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Why Does My Punk Friend Want To Be A Gay Emo Boy?

Your friend is obviously going through a difficult period in his life. He might be tired of being continually rejected by females, so by converting to emo he is open to loving men - thus doubling his chances of finding true love.

You should consider the possibility that he’s just doing this for attention. Most emos hate the music of Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance and dress in black just to annoy people. Emos are generally very shallow and will declare their allegiance to the culture just to attract an emo girlfriend.

After this he will be forced to listen to Fall Out Boy and will become suicidal since he is aware of how much this type of music sucks and that most emo scenesters are vacuous fascists who judge others entirely based upon what they wear and say and how few scars they have on their arm.

His decision could be a sign of mental illness. Has he recently suffered a knock to the head? Does he complain about suffering from hallucinations and double vision?  Perhaps you should bring him to the local church and ask the pastor to exorcise any demons out of his skull. Better yet, tell the congregation that he needs to be baptized and watch them haul him out to the nearest lake. Being under water for 30 seconds might be enough to give him amnesia and he’ll be back to his usual self soon.

Anyway if your friend truly wants to be emo be sure to intervene before it’s too late. You stand to lose him forever once the emos have started to brainwash him.

4 Responses to “Why Does My Punk Friend Want To Be A Gay Emo Boy?”

  1. amber Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 4:15 am

    I love you

  2. amber Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 4:16 am

    i hate my life

  3. Mercedes Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    He your friend could just like guys and you should respect that! No matter what life choice’s your friend makes you should always stick by them. If he wants to be Emo and gay let him and help him out if he needs it!!

  4. Amber_Acid_Angel Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    Wats wrong with being gay? I’m bi. Btw peole say emo kids are slutty so they’ll make out with boys and girls. lol I’ll make out with anyone =]

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