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Why Does Russia Hate Emos?

The simple answer is that the Russian Goverment sees Emo are a threat against it’s one party state mentality. Emo’s are much like Communists in that they have one track minds and are constantly looking to destroy and control anyone their perceive to be their enemy.

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So I can understand why Russia wants to make Emo music illegal. If I had my say I’d make it illegal in America too, simply because it has a really poisonious effect on society. These young Emo’s hate God and would love to see the destruction of the Christian Church in their lifetime.

We should work closer with our Russian friends to dream up a solution to Emoness. Perhaps we could send them all to live on Britain were they can abuse their bodies to their heart’s content without anyone batting an eyelid.

One Response to “Why Does Russia Hate Emos?”

  1. Dannnnnnnnnnn Says:
    July 7th, 2009 at 9:26 am

    Britain excepts emos because they arent facist or over christian. And the christian church will collapse one day, think about how many people DONT go to church compared to how many do in all christian countries.

    Merci.

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