos biting each other in public, feel free to attack them with your shoes on sight. Much like in Iraq the greatest insult you can give an emo is by pelting them with your boots. Well it’s either that or calling them “jocks” on purpose.
January 6th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
damn emo kids….
fall out boy and my chemical romance suck hairy assholes btw
January 30th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
shut up above ^^^ mcr are the best!
February 17th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
people who make these sites need to get a life. Making fun of others it not cool, the person who made this needs to grow up and find other things to do with their life.
February 22nd, 2009 at 6:16 pm
i agree with WOW.
people need to stop moaning about others.
and mcr are the best. people should actually listen to the music before steriotyping it and saying that it’s rubish (when it isn’t!)
February 22nd, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Screw that collum!!!they rock my world!!go mcr!!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:41 am
GOD DAMN IT!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!! MCR IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!AND EMOS ROCK!!!!!!! MY BFF HAPPENS TO BE PREP EMO AND I’M A GOTH EMO SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!! GOD DAMN JOCKS THINK THEY RULE THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!NEWS FLASH JOCKS/CHEERLEADERS EMO’S THE NEW RAGE SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO ON WITH LIVING UR STUPID FUCKING LIVES!!!!!!!!!!
February 24th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Hy gee way..
When u coming to indonesia??..
I want to meet u..
How are u??..
How are your little brotrer “mikey way”??..
MCR is the best..
I like MCR..
I love MCR..
MCR is everything to me..
By your fan of [MCRmy]..
^^sheila^^
February 25th, 2009 at 1:04 am
This is comical.
Not only that, but insulting, offensive, and ridiculous.
I’m just giving in by posting this comment. But I couldn’t help myself. This is seriously hilarious.
February 25th, 2009 at 2:21 am
WHAT THE HELL!!!
Who the HEll do you think you are?!
My Chem is the Best Band in the whole world and they aren’t EMO!!!
February 25th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I love this group!!!! =*
February 26th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
how can you even compare my chemical romance to fall out boy?
are you mentally ill?
challenged in the musical sense?my chemical romance is passionate about what they do, everyone has there beliefs. what are you going to say next, that budhists should die?
fall out boy isn’t great, but they don’t suck ass like you.
now i don’t know or care if i am speaking to one person, or a group of cats.
your retarded.
MCR is not emo, hardcore maybe, but emo, no.
clearly you have never heard music in your life, otherwise you would be able to categorize a BIT better then that CRAP!
sorry that you’ll never be anything in life, its a shame, maybe you can be like perez hilton and just bitch about how OTHER people are successful!
have fun with you fail and a half life,
chiao
~<<xoxoxo
Kaitlyn
February 27th, 2009 at 4:48 am
This is so controversial……
February 28th, 2009 at 6:24 am
Fcking m0fos cn go get fckd EMOS rock an so does mcr an gerard way is hot . So ppl who thnk that emos suck or mcr sucks cn get get raped by a elephant dum kunts frm em0 kid xoxox mwah mwah mwah xoxo ne1 who wants an em0 gf call me pls 0449994238 i wana met randoms or maybe ho0k up i dnt bite unles u want me 2 lol mwah
February 28th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
What the hell!!!!!!! My chemical romance does not suck they are the best band in the world and if you think they are horrible you probably
Haven’t even listened to them! Emo people are cool, I have no problem with them because my friend is a goth emo. At least emos are better than stupid preps thAt bag on other people. My chemical romance is awesome, who ever made this website should grow up and get a life.
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ROCKS!!!!!
February 28th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
What the hell!!!!!!! My chemical romance does not suck they are the best band in the world and if you think they are horrible you probably
Haven’t even listened to them! Emo people are cool, I have no problem with them because my friend is a goth emo. At least emos are better than stupid preps thAt bag on other people. My chemical romance is awesome, who ever made this website should grow up and get a life.
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ROCKS!!!!!
March 1st, 2009 at 1:31 am
Ok!they are so fuckin hot!!!gerard and mikey way,and the rest of you,don’t listen.they got to get a life!screw them.mcr rocks.you have good revange gerard way.keep on rockin.see ya!:-D love miharu;-)
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:02 pm
I hope you fuckng die
March 4th, 2009 at 2:29 am
Ok. I love mcr. I cant help it. Thry are not emo! They sing and play about real life shit. I highly diubt ANY of you have aphephobia. If i was ever so lucky to meet my chem, i would die. But you assholes makin fun/stereotyping just need to get lives!
March 7th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Shut up and get a life! All this time and energy you waste talking crap about Emos is just lame find something betr to do like start by shoving your keyboard up your ASS!!!
March 13th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Have you ever thought we bite
one another because they like it…?
May 23rd, 2009 at 7:38 pm
0.o
I bite my thumbs a lot trying to get my skin to break, you aren’t going to throw a shoe at me, are you? o.o
June 18th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
so if you don’t like Emos stay away from them its not rocket science unless your really stupid
June 25th, 2009 at 10:56 am
shut up mcr rules even fallout boy
July 14th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Hey, im a goth em0.
Bein em0 or goth doesnt change that were all jus human.
Killin urself is wrong, i tried it 4 times, and 4 sum reason sum1 findez me or i jus get waek and lay in hp 4 a couple o days.
Vampirism on the othe hand is pathetic. A gr8 cry 4 atention. emos bite each other because the lust 4 blood makes them feal alive.
Tha Em0-goth,
Xander
July 14th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
LMFAO, Linkin park RULES!
July 14th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Guys, invite me on Mxit.
0833996209, thanx.
I jus wana talk