Why Emo Kids All Look The Same..
Emo kids always look the same because they have no minds.
They are 100% shallow. They are the bottom rung of society. They seek to persecute individuality by threatening to gouge extremely rude messages into one another’s foreheads if they have the audacity to stray from the herd. And by straying from the herd I mean something as simple as actually washing their hair once in a while, refusing to cut or wear black eyeliner.
Also, since emo kids generally are quite round in shape this tends to make them quite indistinguishable from one another. The fact that they’ll only ever engage in conversations with one another in hushed tones would suggest they share some common genetic mutation, which is probably a side affect of them jerking off whilst sitting on the microwave listening to Aiden for the past 3 years.
One of the most simple answers is that you like myself have grown to detest the very sight of Emos and treat them with the same measure of cynical apathy. Whilst dehumanising Emos can be fun, you can possibly go too far. If you’re threatening them with physical violence then you’re just asking for trouble. Then they’ll come to your house in the middle of the night and infest your house with bats. And whilst you’re sleeping they’ll curse you. And you’ll wake up with a massive horn sticking out of your forehead. This shit has happened in Kentucky before and it’ll happen again.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:22 am
All these lies. Hmm… I sense a new trend for liars.
God damn, what the hell? We accept others, animals, everything. We don’t hurt anything, unless you start the shit.
February 26th, 2009 at 5:27 am
people can just go and kiss a hobo for hating emos.
February 26th, 2009 at 5:30 am
i agree with shania and cole people can just suck it.
February 27th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
i agree with shania not just cause i’m emo but cause were fucking people too just cause we act different doesn’t make us not human that pretty fucked up and really low!!!So the people that hate on emos can go suck their mamas dick!!